Smelly drains,STD soldier but no Clap

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

Just in case we have more crimes,murders and general mischief to confess to.

Please leave your shoes at the door, have a Dettol wash and then stand awkwardly while not consuming any perishables.

Ironic smiles and head tilts are ALOUD but absolutely no laughter,fun or enjoying yourselves.

Disinfectant and disposable whips will be provided.

I don’t know what I’ll get next but I can’t wait to see the back of my Hyundai i20 - it’s a nice enough car with plenty of gadgets but there’s nothing fun about it.

My car is like that loads of gadgets. Just shit and boring and often has warning lights, go off.

Thanks @lilac

This had me giggling. Sooooo true (unfortunately)

I raise you a petrol gauge that randomly sticks or drops Shits! Of course never when it’s in for investigation! I want something fun next but we’ll see

PinkSparklyPussyCat jesus. They never misbehave when they are in the garage.

I had lane assist failure (they came and towed it off my drive as it was dangerous, according to them)
Passenger airbag failure, seat heater failure (not a big deal). Then it just stopped starting. Pressed the button and only the radio would come on. Pressed it again and it all went off. Like that for 20-30min.

I hate shit cars, the least we can expect is car starts and says how much fuel you have

I'm just going to have a mini rant, and I'll preface it with I know I'm a bitch and a bad friend.

However I'm seriously fed up with my friend moaning about absolutely frikking everything, nothing works,nothing is fine, nothing is fun, no shops deliver to her, when they do is wrong, the house sucks,the kids suck,the husband sucks,everything is hard,arguments,it's too cold,it's too sunny, the kids can't be in the garden cause she has no sun cream etc. Every time I mention anything about being out she's like "out where?" . I don't fucking know... a walk, buying toilet paper , whatever . She mentioned shaving and if she should bother . I said if she's not going anywhere then definitely not. And once again "go where?" .

I know I'm a bitch ,but I'm a tired bitch.

PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock Maybe your friend is the bear we've been poking on the other thread

Princess - understand completely

Just been on one crazy thread

Had to resist the urge to sing 🎤 you were coming across as clever
Then you lit the wrong end of your cigarette🎤

Sorry, I couldnt help myself, I have ordered not one but two laundry baskets (adding to the three we already have). In my defence we are now a household of six adults and the laundry is starting to take over.

DH and I went for a walk round the allotment. The apple blossom is amazing. We planted a new orchard this year. One of the new cider apple trees has bright red blossom.

Princess she sounds like far too much hard work. I would avoid for a while it must be draining all your energy away.

Smile ha ha thats brilliant

Which one Lilac?

WTH?
One thread with one poster being a complete bitch just for shits and giggles has had posts deleted, possible ones calling her out on it (thankfully not mine) yet hers are still there!

So now its okay to tell somebody to let their kid starve while I go out and buy the bread because you will spread plague and I wont! Jeesus wept.

I had a nice evening! How many neighbourhoods have I decimated by enjoying myself? Not sorry.
Played my first ever game of cards against humanity, online, while video chatting with friends. Always nice to confirm your friends have pretty much the same willingness to cross all taste boundaries

There really are a lot of crazies on the threads tonight. It must be very scratchy living inside their heads.

Willow

The PPE for retail workers

I don’t object to that but she was saying TOTAL LOCKDOWN NOW!

Yes, I stumbled into an anti Corona virus OP. Apparently it's all a conspiracy between Bill Gates and big pharma. Didn't elucidate on what the actual intention of the conspiracy was. I left sharpish.

Saw on the news that mercedes had been working to come up with a clever gismo for helping oxygen supported patients in hospital.

Sorry just realised my first sentence made no sense the OP was anti Corona virus vaccination. Something about it not being tested properly. Obviously not aware that the testing and manufacture are going on in parallel. As soon as testing is complete it can hit the ground.

The PPE for retail workers
I don’t object to that but she was saying TOTAL LOCKDOWN NOW!

Yes I know she started off sounding quite reasonable then started shouting about lockdown being the only answer, nobody going anywhere ever - except for the retail staff she was so concerned about to start with! maybe I worded it wrong but I wasnt agreeing with her about lockdown.

Do you ever notice how huge the crossover is between conspiracy theorists and 1) really poor written communication and 2) really poor science 3) pride at not allowing their thoughts to be manipulated by teachers and the education system.

Have often wondered why they are so keen to decry education as mind control, but don't mind having their thoughts manipulated by whichever conspiracy theorists introduced them to those ideas.

Oh yes Gnome I saw a bit of that then backed away.

All based on misquoted stuff from the news re Bill Gates providing millions of measles vccines to vulnerable kids. No good deed and all that.