30s TTC. It was the BESHt of times,it was the worst of times, it was the age of rummaging in gussets, drinking gin.....

[ginhag]

C'mon in BESHes to the beach bar...sprawl on comfy sofas while you wiggle your toes in the sand and watch a glorious sunset....and drink brightly coloured cocktails with sparklers in. Cos we're classy,innit.

I've got Adam and joe in as barmen, and we have a rather nice Cave of Gloom in the corner for those 'whyyyyyy meeeeeeee???' moments. We have a reggae sound system playing mob barley's greatest hits. It's a sunshine paradise!

Newcomers welcome,as long as they drag along a bucket of black humour and a vast amount of gin. And please note,some of us have been here so long we have forgotten the real world almost entirely.

Now,who's getting the next round in?

Ginny-Gin-Gin - fab news.

ahem offers everyone a bucks fizz

RieRie - why can't you have a baby between APril and OCtober?

oh yes, got my Eggy peak today, and we did the SWI last night, so hopefully even better timing than last cycle.

Oh darlin Lyra I am thinking of you loads. please don't feel like you can't post. Love you lots and sending good thoughts XXXXXXXX

What Gin said, LyraLove

meds am sending VERY fertile thoughts in you direction.

LovelyLyra I woke up thinking of you this morning (and not even in a pervy way). I hope you are doing ok. xxxxxxx

thanks Drom

And what cam said, meds!!!

just told mr gin. And mum n dad.

Did you get the 'why do you insist on testing so early?' speech like I did?! Hope not! Am so thrilled for you Gin.

Big massive hugs to Lyra and family. Sending every good wish I have your way.

Nah poops he was actually really lovely

I had paved the way by saying yesterday I was sure I was up the duff...

He, like me, is now just fretting that we actually manage to see it thru this time. We are taking comfort from the fact that I feel like utter shite

Have explained Papalyra situation a bit more elsewhere.

Gin BUNDLE!!! I am so excited for you! Hehe, I also took comfort from the fact I felt like shit and the sight of food made me want to vom. I am now officially NOT menkulling and will Enjoy the next 6 months.

Hurrah for telling MrGin.

Bollix, am now weeping in a bittersweet fashion, with joy for GinnyGinGin and sadness for Lyra.

I think you speak for all of us there, Polecate

I knew you wouldn't last 24hrs Babber!

Lyra I'm so sorry.

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I think I'm going to have to wait for the July installment of the Mass Summer Diffment Programme. I have distinctly droidy cramps. I expect the rusty bastard will appear sometime this evening.

bah, Muse, that sucks.

It does, but getting diffed my first month back was always going to be a long shot. Next month I will hopefully feel less pressured and not do the menkul so much. Stop laughing at the back!

So, so sorry Lyra. A thousand loves to you and please always to say if there's anything anyone can do.

Oh Muse .

Sending much love to Lyra, so sorry things aren't good.

Gin, am very glad you told Mr Gin and didn't get told off, and can now menkul together (but not too much, we're all willing this one to stick). I want to say long may the feeling shite continue, but that sounds really mean, but you know what I mean I hope.

Muse that's no good.

Hooray for well timed SWI Meds, here's hoping the docs are wasting their time with all the tests cos you won't need to know the answers.

What's everyone up to? We are catching up on far too much neglected housework. I so wish I had a cleaner.

I am bored of housework now, it's raining, and I just want it to be time for Dr Who. And I'm wondering whether SIL has gone into labour yet, she's due tomorrow.