To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns

[AngeloMysterioso]

Because I’m bored, fed up of the constant bad news, and thought if I must read about coronavirus everywhere I turn then let’s at least try and have a chuckle at the same time.

Band names, song titles, movies, actors, whatever. Let’s ruin the lot.

A few musical ones to get us started-

Panic! Buy at the Tesco
Miley Virus
Wuhan Clan
Talkin’ bout my self-isolation - The W.H.O
Bat guy - Billie Ill-ish
Death by a thousand coughs - Taylor Sniffed

Come on fellow MNers, I know you’re a witty lot... let’s try and make each other laugh a bit amidst all this misery!

All The Things She Spread

I was listening to the radio and they were talking about the virus and the very next song they played was “Don’t stand so close to me” by The Police. I have to admit it made me burst out laughing.

I saw something on Facebook about a baby boom in 9 months and thirteen years later we will have a generation of Quaranteens AKA the Coronials.

To be sung in the ture of hit me baby one more time.

This virus, is Killin me...( And I)
I must confess I need to sneeze (need to sneeze)

*tune

This made me laugh

A CV cocktail I've heard of: Quarintini.

No idea what goes in it, but an Emergen-C packet is essential.

thirteen years later we will have a generation of Quaranteens AKA the Coronials

Brilliant

And this one!

I like

sorry, Quarantini, can't spell ;

Love this

More songs to soundtrack this shitshow:

It's the end of the world as we know it
Fever
Bat outa Hell

Sure there's many more!

I may have a few

I'll share a few in the morning as I'm soon off to bed. Just placemarking for now but great idea OP. I need this!

Also

Bump elbows with the devil- Kris Kris-cough-erson

Love the one with the cat

One more then.

OK... maybe two more

Just saw this on Twitter

Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire

For those of a certain age

And this one