Cho, I also have that Dorian Grey theory about my face vs baybee-mekkin equipment But well done on unfolding the origami uterus - told ya it'd be nowt.
And now Dr Scorpette is in da hizzouse... Laurie, let me just double-check those knockers of yours; second opinion and all that Carry on without me, I might be here some time...
Right, where was I? Bessie, the droid has been and gone (just about). Can tell it's going to be Braaaaaahn Bits Central in my gusset next time (unless I win, hahahahahahaha!), as didn't last v long. And don't get excited about it being a misleading bleed - it was a proper droid, just short
Iggles, I heart Reece and Simon too. Although there'd always be the worry that Reece would say 'Hello Dave' at the moment of orgasm, which might be a tad off-putting. And why are you going into the pit? Are you okay, my sweet?
And last, but not least, welcome Ivy! I like the boxing element - as you have been stalking us for ages you freak, you'll know that violence is always necessary and frankly at times, only a proper K.O. would do for some of the menkul we produce (mainly me, I know). Ivy is a cool name - I also heart the retro names (have a moderately 'Old Lady' name meself in RL). Me and TYF chose our shortlist of future kids' names by looking at the Top 100 names for 1891, 1901, 1921 and 1931! Anything later than 1935 is too modern for us