To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns

[AngeloMysterioso]

Because I’m bored, fed up of the constant bad news, and thought if I must read about coronavirus everywhere I turn then let’s at least try and have a chuckle at the same time.

Band names, song titles, movies, actors, whatever. Let’s ruin the lot.

A few musical ones to get us started-

Panic! Buy at the Tesco
Miley Virus
Wuhan Clan
Talkin’ bout my self-isolation - The W.H.O
Bat guy - Billie Ill-ish
Death by a thousand coughs - Taylor Sniffed

Come on fellow MNers, I know you’re a witty lot... let’s try and make each other laugh a bit amidst all this misery!

I had to see the GP yesterday, I can't stop singing 'This is the rhythm of the night...'. Turns out I've got coronavirus.

This one made me chuckle.

Also this one.😂😂😂

My favourite thread on MN already: we soooo need this around all the fucking anxiety!

Has anyone said Fever yet?
Strange flu
I hear you coughing (but you can't come in)
And, of course, My Corona

Not a pun but Dp has declared frank Sinatra wouldn't have gotten corona virus he would have had crooner virus

And here is one to really lower the tone of this thread (sorry, not sorry)

I liked this

A few I’ve collected recently

great thread,until some idiot says 'oh,but it's no laughing matter' a bigcollective fuck off and hide it then
We need some humour

No wedding party will ever be the same again after you've heard "Covid-19" sung to the tune of "come on Eileen"

I keep humming the tune to my Sharona, but replacing the lyrics with 'aye corona'

This School Is Empty Now - Burt Bacteria
Not Out In The Street - Bruce Springsneeze
Flu Fighters
Don’t Panic Buy - ColdPlague

I like this

This thread has made me laugh. Thank you op

When I hear Covid-19, I hear come on Eileen

This is a great thread! This is my contribution.

Placemarking!

Good old BoJo

This!

Dressinggown love the Covid-19 preparations depicted somewhat allegorically in a high renaissance/mannerism style. Simply marvellous

Liked this one...

I've just realised that most of the memes I have are in Portuguese.

I like this one