30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power

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BESH is BACK for Spring. Come in, admire the cocktail bar stylings I have created for you. It's all lowlights and smooth sounds, and there's a rehearsal room in back for the GLEE practice.

The barman are beautiful, the Pit has been well stocked with beanbags and gin. So roll up all you 30-something BESHies who stopped counting cycles sometime in the last century, and grab a martini.

I still haven't given up. I haven't felt a surge of hatred quite this strong in years.

You is my homie,homie

mostly only read OP. And I shouldn't give a shit really,I have just been so sensitive about this since the anniversary of the first mc...get so upset about not being with my darling boy more,yet not doing enough at work and blah blah blah I will blink and he'll be supreme leader of the universe/bringer of peace to our sorry little world.

And also she was fucking horrible. But the bits I read of yours were rather ace ead lorry you're lovely.

Headbanger - I sees you are already ripping and shitting on that other thread, it is best entertainment. If SpecialAmy had a sense of humour I'm sure she'd be pissing herself too, but unfortunately, I believe she is about to copy and paste your comedy into another post and fling it right back at you, thereby sucking all the fun out of it.

Gin - soz about your boy

Me lovely Ginny? Obviously Lorry lovely too, but me lovely?

Gin has a gorgeous wee son, Eggs. To whom she is a fabulous, loving and attentive mother. And LittleAmy can fuck off until she can fuck off no further.

God eggs did it sound like the boy was the mc? No he's all real and alive and wonderful. I've just had stuff happen since then that has made me think I may not have another,and as I know I'm so lucky to have one I should be there for him always being all perfect and baking cakes and shit.

However the reality is my childminder is my best friend and he adores her. So I should not be so easily upset by cyber nobboids.

Oh fuck Lyra you are soooooo lovely. tWas a typo of passion. How are you anyway,have I missed news?

Am sorry I am a garbling twat.

Well, that's done it. I just insulted her in the worst way I knew. I now await my first ever MN deletion.

Ah shit, sorry, I totally misread that. Sorry sorry sorry!! I should've stalked properly rather than doing it all a bit half arsed.

Am OK Pasty, no news, lurking as ever but still have NOTHING TO SAY. Just couldn't bear to see you upset my luvver.

ead on Monday I shall buy you much gin. And kiss you. Half of mn is now smitten with my homie it seems

Oooo with tongues ?

I'm so angry still. I honestly think if I'd been in the room with her I would have punched her lights out. Isn't that terrible?!

eggs just read about your mc. Am so sorry. Are you going to hang out with us? We have gin,and random comedy violence

Pliz to be our supreme-leader-goddess?

That was possibly the best tonguelashing I have ever seen...

good grief - just caught the beginning and end of that. Little Miss I don't judge people, judging people all over MN.

I have stalkerated friedbrekky - she joined us briefly back in March, but it looks like she must have got her BFP very shortly afterwards. She was polite enough not to bang about it on here, so we are all free to congratulate her - happy for you eggy

...which begs the question, has the eggy one joined the PESHes, and if not should someone go and get her?

THE POST YOU'RE ALL ON ABOUT HAS BEEN DELETED, ARRRGH! I saw the OP's opening bullsheeeeeeeeeeeet and then it literally refreshed into a 'sorry this page doesn't exist' pile of crap before my very eyes! Please tell me all! And did the OP upset my Ginnywinny? Because you know I get very, very handy if someone hurts one of mah BESH sistahs PLEASE someone tell me the amazing putdown Bangers gave to the bitch! Was it better than the time me and Ski tag-teamed Flight Attendant?

Thank you, DollyParton'sGumboSpecial for delurking just to give me that heads up. I feel reet special to think that you cared enough about a stranger to pop your head in and give me that advice. Care for a snog and an absinthe chaser? I am writing that info down and will be asking about that this week, cheers!

And thanks for the good luck wishes, Witty Don't be a stranger!

Aw fanks I don't mind people upsetting me - I'm v. thick skinned in that respect. But I will NOT have people upsetting you bitches

Gah, the light glinting off your gold tooth is blinding me! And I'm not sure I approve of you having platform heels filled with water and live goldfish, either

Tell me what went on, tell meeeeeeeeeeeee!

ead was amaaaaaazing

Sounds like I missed the best / worst (pliz to delete as appropriate) of that fred.

gin I'm so sorry that she upset you. Easier said than done but really do not try to waste an ounce of your being on her. She was quite easily the silliest little bitch I've ever had the mis-fortune to read about.

head you've been a star on that fred, & sounds like you've gone further into orbit since. I'd love to see her over here - I reckon she'd last, ooo, 4 seconds.

Well, I'm off for an uber lazy evening of Great British Menu & Ashes to Ashes. Tis last night I can have naughty dreams of Gene Hunt!

Tomorrow I shall be mostly sitting in the garden with a glass of chilled wine water, ignoring the football results. Pliz to all be Welsh tomorrow & cheer for Cardiff City - will make for a happy home life! Ta muchly.

Hope everyone is OK - despite that charmers best efforts, x