Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

[Icedlemonmuffin]

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Bloody hell Lou sff not done that for a very long time and probably won't for a while lol

I would love to lose a couple of stone but just don't have the will power, I seem to have the same attitude to sex as I do to dieting, can't be arsed!

Hope every one has a really good bank holiday, going camping on Tuesday hope the sun shines!

I've joined Fred!

Hoping to get to Dr on Tue to find out about metformin as Cons wouldn't give it to me but GP might. I've been shopping & bought total low GI stuff.
Now need to reinstate my love affair with my wii fit plus! 1/2 term should help!!!!

How are the preggy ones UMB & Iced???

Bank Hol weekend will be spent with DH (and mate playing wii lol - well tonight anyway which why I'm on here) Have a good one & hope the rain leaves tonight!!!!

xxxx

Still in a state of disbelief thanks FairyG. Don't feel preg, boobs aren't yet as sore as last time, couldn't stand forward in the shower for a bit last time - remember that. Don't remember having this much wind tho! But that might be unrelated

Nothing else to report other than I did pluck up courage to do the due date calculator thingy yesterday and it said 29th January! So hopefully it won't be early and be forever stuck with Christmas-and-Birthday presents! No lovely summer birthday parties in this house apart from MEEEEEE!

How long do you give me before I start telling everyone in RL. Up to and including my cheeky postie who I nearly murdered only a few weeks ago for asking about little brothers or sisters!? Haven't told my mum yet. Hope I can hold out a while!

[Dives into pit of despair - actually not that bad but not feeling to fab either]

Lowers down big bottle of hooch for Lou! It will happen Lou, but if your like me, when you least expect it. Had no ewcm this month or ov pains so was convinced it wouldn't happen.

UmBongo my (fingers crossed knock on wood) edd is 30th of jan!!!

It won't happen. Oh my god I am in the pit. Am so fed up of all this and when I tell TH he thinks the stress is why we can't have a baby or something like that.

Just rock, it'll pass. ((()))

Lowers cushions and wkd down for Lia and Lou. If your H is not in the pit Lou then he might be safe from being murdered for that comment!

Lou & Lia - totally feel the same!!! Mum tried to make me feel better by handing me a cut out from a free paper offering IVF for inder 39s if I gave them my eggs for other reasons than to make me pg!!!! I said thanks but no thanks! I'm not in a state of desperation yet.

I've now convinced myself that I'll lose weight & fall pg naturally.

xxx

Lou my dh said this is the only month I haven't stressed and I said I didn't stress because I'd given up hope and decided to look for a full time job! Also only did it three times (over nine days) and used pre seed.

I am now on the ms diet!

I feel bad talking about my two lines I don't want to make you ladys turn to drink even more. Here's the 20/20 , a big bottle and some sherbet dib dabs!!

Its okay Muffin you are allowed to mention the P word. Tis okay you know what we are oing through. Although you can have some of the 20/20 as you are still in our ganf.

Am drinking Magners tis classy - yah! Its like the champagne of the cider world.

I wasn't that stressed this month until the spotting sent me into the pit. Now convinced I will never get pregnant. Happens every month. Might try my hypno cd again. Might also buy some pre-seed if it does the trick maybe tis worth the extortionate price they charge.

Still no RTD so ain't over til fat lady sings. Am always reminded of my friend who had pre-RTD spotting but no period and she was preggers... So it ain't over yet. Well it is but am embracing positivity.

Bless ya lou!!!! Fingers cross! xx

Right onwards and upwards where is my alcohol?

Hooch and wkd on its way (and whisky for real sessions!)

Alcohol & chocolate seriously needed - now I've banned myself I'm craving!!!!!!

Also weeing for Britain today so the toxins must be leaving my body!!!

How is everyone???

[Gets feather duster out and gives the place a good clean]

Right now am ready for some booze. Its nearly Pimms O'Clock.

Where are you all??

Hi Lou place looks great!!!

Been camping! needing to wee three times a night and voming all day are not a good combination in a tent, but dd and dh had a really good time but glad to be back, can vom and watch tv in peace

Any news on rtd Lou?

I bet every one is on other fred losing lots of weight feel a bit left out

RTD been and gone. Got to start shagging soon but got a week off so maybe I can focus on the task in hand. TH got his next wank test a week on Tuesday so its lucky the witch came early so I might managed to win a baby this month. Probably not as I am doomed but hey ho. Its only been a year and apparently that is average. Sorry not in the most positive mood at the moment.

Iced sounds like you had fun being sick in a tent. Oh well you might lose weight as a by product. [Passes Iced a can of white lightening]

Lou the place is looking great. Well I've actually got proper RTD! Which means we can get back on the wagon of sore lady bits!!!! Maybe the effort to lose weight will help us!

Iced don't envy you in a tent!

xxx

Lou hope the wank test gives you some answers this time and what some doctors don't get is that a year trying might be average but it's sole destroying. But fingers crossed this is your month.

Fairy I'm sure shagging burns off about 200 calories, well when you actually do more than just lie on your side (like I did ) lol

As for weight lose, I lost three stone with dd because of ms which I'm not sure I could cope with this time. It's getting tricky explaining my vom sessions to her at the moment dh said I've got a tummy bug that could last a few more weeks!!

Hope that White lighting!

Should of said hope White lightning is chilled!

Oh Lemon sorry to hear you have bad ms, I have so few symptoms I had to POanotherS this morning! Definate fast answer this morning so I think I will drum up the courage to tell my mum today. Just to stop her from being even more obsessed than me! Hope your dd doesn't tell too many people that mummy is being badly sick all the time and has a very bad infection!

Oh and I better track "them" down and remove the stick I poked in "their" eyes for saying it will happen when you stop obsessing about it!

Lou I hope you have some conclusive answers to your tests this time. Good luck.

UmBongo I have poas just to make sure the two lines are still there and I'm sick the worst after eating, so if she tells them that they will think I've got an eating disorder! I'm also constipated and that's not helping but I'm trying to look on the bright side.

Hello ladies, I have been trying to keep off these forums in a bid to save money on POASing curb the madness but have been intermittently lurking

I just couldn't carry on lurking without saying a massive congratulations to UmBongo & Iced, I am really happy for you ladies

I am now unemployed (as of 10 days ago) so can properly commit myself to sitting in the park drinking white lightning . I am also secretly hoping convinced that I will win the baybee lottery now that it is the worst possible time!

Hi Tea how are you? glad your back but poo to unemployment, but at least now you can spend more time watching jk and coming to the park! Just don't forget your boob tube and to hitch your skirt up so it's really short

Well I took the scary step of making doctors appointment to tell him about my two lines eekkk!
Proper freaking myself out, dh keeps checking I'm feeling sicky and then says that's great ( symptoms stopped last time at about six weeks) I think dh is freaking out more than me! He did clean downstairs and hoovered the stairs so at least there is something good coming out of sickin my guts up every hour or so.