Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?

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I've only been isolating for 2 days
I think this is a government plot to get slightly less attractive men laid 🤣🤣

I don't think I'd want boris sweating and dribbling all over me.
I think Chris would lay a towel down before sex so that the sheets were protected

I’m so glad others are saying about Rishi! There’s something about him

It's a no from me.

Yes @Russellbrandshair* but half the attraction is thinking how you could corrupt them.

Leave the dishwasher half stacked! Life is for living! Throw caution to the wind*

That’s very very true! I’m seeing him in a different light now! 😜

You’re all bloody bonkers!!

Day 3 and I kind of want to go for dinner with Dominic Cummings. In my defence I have a temperature.

#selfisolationinducedinsanity

What about Gavin Williamson? I'd go for a date with him if I were single.

You just all be infected by THE virus.

BoJo reminds me of an ex.
But Chris W.... ooh, yes please!!! He’s lovely, so careworn (I appreciate I’m wired).

Rishi looks like the rat from Ratatouille.
That ancient virologist the BBC have had on a few times has lovely eyes though.

Weird! Not wired! Honest

Sorry no, he reminds me of a cross between an aging Max Branning and a goblin from Harry Potter

Matt Hancock for me. That crazed sex pest look is really doing something for me

Now this man I do find attractive and very informative on the Virus too

www.facebook.com/scientistsforeu/videos/2609748995813670/UzpfSTcwOTY2MjgxMjoxMDE1ODIwMTU0MDExMjgxMw/

I fancy them ALL. In this order:

Gavin Williamson
Patrick Vallance
Rishi Sunak

Matt Hancock too young/girly/pink faced Cameron style to be remotely fanciable but I feel sorry for him as he's so new in the job.

Gav though - phwoar

visciousyes Rishi is very like Ed Mlinamd. I hadn’t realised !

Gav's like the schoolboy they put in charge of education as a work experience day and forgot to tell him to stop

I find Prof Chris Witty and Sir Patrick Vallance absolutely mesmerising.

The are both so calm, beautifully spoken, so exceptionally bright.

I can't take me eyes off either of them.

Oh, Mike Galsworthy - now you're talking he knows it though.

I too was most put out that he wasn't on tv tonight.

Who is she I thought? And where is Chris!

I can't believe Gavin Williamson is being mentioned . What was that weird, slowed down robotic voice today?

@Oblomov20 🤣🤣 my feeling exactly

Boris - tick
Patrick - tick
Chris - where the bloody hell is chris?? What have they done with him? Please bring him back

This is how baby booms happen. Bit of isolation, drop of lockdown, powerful men on the telly and before you know it you’ve jumped on DH think about the CMO...