30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power

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BESH is BACK for Spring. Come in, admire the cocktail bar stylings I have created for you. It's all lowlights and smooth sounds, and there's a rehearsal room in back for the GLEE practice.

The barman are beautiful, the Pit has been well stocked with beanbags and gin. So roll up all you 30-something BESHies who stopped counting cycles sometime in the last century, and grab a martini.

I also hope you're all fine scorps

and lorry come and have a cuddle sweets. I won't even ping your bra strap.

beshie if you are there,my phone is not letting me reply to your mail. Email the address cam put up earlier and she'll let you know re beshmeet,hopefully you can make it!! Thanks for mailing would be great if you could come....

egg by the way you are still allowed to hang out here regardless of the fact that you have a mini egg in the oven....(if you want to that is)

gin I haz sent beshie the deets of the meet...

Thanks gin, I continue to lurk as checking out this thread makes my day go a bit better/quicker/pant wettingly funner.* But my wit is not so quick so I just applaud from the sidelines and admire the fine ladeez, am building up to giving out a few nipple tweaks but don't want to overstep the mark or owt.

Waiting a few more weeks to see if the mini egg has stuck it out in there (touch wood/stroke rabbit's paw/make sacrifice to the gods).

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Egghead, we shall employ the power of the BESH to help it stick. When's your 12 week scan?

Mustering full sticky powers, Eggcup.

Oooooo I need a wee I NEED A WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Half an hour till dildocam appointment. I bet there'll be loads of delays and I'll piss myself. Nice.

Or (and this is more likely) forget that I'm not supposed to go and absent-mindedly pop to the ladies'...

Quick update - BESHmeet change of Venue, see Obvious Place for details.

Are you not supposed to wee before dildocam? I didn't think was a problem...?

Cam just texted you requesting a change of venue...please can you fix it for me please please? Want to see the sunshine

Honestly, woman! Change of venue organised, troops contacted, details in other place...I would be such a brilliant PA.

Hope the scorpalicious is ok...

Enjoy the dildocam, Edatrice!

Lots of fanjo action occurring today.
In a medical sense that is.

Good luck, Headcase dear pal. Don't go peeing all over the film crew.

Hope lovely Scorps is ok too. Do you think she's all woozy?

EggyOne I bet you are funny enough to stay on here. You're welcome to tweak my nipples any day. Though I didn't know that wit was on the application form I don't think I've said Congrats yet have I? OK then - CONGRATULATIONS

Well, am I disappointed. No dildocam after all: just a perfectly civilised external set of pix. Can I just give a big up to Hackney's NHS?! Honestly, those people are peerless. I've never had anything bit the most brilliant brilliance from them, and it makes me a bit angry that others don't have it. Talk about a postcode lottery. Anyways: I was almost weeping with needing a wee so about three people scurried about to see what was going on, and I was kindly ushered in three minutes early, and into a loo about five minutes later. The chic Irish radiologist says I am "Lovely and normal", so move along, please, nothing to see here . Good newz. Just awaiting results of smears and bloods and the JIAP stuff, but I do feel relieved (because I went to the loo! GEDDIT?!?!?1111!!1!LOL!!1!). I thought she'd peer myopically at the screen and say, dear me madam, it appears you are a man.

Am casting spells and suchlike that Score* has a similarly successful stint in hospital and comes out with a shiny certificate of health-perfection.

I am now going to get some beauty sleep in before the BESHmeet

*You do know I'm joking, yar? I have one set of Tarot cards, that all. ONE.

'lo BESHES. I had a text from Scorps this avo, she wants me to let you know she is fine. She has no endo and clear tubes, hurrah! She was feeling a bit wibbly so was going to nap some more.

Fab news - am so glad she got the all-clear!

Enjoy the BESHfest laydeez. I am very
I am in an EVIL mood due to lack of sleep (and probably a small amount of hormones) and I have to work tonight. FFS. Really glad Scorps and Head have perfect foofs though.

Good news re. Scorps and Bangtastic...glad to hear no rusty shopping trolleys and old bicycles found.

I am still outrunning the droid, now at 29dpo, with supersensitive DDs. Did HPT yesterday, and still no cigar...(apart from frequent use of the patented BESH cigar-method of droid hunting).

Would pick another up on the way to BESH meet, but don't want to scupper my wine drinking the neet...(yes, it is possible to be a 'bad mother' even without actually having children )

Good news for the Scorpette and Bangs

Great news from Scorpacious and BigBang. Looking forward to hearing the goss from the BigBESHBash

Am here, thanks for all your lovely thoughts. Have just been majestically sick and am v weak and feel blahhh. Got v bad headache, hurty tum and a sore throat, cos was put on a breathing tube. But overjoyed at good news - everything healthy, clear tubes, no endo, huzzah!

Hope all involved are having an amazing BESHmeet. And good luck to droid-dodging Ayrsandgraces

welcome back, Scorps, have an gentle unBESHly hug.

"All by myself, don't wanna be...all by myself..."

I'm here, HernameisAriesandshedancesonthesand. Wanna dress up in a pvc nurse's outfit and look after me?

Just came to check in on my lovely birthday twin. That all sounds a bit dramatic Scorpy, are you sure you're OK? . Great news that your Wimbledon Common is litter free

Am getting better by the minute, thanks, Birthday Twin Although I have just accidentally shoved my laptop into my stitches. Why isn't there a 'Mother of GOD!' emoticon of agony?

Nurses said to eat lightly to me. Home-made chilli and brown rice counts, right?

SCOOOOORPS! So glad you're ok. Was all worried. Very glad everything looks tiptop in there. I would give you a grope but I have a cold and don't want to pass my yucky germs on.