Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

[Icedlemonmuffin]

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Lia if you hold out there will be a lot of shocked people in the park (we seem to hang out there with our 20/20 rather than on a bus). You have the strength you can do it.

No photos yet. I only have one week to wait though.

Congratulations PollyPoo nice to see you pulled it out the bag just before your first Clomid dose! A lucky escape!

Good luck Lia and Lou! Try hiding your piss sticks somewhere inaccessible so that you don't have time to get to them before the first wee of the day. I always found getting a glaring negative more soul destroying than Red Tide of Doom turning up.

Fairy - 30 is just too many, what a shitter. I hope you get your referral soon, the hanging about month after month doesn't help.

Turns out from my prolonged dildocam session today that I haven't responded so I get a Don Not Pass Go card and am heading for IUI, probably in July. Whoop! Got to be better than being the psycho Clomid bitch from hell (at least that's my excuse).

Snowball muffins eh? Sound good, can I flambe them in Thunderbird do you think?

Sponge sorry that your body is not playing ball (so to speak) but at least you are getting treatment soon-ish.

SFF update - after failing miserably all weekend to have some I managed to have some yesterday and it was really good. TMI alert - due to TH tight foreskin the only way we can have really fun sex is with a condom. Forgot how good it can be!

Lou you need to use a needle and put holes in the condom, win win situation lol

rtd still here and dh away !

Sponge at least you escape the sore bits and fingers crossed you might not need it!

OMFG my last post gave me a great idea!

I need to stop watching jk it's sucking me in to a weird chav universe. I'm now sat here in a very fetching boob tube, a very tight and very short skirt , with fake tan on only the front off my legs (chavs always forget the back or they are streaky) my fetching tat and I'm now sponsered by WKD (cos I've always got a bottle in my hand).Better go got to pick dd up from school and it takes me a while to walk in these heels and then I've got to get back to cook smiles and drummers for tea! Laters (chav speak for bye)

Heeellllllloooooooooooooooo!

Where are you all did I kill the thread ! Was it the short skirt?

I feel hungover but not touched a drop since Sunday! See what hanging the park has done to me.

Where is Lia? Has she POAS yet?

Lou that sounds promising!

I think Lia is at a POASA meeting!

Could be toddler with a cold waking me up last night. Also, in a warmish office.

It could be infection setting in from latest tat or you have got a cold as well from hanging round the park in your short skirt no knickers combo!

On more serious note hope you get some sleep tonight, I would say get medised but they changed guidelines to over sixes, you could take it yourself I suppose.

Sorry girls, I was rushing round like a mad thing ladst night getting ready for my best friend's surprise visit any scond now. Just popped in to say Hi & wasn;t the short skirt that made me leg it! lol

See ya down the park tomorrow night with a bottle of mudshake (ooh do they still sell those?), 10 B & H for one of the boys & my new white stilettos!!!!

laters...

Argh my vision keeps going a bit blurry. Not sure if I am imagining things. It started last night but blamed it on the fact it was 3 in the morning but happened today at work. Not that I have googled it as a pregnancy symptom or anything??

Could be the snakebite cock tail muffins though.

Just taken out the contacts and it seems to be a bit better maybe just contacts and the fact the first time was 3 in the morning.

Lou when I had my really bad cold and sore throat the other week I had blurry vision as well but hopefully it's a preggers symptom.

Fairy you are proper chav now, don't forget to fake tan the front of your legs for tommorow night!

The tan needs to be streaky too!

Make up needs to be an inch thick (2 shades darker than actual skin) blusher bright pink , White glittery eyeshadow, false eye lashes(that fall off when snogging Bazza, Dazza and Wazza) and push up bra with chicken fillets.

Don't forget your hair piece , really sexy and looks like your own hair, honest (couple of quid off the Market)

don't wqorry ladies, they wopuldn't let me leave the POAS anon meeting till i'd promised to abstain for a month.

So bffn AND THEN TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, BLOODY CAME ON TEN MINS AFTER TESTING TODAY, bLOODY 24 DAY CYCLE, THAT'S NO BLOODY GOOD TO ANYONE NOW IS IT?? Could have traeted myself to a cappucino and a muffin for the fiver I wasted!!

So here we go again.

Come on lou no pressure now.

Lia that is shit. You know the best way to bring on the wicked witch is to POAS. I think your RTOD are being brought on by the HPT makers as they are worried what will happen to their profits if you ever get duffed again. Maybe some chemical comes off the tests which induces RTOD on POASA members.

Am not feeling the pressure.... ok maybe am. Am on day 25 in the big brother house and no sign of RTOD or pregnancy apart from was a bit tired but feel better now....

Bum Lia it's always the way. I'm going to POASA to help me walk past boots with out buying the demon piss stick. Do they not realise how much pain a nagative brings.

We should invent a reuseable pee stick we could pee on it as much as we want and save money!

Lou no signs at all?

I can smell the milk in my bowl strongly but it is only a couple of feet from me. So probably not a symptom. Don't feel so shattered. Our red friend is probably on her way.

Iced reusable pee stick - think of how much landfill space you would save.

I had my blonde streaks put in (thanks to wilkos own bleach on special offer), fake tan on front of legs & one arm as that was the only arm on show, new shoes, got my chicken fillets, orange make up...lets hope the effort works lol.

Lia mine was short this month...could it be the change in weather?

Lou I hate the symptom spotting that you can't help no matter how hard you try!!!

Whats people's plans for the bank holiday weekend?

I hate the 2ww. Especially when RTOD is imminent or not as the case may be. Temp is still up and no spotting. Am now reaching at least 10 dpo without any spotting. So all that is probably helping.

Fairy I might take some of your bleach to add some subtle streaks in my hair.

What happened to teafan [stalker emoticon]. Haven't seen her on here for agesssssss.