Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?

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I've only been isolating for 2 days
I think this is a government plot to get slightly less attractive men laid 🤣🤣

Thank god for this thread / it’s the first thing that has made me smile in about a week

And yeah Chris Witty - hubba hubba

Rishi is bloody gorgeous, and no, I’m not self isolating..

I'm quite looking forward to today's updates. I hope we get Matt and Jeremy 😍

Chris and his sex towel have ruined how I look at him forever 😂

This has made me laugh but you're all mad! Maybe just maybe Rishi though....

Surely the fact that Chris Whitty folds his clothes up and the dishwasher is a plus.
Rishi is very clever and polite and a bit dorky😍😍

Mike Galsworthy could be talking about the number 7 bus running a bit late rather than epidemiology, and I'd still watch his podcasts

Chris Whitty, no just no. The Spanish PM yes yes yes!

Come on, what about Boris?

I nearly started a thread about that a couple of days back. I was watching him give his briefing and thought “oooh, I so could!”

I’ve had a temperature since last week. DH is in a different room and I’m not well enough to go near any man, let alone indulge in some (doubtless wild and fun ) rumpy-pumpy with Boris Johnson.

I think this illness must be getting to me.

Roselily36 the spanish prime minister, oh yes. I’ll add him to my list of temperature-fuelled fantasy shags....

Justin Trudeau is alright, too.

If Boris was the last man on earth I still wouldn't.

Omg yes the Spanish prime minister, no wonder half the country has a temperature, wow!

Flaskmaster

I'm not finding him attractive but he seems like a nice man and a safe pair of hands. I think it is possibly a bit like finding your doctor attractive or anyone who cares for you or seems to be offering reassurance.

Seriously?! Hancock, Boris and Sunak?! I thought I was a slight wrongun for having a secret crush on Phil Mitchell, now I feel so much better about the whole Mitchell situation !

This thread

I do not find CW attractive but he is very calming and nice to listen to, he reassures me, at a bloody time when I really need it! Hope he is on tonight.

I do always feel quite zen after listening to Witty. I reckon he should make some kind of mindfulness podcast to help us get through covid-19

I could listen to him all day. And Sir Patrick.

Maybe he wasn't on last night because he's been busy doing his tv advert and then being interviewed on the bbc corona special?

Lets hope he's back, where he belongs!!, asap, back on our screens tonight?, for Boris's next announcement.

Just watched Chris Whitty on the bbc science briefing, he's so calming.

Chris Whitty was my kind of man before all this.
So interesting and intelligent and calm.
Alas I'm thick , so I don't think the attraction would be mutual

I have seriously thought about sending my pic to Chris Whitty and asking for a date. He's single, I'm single. What's not to like? Besides, he could do with someone to iron those curled shirt collars.

Ooh he's brightened my dull day once again 😍😍

Another CW fan over here 👍just needs a buzz cut and a new shirt. He seems like a lovely man, hope it's made him smile he's become something of an unlikely sex symbol of late 😀

Since nobody else wants Boris I will have him, I’ve always had a thing for bumbling public school boys I’m ashamed to say.

DitheringDoris Thu 19-Mar-20 13:40:09
Since nobody else wants Boris I will have him, I’ve always had a thing for bumbling public school boys I’m ashamed to say.
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He's not a patch on his dad.