Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?

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I've only been isolating for 2 days
I think this is a government plot to get slightly less attractive men laid 🤣🤣

No DH here

I'll just go to bed on my own and dream of Chris and his sex towel

Oh my, I have found my tribe!
Favourite voices on the Today programme:
Chris Whitty
Jeremy Hunt
...and Phillip Hammond
I have to give my head a fucking wobble, but I swear their voices do something to me. Don't have a TV so don't see these people 'animated'; to me they're just voices, but... just wow.

Whitty is unmarried and has no children.
Vallance is married with 3 children.

@oblomov so totally agree!

BRING BACK CHRIS! and who was the random woman (yes his deputy but utterly pointless)?

Rishi? Seriously? He seems really dorky to me 🤷‍♀️

Not attractive but I think he comes across as a decent, nice person.
Rishi Sunak is so pleased with himself- don't like him at all.

No. But you've all given me a good laugh.

I find Gavin Williamson a bit sinister because of his spider.

Chris Witty is im sure a very intellegent and lovely man but not my type. He reminds me of that child genius who is now a woman...

Gavin Williamson is awful, there is something fake and very unpleasant about him and the way he speaks. Would not trust him at all.

Omg I am so glad to see this thread. I was watching Rishi Sunak earlier and thought "wow he's a bit handsome" 😈
I have never thought this before.
Freaked myself out.
Now I'm glad to see his name pop up quite a bit here 😂

OP dreaming of Chris and his sex towel!!! That's done for me 😆

Gavlar looks good though, let's give him that as long as he doesn't open his mouth.

Someone said Mark Carney. I'm with you on that one, sadly he's retired now.

Philip Hammond? I can't quite decide, I think he's smart and it makes him handsome but he gives off an economics professor vibe to me.

Gav is Yorkshire doing his phone voice

If he loads the dishwasher before sex that's a massive plus surely???

I find Jeremy Hunt physically attractive. Sorry everyone.

I really can't see it with Gavin. There's too much of the Frank Spencer about him for my taste.

You are all either bonkers or very unwell.

Stockholm syndrome

You are all either bonkers or very unwell
Well nobody has suggested Gove or Boris or Trump himself yet. If they did, I would be very concerned for their mental state.

OMG please stop! My eyes are bleeding

@SwedishEdith - Mike Galsworthy - yes! He’s the Michael Hutchence of science...

Yes.

Weird. As. Fuck.

He's yuck as f**k!

Actually where was Chris Whitty today? I hope he isn't self isolating! He is my weird crush 😍