30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power

[Muser]

BESH is BACK for Spring. Come in, admire the cocktail bar stylings I have created for you. It's all lowlights and smooth sounds, and there's a rehearsal room in back for the GLEE practice.

The barman are beautiful, the Pit has been well stocked with beanbags and gin. So roll up all you 30-something BESHies who stopped counting cycles sometime in the last century, and grab a martini.

Of course I'll look after you. Lozza, Meds and I are having a really lame and sporadic party elsewhere if you want to join?

Glad you're ok anyway. Smooches. Mwah, MWAH.

Scorps glad you are back home. I hope you are fully recovered soon and can start the June shagathon!

Muse were you not at the BESH meet this evening? I want photos, details, gossip!

I was not at the BESH meet sadly. I have been in Bonnie Scotland for a very bonnie wedding. I spent all today on a train back and didn't get home until late. I demand another BESH meet.

Thanks for passing my message on, lovely Pols. Just had a mini freak out cos the cut under my belly button has bled a teeny tiny bit (tried to get up and did it awkwardly), but am sure I'll be fine. The power of the BESH really helped - the poor girl in the bed next to me was screaming and groaning in pain and the had to get an ECG machine and emergency Docs cos she suddenly went v downhill, so am v grateful I've only got a headache and hurty incision wounds!

There better be bloody pics of tonight!

Muse, hope your cold clears up soon. Nothing like feeling like shite when everyone else is having Fun In The Sun

Muse I think I've broken my liver; can it have recovery time before another BESHmeet?

Scorps Hope you're being waited on hand and foot?

Can report that all last night's attendees are gorgeous, amusing & quite rude. And Edie is a domestic goddess who makes amazing biscuits.

Evil BESHies broke my brainz.

Sympathy = 0%. Envy = 100%

I had to spend a long time in the shower (washing all that smoke out of my hair) and taking deep breaths of fresh air outside this morning. Norty beshes.

It was very lovely to meet you all, I hope you got home ok.

Sorry Beshie...I am sure it's little consolation to know that I am feeling quite poorly-bears this am, and have vowed to only consume green leaves, lentils and nettle tea for the rest of my life!

Also, ahem, embarassing newsflash, given the above....

OMG!11!!!!!!LOLZ!!!1111!!!1!!I HAZ WON A BAYBEEEE!!111!!!!ROFL

Seriously?? That's great news. Did you POAS this morning?

Hee hee, sounds fun. Now give us some real gossip

Lyra - SWI is now on the mumsnet acronyms list!

oooh oohhh OHHHHH x-posts

No, I POAS last night, well half past midnight acksherley. Didn't tell the boyf til this am though...did not want the moment to be spoilt by me slurring my words

Feck! Really honestly and truly? Well, you wouldn't joke about that, now, would you?

I AM SO EXCITED AND HAPPY FOR YOU THAT I MIGHT BE SICK!!!!Squeee.

Alice Congratulations, that's wonderful. And just in time to avoid the ivf.

I have a mental image of you falling over last night while trying to poas. Heh.

Honestly...it was a CB digi 1 - 2 weeks diffed, and I didn't have to write 'U iz diffed' in the window like I normally do!

You can join the PESHes now [snigger].

Good to avoid the IVF...in fact I think the approaching IVF is what has driven me to unhealthy pursuits such as last night - get it out of my system, plus stress etc....wouldn't have behaved so badly if I thought any real chance given I have only got diffed once naturally in 4 long years.

I am still going to info session tomorrow though.

You haz won a baybee because you went out drinking with the BESH massive! It works every time!

Tee Hee, BESHie...I will stick around here thank you very much...with my history I will not be accepting this as real until it's taking its A levels.

When can I start complaining that being diffed is, like, totally awful?

I've got a good feeling about this one, Alice. And like camel said, you've got all the Beshie mojo on your side.

I reckon you can start being smug in about 10 minutes.

Now, come on, Beshie. It usually takes at least 15 before someone whines about their symptoms.

AyersRocks Am tempted to do the happy nekid dance in your honour in the office. What do you think?

ALICEALICEWHODASCREWISALICE That's great! Wow! Actually, who are you? I wasn't here at the beginning of this fred so I am not sure... and it seems to be a secret so I will try and not rumble you ... but might you be the person who actually welcomed me to this fred?

Well, anyway, whether you are who I think you are or not, CONGRATULATIONS!!