30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power

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BESH is BACK for Spring. Come in, admire the cocktail bar stylings I have created for you. It's all lowlights and smooth sounds, and there's a rehearsal room in back for the GLEE practice.

The barman are beautiful, the Pit has been well stocked with beanbags and gin. So roll up all you 30-something BESHies who stopped counting cycles sometime in the last century, and grab a martini.

Droid appears not to have arrived. Am getting morning droid and then nothing all day. Just get here already!

I want to come to the BESH fest!! I want to come

Hope you have a lovely time. Sniff.

Aries - mine too. Here is a purse of monies... which I'm not going to give to you.

You have a woman's bottom my lord! I'll wager...(can't remember rest). Pertinent, given mine and HB's recent exchange.

By the time I've finished with you, you'll look like you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in a very heavy hat.

...and I think we should now refer to breastie-dumplings, rather than buzzwams...

Devil's Dumplings, headbanger. Get it right. Tsssk!

Oh my God, my earmuffs have fallen down!

I loved the bit where Blackadder was being shown round a house and the estate agent was using all sorts of fancy talk to describe the toilet and B turns to him and says to him in the most exasperatedly withering tones ever, 'you mean, you crap out of the window'.

My brother ends phone calls to me with 'I'd rather be a quack than a Ducky, GOOD DAY!' We also have whole conversations that are quotes from Trading Places!

You've certinly got all yuh patter worked out, 'aven't yuh?

No this is different. It's spontaneous and it's called wit.

I haven't even seen Trading Places. Am I weird?

quick catchy up on slow t'interwebs. Good luck and sloppy snogs for tomorrow scorps!. Strip the Willow is a ceilidh dance which some of us prefer to call Strap the Widow . Good way to get your hands on the fella you fancy OR send a man you don't like (like my school headteacher) hurling to the floor with an extra-enthusiastic swing. Yes, it's the most violent of all the ceiidh dances, with bruises galore! Sounds like you had a great night mooser

Hope all of you meeting up tomorrow have a good time.

I'm pissed. Is anyone else? No reason really. Just Sunday night wine. As I regress progress through my thirties, my tolerance is shrinking to almost zero.

Scorps good luck for tomorrow. I'll be thinking of you. Gin sorry the bastard bleeped but glad you can partake in guilt-free booze tomorrow night. Muse I hope the hangover has now subsided.

Been a long day and I'm off to bed now, so a bitchslap and some cider for you all and I shall return tomorrow.

I'm about to watch the final ep. of Ashes2Ashes. Not sure how I'll cope. I love Gene Hunt with all the passion of a strong feminist woman who knows perfectly well she shouldn't want a slap...

It was brilliant. BRILLIANT.

BESHmeet:

Just want to melodramatically say that you lot are the most a-mazing wimminz in the whole world and babyfail has been made bearable, hilarious (in all senses of the word) and life-affirming due to meeting youse guys! Next time we speak I will have been lapadoodled and basking in all the crazy BESH luck vibes and pervy love

And enjoy the BESHmeet!

We loves your boobs you too Scorps.

Morning ladeez,

Only a quickie....

scorps I know I'm a bit late but am furiously sending good vibes your way right now. Hope its all going OK.....

gin droid bitch-slaps your way.

Am feeling very meh today. Just crap sleep coz of heat, Sat was 2nd anniversary of losing my dear grand-dad & I'm just sick to the back teeth of all this baby-fail stuff. Silly its hit me now on the 2woolfing stage. Sorry, all a bit selfish.

Have a fab BESHmeet & a gin for me. Am very . Lots of pics pliz!

Have an affectionate dead arm, Laurie. Sorry you're feeling down

laurie Crap way to start the week, lovely. Poor you.

scorp Thinking of you. Hope the lap goes well and that the floaty cloud of anasthesia is fun.

Lolly I'm sorry.

Scorpydoo you were my first thought upon waking this morning, so I said a lil prayer for you... then went back to sleep, but we won't talk about that bit.

Morning layds. You type to quick and sharp, cannot keep up.

Best of vibes to Scorpiedoodledo.

Anyone out there into Mel Brooks? Though I have to say Trading Places was my almost daily childhood viewing.

I have not been counting / pissing on OV sticks or anyffing as I figured jizz was bad enough and chances were low, but now I am confuzzled. Had EWCM (or whatever the thing is) twice this month and now I am very leaky and cranky.

And I'll leave you on that TMI thought and go back to studying...

Aries, you ain't no twat. You did make me feel better for completely misreading gin's post though.

Lyra, I bow to your stalkerage skills, I have a lot to learn.

I hope lovely Scorps is ok.

Quick Chinese burn for lorralaffs. And dead legs to everyone else. Droid has definitely arrived properly. This will make the 6 hour journey back to London fun.