Because I’m bored, fed up of the constant bad news, and thought if I must read about coronavirus everywhere I turn then let’s at least try and have a chuckle at the same time.
Band names, song titles, movies, actors, whatever. Let’s ruin the lot.
A few musical ones to get us started-
Panic! Buy at the Tesco
Miley Virus
Wuhan Clan
Talkin’ bout my self-isolation - The W.H.O
Bat guy - Billie Ill-ish
Death by a thousand coughs - Taylor Sniffed
Come on fellow MNers, I know you’re a witty lot... let’s try and make each other laugh a bit amidst all this misery!
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To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
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AngeloMysterioso · 15/03/2020 00:45
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NachoNachoMan ·
15/03/2020 09:06
I've just come up with this 
will do the rest of the lyrics later
I caught it in a club down in old Soho
Where noone washes their hands, I got Corona
C-O-R-O-N-A Corona
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
She'd not washed her hands and then she touched my face, Corona
C-O-R-O-N-A Corona co co co co Corona
Well, I'm not the world's most cleanest guy
But when she coughed on me I should've ran a mile
Oh Corona, co co co co Corona
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she couldn't use soap and just wash her hands
Oh Corona, co co co co Corona, co co co co Corona
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