30s TTC. It was the BESHt of times,it was the worst of times, it was the age of rummaging in gussets, drinking gin.....

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C'mon in BESHes to the beach bar...sprawl on comfy sofas while you wiggle your toes in the sand and watch a glorious sunset....and drink brightly coloured cocktails with sparklers in. Cos we're classy,innit.

I've got Adam and joe in as barmen, and we have a rather nice Cave of Gloom in the corner for those 'whyyyyyy meeeeeeee???' moments. We have a reggae sound system playing mob barley's greatest hits. It's a sunshine paradise!

Newcomers welcome,as long as they drag along a bucket of black humour and a vast amount of gin. And please note,some of us have been here so long we have forgotten the real world almost entirely.

Now,who's getting the next round in?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS! When I read of GINNERTHEWINNER's good news I literally screeched incoherent noises of joy! Third time's the charm, moi Luvver

BTW, are we meant to tell our partners if and when we diff? I thought it was just you lot I had to inform when I get my bfp

MedeeMeddewadiddlyMedee

So you're forgetting my thread title suggestion then?

Oooh, they'll be fighting to start this one. Fighting I tells ya!

Actually thinking about it, it wasn't a suggestion - was more of a theme.

MedeeMeddewadiddlyMedee

I love them all, but vote for ChoChoChoChoChaBoogie's

And whenever I read buzwam, my head starts singing "BuzWamCam" to Sweet's WigWamBam

Thanks, WaDiddlyMedee! And I always sing 'Buzwamcam' in my head to tune of WigWamBam too

I have to say, CholeneI'mbeggingyoupleasedon'ttakemyman has come up with possibly one of the most brilliant fred titles of all time. And hosting the fred doesn't ensure diffment, sadly - I've done it 3 or 4 times now, with no success. I've also hosted freds 3 or 4 times, BOOM BOOM!

Hello everyone - am I allowed to still pop in to the gin palace from time to time? I , will, I suppose I like it here, and some of you lot are alright.....

Hope everyone has a fun friday evening planned?

Suppose you could salty. People do pop back on occasion, all we ask is sympathy for those of us who are still to win.

You may also be interested in The Deli, where BESH go when they become PESH. Tis here: The PESH deli

Oh yes, and you have to buy the drinks when you come back.

I am not leaving, obviously. I Live Here. I am possibly quite institutionalised

salty what muse said. Bring booze n gifts and you should get past the bouncers

I know I said I was going to be quiet. But I feel obliged to report little shooting pains in my nips. Please can you turn off the electrical currents Scorps? What's the safe word?

Am watching QI. I'm the only person I know who watches it. And I love Jo Brand - she's the funniest woman in the world. Or one of them.

Yeah, hang around Salts. Just do what the others said and buy the drinks and cakes. No Symptoms Allowed!

I'm watching Black Books and drinking pink cava. We watched the hen night one and now doing scary Simon Pegg.

I am on the iPhone and MrM asked what I was doing. I suggested he might like to leave a message for you all. His contribution is "stop doing it up the bum".

Safe word is: antidisestablishmentarianism. I don't make it easy for my clients victims Things are looking good (and I don't just mean the sight of your delectable norks)!

SaltnVinegar, don't feel like you have to be a stranger. And like RieRie says, no symptoms!

Gin, you can't leave! You is our Special Needs Pet, innit (A term of affection between and RL pals, I hasten to add)

But that is how I avoid getting cystitis Muse...

How do I make him shag me????? He's lying snoring on the sofa in all tired and dribbly. He's so knackered, poor love, and it'll be like this all summer. If it doesn't work this month, we're going to have to take a break until the winter because I can't have a baybee between April and October.

Shall I just clamber on and give him a surprise ?

Can you do it without waking him up?

Aries, you're bringing back a very traumatic memory from Uni, there

GIIIIIINSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am so so pleased for you. Truly. Am welling up a bit and feeling very uneloquent but I am just so thrilled for you.

Medee I'm sorry about your results, but at least they're all over it at your surgery; I'm well impressed; had mine a few weeks ago and nada results yet and Mr Tag has yet to gizz in his pot for 2 more weeks! God, we'll be menopausal by the time we get any results. Maybe that's the idea......

Pisces we're still not speaking in this house so it's going just as badly over here. I have to say I feel like jacking the whole thing in at the moment. I don't know how long people can lurch from cycle to cycle before it really starts to fuck with their heads.

ANYWAY.

Gin once again I am so genuinely pleased for you.

Salty as long as you aren't all smug and knowing now you'll not be booted

Well all, am off to uni this weekend then off on hols for a week from Monday so you might not see me for a while now. Hoping to come back to especially good news from you Musee.

Bitchslaps, haddock and Twirls to all!

Guys, got news earlier from Lyra about PapaLyra. She doesn't want to spoil Gin's rightful moment of glory so let me just ask that everyone sends her family all their love.

Will post the details later or tomorrow, as she has asked me to do so at a more appropriate time.

In case you're lurking though, RunDMC, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE HUGS from me and a 50ft bottle of Lucozade xxxxxxxx

And from me lushra. If I can do anything to help in anyway, catch up with me on t'other place xxx

Lyra, am sending mahoosive beshie loves n hugs to you and your family. And lots of gin. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Meds. Meant to say sorry about results but really good to hear your doctor is so on the ball and glad it's all being taken seriously.

Update: will explain more about PapaLyra in the UvverPlace tomorrow. More private that way.

You are blabby little beshies you are. OHMYDREAKINGDEITIES GINSTER THAT'S AMAZING NEWS! So chuffed for you.

Me lying here next to the NotSoSpunkyOne who would not do it with my family next door and there goes my June diffment.