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To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns

102 replies

AngeloMysterioso · 15/03/2020 00:45

Because I’m bored, fed up of the constant bad news, and thought if I must read about coronavirus everywhere I turn then let’s at least try and have a chuckle at the same time.

Band names, song titles, movies, actors, whatever. Let’s ruin the lot.

A few musical ones to get us started-

Panic! Buy at the Tesco
Miley Virus
Wuhan Clan
Talkin’ bout my self-isolation - The W.H.O
Bat guy - Billie Ill-ish
Death by a thousand coughs - Taylor Sniffed

Come on fellow MNers, I know you’re a witty lot... let’s try and make each other laugh a bit amidst all this misery!

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FedUpOfAdulting · 15/03/2020 09:46

Quarantine reality

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midnightstar66 · 15/03/2020 09:58
Grin
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midnightstar66 · 15/03/2020 09:59

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midnightstar66 · 15/03/2020 09:59

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midnightstar66 · 15/03/2020 10:00

Don't think any of these have already been posted

BecauseReasons · 15/03/2020 10:22

Just saw this. Works so well.

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BecauseReasons · 15/03/2020 10:23

Not quite as good but made me chuckle.

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qwertytrewq · 15/03/2020 11:05

🤪🦠⛺️

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TitianaTitsling · 15/03/2020 18:02

Chuck is King

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Destinysdaughter · 15/03/2020 22:04

This about sums it up!

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Destinysdaughter · 15/03/2020 22:12

The new greeting

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Destinysdaughter · 15/03/2020 22:17

No idea where this is but it made me laugh

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Bubu222 · 15/03/2020 22:19

Oh I love this thread, I have loads memes!

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
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Bubu222 · 15/03/2020 22:23

And these

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Hopingtobeamum · 15/03/2020 22:25

I saw the funny side!

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indemMUND · 15/03/2020 22:25

I had a random thought earlier:
If Ozzy Osbourne had chewed and swallowed, we might have had a vaccine by now 🦇

TinnedPearsForPudding · 15/03/2020 22:27

Everybody was Kung - flu fighting...?

danni0509 · 15/03/2020 22:27

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danni0509 · 15/03/2020 22:30

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danni0509 · 15/03/2020 22:31

@TinnedPearsForPudding I like that one

Sofacat · 15/03/2020 22:39

Supermarkets are now limiting the amount of products each customer can buy.

Tesco: 4 tinned products and 2 toilet rolls
Sainsbury: 2 tins of tomatoes and 4 toilet rolls
Aldi: 1 hedge trimmer , 2 wet suits and a mig welder

MrsToothyBitch · 17/03/2020 12:24

Saw this gem on insta & thought of this thread! Grin

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Lweji · 17/03/2020 12:53

Abbey Hoard

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Lweji · 17/03/2020 12:55

Not so funny or true now.
But I've sent it to a friend the other day... and he didn't get it.

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daisychain01 · 17/03/2020 16:28

Someone at work has scheduled a Daily Corvid meeting.

I didn't think they allowed magpies and crows on-site, they shit everywhere!