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To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns

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AngeloMysterioso · 15/03/2020 00:45

Because I’m bored, fed up of the constant bad news, and thought if I must read about coronavirus everywhere I turn then let’s at least try and have a chuckle at the same time.

Band names, song titles, movies, actors, whatever. Let’s ruin the lot.

A few musical ones to get us started-

Panic! Buy at the Tesco
Miley Virus
Wuhan Clan
Talkin’ bout my self-isolation - The W.H.O
Bat guy - Billie Ill-ish
Death by a thousand coughs - Taylor Sniffed

Come on fellow MNers, I know you’re a witty lot... let’s try and make each other laugh a bit amidst all this misery!

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ViciousJackdaw · 15/03/2020 01:33

I had to see the GP yesterday, I can't stop singing 'This is the rhythm of the night...'. Turns out I've got coronavirus.

Asvan · 15/03/2020 01:38

This one made me chuckle.

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
Asvan · 15/03/2020 01:39

Also this one.😂😂😂

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MovingBriskyOn · 15/03/2020 01:52

My favourite thread on MN already: we soooo need this around all the fucking anxiety!

Has anyone said Fever yet?
Strange flu
I hear you coughing (but you can't come in)
And, of course, My Corona

Ginkypig · 15/03/2020 01:53

Not a pun but Dp has declared frank Sinatra wouldn't have gotten corona virus he would have had crooner virus Grin

Annacandida · 15/03/2020 02:02

And here is one to really lower the tone of this thread (sorry, not sorry)

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
DressingGownofDoom · 15/03/2020 02:04

I liked this

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Whatsmyname26 · 15/03/2020 02:10

A few I’ve collected recently

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
iheartislesofwight · 15/03/2020 05:54

great thread,until some idiot says 'oh,but it's no laughing matter' a bigcollective fuck off and hide it then
We need some humour Grin

Elephantonascooter · 15/03/2020 06:07

No wedding party will ever be the same again after you've heard "Covid-19" sung to the tune of "come on Eileen"

nutmegand · 15/03/2020 06:31

I keep humming the tune to my Sharona, but replacing the lyrics with 'aye corona'

AngeloMysterioso · 15/03/2020 06:50

This School Is Empty Now - Burt Bacteria
Not Out In The Street - Bruce Springsneeze
Flu Fighters
Don’t Panic Buy - ColdPlague

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TerfTerfTerf · 15/03/2020 06:52

I like this Grin

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
batmancave · 15/03/2020 07:06

This thread has made me laugh. Thank you op Smile

Motherofmonsters · 15/03/2020 07:15

When I hear Covid-19, I hear come on Eileen

Procrastination4 · 15/03/2020 07:39

This is a great thread! This is my contribution.

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Findawaytobehappy · 15/03/2020 07:46

Placemarking!

CheesecakeFactory87 · 15/03/2020 07:47

Good old BoJo

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
CheesecakeFactory87 · 15/03/2020 07:47

This!

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
Findawaytobehappy · 15/03/2020 07:51

Dressinggown love the Covid-19 preparations depicted somewhat allegorically in a high renaissance/mannerism style. Simply marvellous Grin

Jenny70 · 15/03/2020 07:54

Liked this one...

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Lweji · 15/03/2020 07:54

I've just realised that most of the memes I have are in Portuguese.

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
LoopyLucyLou10 · 15/03/2020 07:56

I like this one Grin

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Espress0Patronum · 15/03/2020 08:01
Grin
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Lweji · 15/03/2020 08:02

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns