30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power

[Muser]

BESH is BACK for Spring. Come in, admire the cocktail bar stylings I have created for you. It's all lowlights and smooth sounds, and there's a rehearsal room in back for the GLEE practice.

The barman are beautiful, the Pit has been well stocked with beanbags and gin. So roll up all you 30-something BESHies who stopped counting cycles sometime in the last century, and grab a martini.

I likes this mass diffment programme - is it accredited?!

muse you are too kind - but the comments i get every day lead me to believe that I am especially round... I is not complaining tho - is actually quite pleasing. Arse to the possible parental vist/ fertile time clash.. is SWI off the agenda if your dad there?

bangbang how are you my lovely?

Normally the thought of any shagging while parentals are in the house makes me feel queasy. But I may just have to get over it and be very very quiet. My dad sleeps like the dead anyway. And if I actually get the study cleared properly we can put him in there instead of the living room, and he'll be far away.

Aries, I cannot comment on your epilogies as can't work out wot fred it is, but well done and have extra gropes for being the better persion. However, I refuse to believe you could be in the wrong Iggles, your pictures are so lovely and you look absolutely gorgeous. As always, my lover, as always. Not too long to go now, eeeek! Keep popping in - miss ya

Gin, hope you get the dental probs sorted before rushin' to Russia If not, I hope the vodka over there is strong enough to take your mind off it

And Medee, I've never had creamy FFJ before a droid but I've never had a BFP so the words of wisdom from PESHes and already-mummy-BESHes should be heeded.

As for me, I'm feeling a bit better but am totally at the 'helpful' Facefuck msg I got from a very dear friend today: I'd told her how all my good test and Lap results mean that it's prolly just my age making babywin take so long and her reply was that "I totally know how you feel - when I was trying for M (her son) at 19, it took me 4 months. Nightmare!".

Yeah, because taking four months to get pregnant as a teenager is just as stressy and bad as taking nearly a year as a 37 yr old! And she is always going on about motherhood being shit. She knows how desperate I am for kids but always moans about how she wishes she'd never had her son, even though she loves him. Hmmmmph. People are rubbish (still heart her though, but with narrowed eyes).

I'm 'k fanks igglypiggly. Just tired to my toes & confuzzled in my head, but largely 'k. I'm off to admire your preggy-pix...

Muse, the teenageness of trying to do a sex with a parent in the house and not be overheard might have a knock-on effect of giving you both teenage-level super-fertility.

Unless you're one of those unlucky teens who take a whole 4 months to diff

Poor tired GirlInTheMoshpit. Have a soothing hair stroke and Chinese burn.

Good luck on the shagging in parental home Muse . You know you can do it. We're British dammit!

Igs I'm now going to try and find your round photos.

Iggy you look gorgeous (as always) and I want to rub your tum! You haz a lovely baybee bump. Oh yes, and BUMSEX!

Gin hope toof stops hurting and you have a fab time in Russia.

Muse go on, you can do it for the BESHes. Imagine telling your child how he/she was conceived during Very Quiet Time, with Grandpa asleep next door. Okay, maybe not.

Love Kick on the shins to you all and damn you for distracting me from my chores... must get off arse... need to do cleaning stuff and cooking stuff before friend arrives for lunch, and pick up Boo in less than an hour.

Iggy, you are gooorge. Like Poll, I want to rub your tum. I don't want to BUMSEX you though, sorry.

Oh FUCK! Just bit down on a large chunk of raw carrot RIGHT ON THE GUM CRATER!!!!!!!!!

You need to be on soup and ice-cream (not together)! Poor Ginnywinny

FAO Gin & Aries - I'm only being insufferably pompous on that FB status thing because that lad is INCREDIBLY argumentative and smart-aleck and is generally an unholy ache in the hole. He has to turn everything into a sub A-level standard debate and it's so annoying it's unbelEEEEEEEEVable. I was only moaning about a fucking BUILDING and he wants a debate about the meaning of art. I hate everyone. EVERYONE (Not you lot).

Oh, and OUCH to the carrots. Carrots can be SUCH a pain in the hole too.

I was making mani's lunch n sort of absent-mindedly popped a bit in my mouth... It has not improved the general pain-situation

head I have just posted a reply intended to break his spirit for you.

iggs you're lush by the way. Right at the end of my pregnancy,when I was overdue,I suddenly got a really fat face. Like a cabbage patch doll. Now that was a sexy look.

You look like it's just all in the bump n boobs,and very shapely...that could be why you're getting comments re size,if you don't go big 'all over' it tends to be more dramatic. If that makes any sense (still battling PAIN!)

Thought that may have been the case HB.

You pompous ass.

And I'm afraid I added a very childish comment on the bottom of the thread.

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!

So, I've just had a cryptic conversation with the hopital in which I have been told that I'll start treatment "soon" and that they will get back to me to book me in for an info session. However, I will have to have some tests redone, specially the blood tests which - as we all know - have to be done CD2. Sod's law - I iz CD2 today, so we'll have to wait for next month for the bloods...

But whee! Cautious excitement. Sort of. Combined with a fair amount of misery because, y'know, droid+barren+drucks+huge potential to be constantly heartbroken for the next few years when it doesn't work+dying alone and bitter...

As you were.

"Carrots can be SUCH a pain in the hole too". Ah. I see. Headgirl, has anyone ever explained the facts of life fully to you? Because I think I might know the reason why you're not getting pregnant...

LINK to this fred wot you are on about before I h'explode, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! LINK LINK LINKETTYFUCKINGLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!

Gah, didn't refresh! LovelyLadyLumps, is so good you're finally get some AC progress! So that it's CD2 today - bet you feel like cutting into your finger and rushing in there bleeding everywhere, going 'here's yer CD2 sample! Now gimme a baybee!', don't you? (Or would that only be me?) And you will NOT die alone and bitter. If all else fails, I will make sure to keep a room free for you in my Granny pad and we can cackle away at cheesy telly and make TYF's life a misery fetching us stuff together. BUT! That will not happen because you will win a baybee... maybe even several baybees, okay? OKAY? You are simply too splendiferous for anything else to happen.

Fanks, darling.

I am in weird place where phone call is both mahoosively exciting and really horrible because it's all real and once we're on the AC path it will be hard to get off.

Sadly am not sure that splendiferousness is enough to ensure diffment. If it was then we'd all be riotously pregnant because we all rule.

Can I still come to BESHmeets when you all have babies? I promise not to steal them.

You will be coming to BESHmeets with your own baby, so why worry?

(Am not being blase about your situ but I am determined to believe that you will win and will brook no alternative)

Ahem. Can I ask about the CD2 thing? Just had my CD21 done this morning and my other form just says CD1-4?

I need to see Aries' Big Fat Fight Thread.

BUMSEX

Ah bless you all

scorpalina I miss you lot too - I will drop by just 8 weeks to go now.. scary + also exciting.

poo you and lyra can feel my bump - I only object to complete strangers doing this - cos it's wierd!

I fink you right gin - is cos I have only increased comedy tit size and round beach ball style bump... snogs luvver

Lucks to the drom for the AC - i fink sounds positive.

right dahlinks - I am off to wallow like a hippo in some chocolate - or somesuch similar... nipple tweaks all round x

Pisces I just read it. I didn't think you were that out of order, actually. But big of you to apologise.

Hope you're having a better day today.

For the love of God, will someone PLEASE put scorps out of her misery & tell which fred it is!

(furiously blaming scorps when I'm itching to know myself too )

I can't imagine aries being mardy. This I have to see.