30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power

[Muser]

BESH is BACK for Spring. Come in, admire the cocktail bar stylings I have created for you. It's all lowlights and smooth sounds, and there's a rehearsal room in back for the GLEE practice.

The barman are beautiful, the Pit has been well stocked with beanbags and gin. So roll up all you 30-something BESHies who stopped counting cycles sometime in the last century, and grab a martini.

OMFG! I literally just yelled 'FUCKING YESSSS!' at the top of my voice! There go my stitches! I am BEYOND happy for you, Aliceband!

I know the going has been v tough for you and am not overjoyed just for you, but for the BESHpiration you give to the rest of us. BESHmeets are truly magical - can we arrange one soon, to help everyone getting in on the Mass June Diffment Project?

Oh, this is a v good week - in the space of one day, I got told my body is primo baby-making machinery, the BESHmeet was a roaring success (with the emphasis on 'roaring', I imagine ) and AyersRock got her win! Will defo be buying a lottery ticket tomorrow!

PS Pliz to CD-Drom to do nekkid dance in office, if only so I can imagine it

Oh my God!!!!! That's amazing news!!!!! About SWI being on the acronym list, obviously.

ONLY JOSHIN'! Wheeee Alice that is just fantastic. I knew that BESHmeets were powerful, but updiffment that very night is extraordinary.

Fucking amazing news! So, so, so chuffed for you alice Drom my apologies - I managed to get my BESHies mixed up too and thought your message was from iggster for some reason. .

Glad you all has such a good time at the BESH-up

erm, nicely placed snigger, bess .

oh get over yourself, I'm sure you've got better things to be worrying about

Woo hoo Alice!! Congrats, the booze must have helped with the poas, helped the hormone flow or some such sciencey stuff.

BESHfest must have had amazing diffment properties, 'tis amazing - see, before you went, nothing - when you get back, baybee win!!

Also, glad you are recovering Scorps and it was a healthy all clear clean bill of health type scenario. And good scan news Heads, and well done on keeping in the wee.

I'm aiming for good news scan in two weeks .

Nipple flicks all round (special head stroking for Scorps).

Wow bess - don't think I deserved that snappy remark, having previously tried so hard to reach out to you and having asked before that the PESHs are not all tarred with the same brush just because you fell out with two or three. I'm not willing to have this out here. It's not fair on the others. But you have upset me, and you have my email if you want to explain what I have done to deserve such disdain.

I'm offline for the rest of the day.

Casp and Bess If you two don't stop fighting in the middle of Alice's frankly fucking awesome news, I will puke over your expensive shoes/handbags. This is no idle threat - I'm hungover and ready to use it.

hmm, could you aim for my shoes, then? They're cheaper than my handbag.

WhothefuckisAlice, I'm completely over the moon for you and sending you all the besht wishes and stickiest thoughts in the world. Truly extraordinary. Tis your amusingness and general coolness which brought me sidling in here in the first place

OHMYFUCKINGGOD! LOLZ!!! PONIEZ AND KITTONS!!

Oh Alice that is really the best news, I am SO happy for you. Am all teary of eye. Ahem, tis hayfever of course.

Here's to a very dull 9 months were nothing exciting happens except an amazing BAYBEE at the end. WOOOOOOO!

This is clearly the start of the Mass June Diffment Project.

Fucking hell Alice that is absolutely ace news! I am SOOOOOOO thrilled for you!

The power of the BESH meet does it again.

Well said, Drommer. What news of Gin and GivesGoodHead? Is they hiding together under a duvet in Gin's hotel?

'Tis neither the time or the place for catfighting. Today is all about AliceCooper! WOOP WOOP!

Wanted to ring TYF as was so excited and then realised he wouldn't know who or what I was talking about

This is what I is doing

also this with our lovely bar staff. Only all they're wearing are the hats.

Ha ha ha!

Another BESHmeet is called for. So there can be more baybeez. In July when I am in That London

Definitely more BESHmeets. I heart all of you guys many. As I slurred to all and sundry last night.

Edie is also with the nekkid dance of joy, but apparently her phone won't let her on tinternet.

scorpididodah Come to London in July instead and then we can do BESHup with airynothings.

Thanks everyone, I am off to download my iphone diffment app straight away....because I want the days to drag by even longer...

There is iphone diffment app? Why did I not know this?!

When are you in That London Aries? Am going to see if I can wangle a work trip.

Wooohooo, wooohoooo!!

Erm, the answer is I don't know. Little niece/nephew is due on the 12th July so sometime after that. That's even if Sister wants me appearing - she's turned into a mini-dictator recently. But I might just go anyway and stay with Cousin instead.

That would be good, Drom, but I am still too fat to deserve to go to London in July. By September I should be just about acceptable (to the evil voice in my mind telling me I am a vile heffer).

Seriously though, am prisoner to whims of TYF's boss and his permission for days off and summer holiday allocation; he was even weird about him having yesterday off to care for me! Is a small company and they're weird about it (despite TYF's Dad being the actual MD, he show no nepotism Well, apart from employing him, that is! )

By September you will be diffed Scorps, have faith in the Mass June Diffment project.

Also, you are great and numbers on a scale or dress size do not make you more or less great.

Muser June Diffment is part of my cunning plan, for come September, I can blame my weight on the baybee!

PS Fanks! You're rather fab too