The BESH 30s TTC thread in the world EVER - 2010

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C'mon girls, this is the year. We will form a circle and concentrate hard on diffment.

Meanwhile, David and Jenson have popped the corks and are pouring out the Bellinis. Truckle of stilton anyone?

Oh I love your style muser

Right, I'm off to the EPU for some lovely tests. Argle.

good luck muse got everything crossed but my legs

Good luck Muserkins Hope everything is okay. Spotting and bleeding is fairly common in early updiff, so it ain't game over yet. Rootin' for ya!

And WELL DONE Maurice. Dead chuffed for you and it also gives hope to the rest of us cronier BESHes First dibs on one if it's triplets

Am having a rare day of feeling quite zen. For once my mental balance is tipped to 'it will happen' instead of the usual 'if I can't have a baybee I don't want to live' hysteria.

PS EaddieTheEagle (pwned!) - it's spelt 'edumacational'

Please let us know asap how you get on muser.

Well done Morris - excellent news at such an "advanced age"!

Morris! Congratulations! that gives me hope (more that the still-not-totally-decided BESHES aren't being punished for their lack of commitment to the cause...)

Allo dear BESHlets! Where's my drink?

Here - I have brought this magnificent flagon of fine country cider.

wildfig you are the bomb! I was just thinking it would be nice to have something hot because it is cold in Hawaii this time of year!

Can I nuke this flagon?

scorpy I've brought you a celebratory plumeria lei to recognize this special day of sanity and positivity. (but I've brought my talapia too, just in case)

Cuntshine! We've been missing ya - what news from the land of hot sun and cold embryos?

Right then. Have been to St Toms' and they say if my hcg level is over 1000 I get a scan tomorrow afternoon. The dates say 6+1 so I pass the first scan hurdle. Nurse was really rather positive. Have been told not to despair if hcg levels don't hit the magic number as could just mean late ov and not fail. Am no longer cool and hoping baybee is a limpet.

Also trying not to dwell on CBD saying 2-3 weeks and not 3+. The things are evil.

Muser three gold stars today! 1)jumping the 6+1 hurdle 2)not dwelling in the Central Business District (it is evil!)

Scorpy!!!! OMG PONIEEZZZZ!!!!! love that hot/cold one! Welzers I'll tell ya - we've got a scan today and the blood suckers will be out to tell me just how the blue juice is running in my veins. If all goes well they are planning to take the buns from freezer to oven next Wednesday! What about you? I read of your recent serentiy level acheivement and it coaxed me out of the pit. Can I buy you a cold one or would you like some of this freshly microwaved cider I've got here? (btw - doesn't Cheggers look great?!?!)

Oh, Muser the third gold star is for drinking ski under the table!

Kepping everything crossed for you, Muser.

Am one joint bouncing ball of hopefulness for you musical. No fucking point reserving hopefulness for me this months so you can have mine.

GIANT! Fucking hell. I've got A level English you know (though seriously when I'm not worrying about dying alone and childless, I do wonder if I've got early-onset wibble disease)

Muser big fat fingers crossed over here for you.

Apparently Gisele Bundchen just gave birth in her bath at home and it didn't hurt. What a c**t. Quite literally.

Eaddie, on a scale of 1-10, how jealous would it make you (or anyone of you lot) to learn that we are setting up a Glee club at work?!

(And Ivy, if you lived near enough, you could a be a hoofer, m'dear )

Don't worry either, E - I forgot how to spell relevant the other day. V traumatic for an uber-pedant like me

Thanks ShinyCunt - I shall treasure your gift honouring my sanity, like I shall treasure the memory of spending one whole day without being (a) menkul And Cheggers(playspop) looks offensively gorgeous! How does she look so slinky, is what gets me. A friend of a friend has twins before Xmas and she was so huuuuuge it was genuinely physically terrifying! I dream of being a serene and gorgeous future-preggo - my Mum was one - but I know I shall just look like Jabba The Hutt in maternity dungarees

And last but certainly not least - Muser, that is good news. Keep on keeping on. We're here for you

Oh cocking shitbags, no-one as thin as Gisele should have easy births!

Scorps that's the absolute shiznit, is that! I'd rate my envy at a respectable 5 cuz I sings in a wee little choir . 'Snot that Gleeful cuz it's folksongs but it's better than a slap in the face with a wet herring, as the Old Man likes to say.

What you gonna sing? (Just had protracted conversation with the OM about the difference between a Glee club and a choir; still a little hazy on the finer points, I must say).

I'm liking the Glee love. It's fabulous. But I wish it would finish because I am exhausted and need to go to bed.

Glee is apparently a particular type of song, which sort of evolved into what Americans call glee clubs. Wikipedia told me so it must be true.

More crossedness for you Muser

And hooray for Morris Ed I suspect you're probably right about the evilness of OPKs but a) they were cheap ebay ones and b) I've got them now so I might as well use them. And when they don't ever show a +ve I'll blame it on a). FFJ would be the way forward if I ever produced any of the stuff, but as I can't find any I'm even more wanting to know if I'm actually oving, hence playing with OPKs.

In the meantime I should probably go and persuade TH we ought to be making babies, just in case..... Provided I don't get distracted by Glee on the way.