The BESH 30s TTC thread in the world EVER - 2010

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C'mon girls, this is the year. We will form a circle and concentrate hard on diffment.

Meanwhile, David and Jenson have popped the corks and are pouring out the Bellinis. Truckle of stilton anyone?

Speaking of laydeees, where have all our gays gone? We had a full-on lezza quotient that has disappeared.

eadcase you will quench my curiosity if you tell me which general direction of lundun you is be am in? I is SE Lundun. No talk of universities please...

iggypiggy I think my cousin is a scientist where you are.

chochi I have missed you too BESHlet - what you up to?

Scropy does this mean you have no energy left for me?

Thanks for the violence VAG .

Fanks for finkin' of me, Ski...does Cosmosis work by osmosis?

And...wow almost spot on for an average of a year to get the updiff - that's what all the medics tell us BESHies we should expect, innit?

I hope that all you PESHies are developing in to nice round bloomers over in the deli.

scorpette gimme a synonym for 'faded' woulja? Can't think this morning. "how is that diff from any other" goes up the general cry.

iggy EAST darling EAST. It's all going on there. Wall to wall fey young boys with tight trousers and canvas shoes and ill-advised facial hair.

ChoCho If by blooming you mean general kvetching and bitching then yes, we're all delighted to be bursting out of our clothes and be sofa-bound. Any day now we're all going to get surges of energy, glowing skin and go hiking! I'm not sure about the year thing, but Cosmosis, VAG and myself all fell for sure within this 50-54 week mark - perhaps it's the stern talking-to we gave ourselves? Cosmosis has mystical diffing powers... also don't forget that last night 4(?) of the BESHies met at an undisclosed location (i.e., a pub) and last time BESHes met in real life there was a surge in fertility.

eadwacer a few of us BESHes live in East London, it's where the selfish hags go to be barren and bitter.

Eadcase - blanched? Dimmed? Etoliated? (Get me!) I heart fey young boys with skinny jeans and dodgy facial topiary. TYF is the more sensible, manly, workable version of that

Piggsy, have always got time for you. But could you just do all the work today? Cheers?

Eaddie Still sounds like my place we're tache tastic down here... Arty dahling... I used to live EAST innit... dat is where my parents live...

bessie could be? We're light on the science tho... only got computing and psychology which counts as science... but I ain't no academic... I can blind you with my pointless science degrees if you want tho

S'ok scropy am feeling perky today - you're in luck

Iggy he's more of a medical scientist

scropulous I like blanched, in this context...

My beloved grew a tache. I thought he'd look like a BOUNDER and a CAD. But he looked like that paedophile park warden in that Alan Bennett Talking Heads biz.

iggypop I like it here. Moved from the shittest shitspot in all Londres. Thought I'd died and, very much flying the face of all accepted wisdom, gone to heaven.

I don't want to go all vag on you guys, but I do feel that something's not right. I still have pains in my lower back area and a trickling feeling (I am not weeing myself)

bessie the lower back biz is far more likely to be some niggle that you wouldn't have noticed if you weren't worrying about the BOC.

Have you checked the trickle? BE CALM.

beshie back pain also normal tho isn't it? Only to worry if you start bleeding...

ead a tache is a hard one to pull off...

Feels like droid pains. I am off to check my gusset for about the billionth time this week.

Shit I have to go out. bessie am rooting for you and chanting STICK STICK STICK STICK STICK.

Bessie farbeit for me to be in a position to dole out calming advice....but (TMI ALERT THE REST OF YOU!) I did find myself to be quite juicy last week - actually it continues this week, trickly discharge periodically. Also have the period pains, which I have been told is my uterus expanding . Ambiguous signs - check. Running about with head on fire - just me then.

Get used to that trickly discharge vag and bess. And the cramps, and the pain in general

My three hour meeting finished an hour early! Thanks heavens for small mercies.

Bess keeping fingers and legs and arms crossed for you, even though it means I'm getting funny looks from my colleague.

Everyone else - don't you have work to do? I can't keep up with this thread.

Me - bleeding finally stopped, hurrah! Back in TTC mode despite being told to wait for a full cycle - is this stoopid? I thought the reason they say wait is so they can date subsequent pregnancy properly or is there a real medical reason? Anyone know? Been googling and now worried.

twinks the reasons for waiting a month are purely for dating purposes and for your own mental health. If you want to go for it before - then do it BESH.

incidentally - I noticed that someone who babyfailed at the same time as me - got pregant first month after and is now almost due the baby - so all can work out fine that way.

it seems to have been discharge, sorry for the hysteria. Keep your fingers crossed though, I am really nervous about this updiff.

twinkle I know a couple of people who conceived the month after a mc. I think it is only dangerous if it was a molar pregnancy (I know that's not a baybee in your toof but I'm not sure exactly what it is).

Never has talk of discharge made me so smiley!

Hell with it, look - have one why don't you:

Still crossing fingers though bessmonster. Can't cross my legs as feel might be counter-productive* to mah bebeeeee campaign

*See what I did there?

Ohhh I wonder if our paths cross at various chi-chi markets ahem hem hem.