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Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?

283 replies

MozzchopsThirty · 18/03/2020 20:08

I've only been isolating for 2 days
I think this is a government plot to get slightly less attractive men laid 🤣🤣

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MyHipsDontLieUnfortunately · 18/03/2020 21:22

I very much admire his articulacy though.

Beebityboo · 18/03/2020 21:23

Chris Whitty looks like a crested gecko. But geckos are very cute.

Goostacean · 18/03/2020 21:25

Rishi sounds like the one on the Inbetweeners

YES! I couldn’t work it out yesterday during the briefing, but you are so right!!

onedayallthiswillbeyours · 18/03/2020 21:26

"Boris needs sectioning"

What do I win?? Grin

TheLinerunner · 18/03/2020 21:26

I'm an Ursula von der Leyen kind of gal. Or Gertrud as I like to call her in my head

IHadADreamWhichWasNotAllADream · 18/03/2020 21:27

The last word on this has already been said on a Mark Carney thread.

Mmmmm, Mark Carney....

Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?
FAQs · 18/03/2020 21:29

I’d like to go for a pint with Boris, I bet he is bonkers but quite funny. I’d bet he would be fairly easy to get a few straight answers from after a drink or two.

SnoozyLou · 18/03/2020 21:29

Flipping heck. As soon as I saw the title, I know you'd been self-isolating, OP 😳

SnoozyLou · 18/03/2020 21:30

FWIW, I get a nice vibe from him.

I don't trust Vallance though.

Ohmymg · 18/03/2020 21:30

Dominic Raab for me Blush

Helenj1977 · 18/03/2020 21:32

You're welcome 😍

Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?
HenHarrier · 18/03/2020 21:32

Or “Roid Rage Raab” as he’s known in our house. His neck is wider than his head.

HenHarrier · 18/03/2020 21:35

You are indeed welcome.

Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?
Tinselette1940 · 18/03/2020 21:41

Mozzchops I agree 😁. And from what I hear he is lovely but very private. I'm not self-isolating by the way.

GoldfishGirl · 18/03/2020 21:43

You are all crackers. I am sad Mark Carney has gone. He was cool 🤩

Russellbrandshair · 18/03/2020 21:45

No. He’s a good guy but attractive?- nope. He looks like he’d keep his socks on during sex and insist on loading the dishwasher and folding his clothes before getting down to it

MrsMGE · 18/03/2020 21:47

Mother of God. This is what happens when people WFH and there's nothing new on TV.

22Giraffes · 18/03/2020 21:54

I'm sad he wasn't at today's press conference, he makes me feel calmer. I don't fancy him but he seems lovely Smile

RJnomore1 · 18/03/2020 22:08

Yes @Russellbrandshair but half the attraction is thinking how you could corrupt them.

Leave the dishwasher half stacked! Life is for living! Throw caution to the wind!

Tinselette1940 · 18/03/2020 22:14

RJnomore1 😁

MozzchopsThirty · 18/03/2020 22:16

@22 he was doing almost half a show on the bbc earlier so I just watched him on that instead

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GoodStuffAnnie · 18/03/2020 22:20

I am totally in love with Rishi. Talk about being a total dude in a crisis.

ViciousJackdaw · 18/03/2020 22:21

Rishi reminds me of Ed Miliband.

GarlicSoup · 18/03/2020 22:24

Big boy Boris every time 😍

SwedishEdith · 18/03/2020 22:26

Is this some form of Stockholm Syndrome?

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