The BESH 30s TTC thread in the world EVER - 2010

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C'mon girls, this is the year. We will form a circle and concentrate hard on diffment.

Meanwhile, David and Jenson have popped the corks and are pouring out the Bellinis. Truckle of stilton anyone?

Har medee cross postage...he is perfect in every respect. You win for spelling his name correctly

ooh, spooky (and I checked on IMDB first!) I had rude thoughts about him after the sex scene with his wife last week.

no need to thank me

mmm, the final picture might just have turned me off that particular crush.

Wozzat? Sorry ... distracted by pix of the beardless youth Finn frolicking IN A TOTALLY NON HOMOEROTIC WAY with other beardless youths in a horror flick.

IMDB informs me that actually he isn't young enough to be my son, so imma gonna run with it. Beats getting on with any work.

I love Mr Shuester (s?) too. I also fancy Finn (the tall teen) - is that so very wrong (he's clearly about 23 in RL)?!

If you click on my name, Ead, you will be taken in a new tab to my (overly long) profile and one measly piccie

God, you're hot.

Now I'll read what you actually wrote.

The tall teen is in fact 28 AND YES I GOOGLED IT. Only he is horrifyingly identical to a slight acquaintance of mine and thus I must dispel all Finn-related dreamings else madness will surely follow.

Scorpette, having read your profile, I can only conclude we were born to be together. Let's shack up in blissful lesbian matrimony, and buy ourselves a turkey baster.

although you're wrong about 'On Chesil Beach' but nobody's perfect.

Evenings alls

scorps just want to say I actually have wee'd myself reading some of your posts over time HILARIOUS ... I'm your biggest fan

I do have to say Shuester is mine... and I'm happy to wrestle anyone for him... anyone?

None of the teens do it for me... does that mean I'm officially old? Will have to ask my younger sister.

X-post with our Glee pervings! Need homo-erotic link NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I SWEAR TO GOD....

(you might need to scroll down a bit).

Yeah he'd get it if he brought Shuey along for the ride... now there's a thought for bedtime.

Aw, shucks, Ivy Dunno what to say to that Fanks everso. You'll soon be disillusioned when you realise that I'm really moany and repeat my anecdotes with quite appalling frequency.

And don't blame age for not fancying the young uns - I'm 37 and I likes 'em young and fresh. TYF is tall, slender and youthfully yummy. They're so much more bossaboutable, doncha know!

Right, recorded Glee, am gonna watch now. Believe it's the 'single ladies' ep. Good times.

Shit buggar balls. Just typed a long post then lost it.

OK, here's highlighted version. Thanks for lady lump gropes, well done cho on dildocam, Twilght is yummy, so is Donnie Darko, fear I'm turning into a right old pervy lush.

Think that covers my previous hilarious post.

Love you ladies, but am off to put Murray v Nadal on my PC now (under the guise of working of course). Laters, x

Feck, this place is jumping. Can barely keep up.

If I do a coy , will that suffice? Am pretty sure that there is a newb stalker kicking around somewhere - hello, Ivy. laurielaurielaurielaurie* So glad to hear that you are lumpless. Yay for bodies working as they should.

Gleefans. Pliz to explain to me how something so utterly genius actually got comissioned? I love the Buffy musical episode with a deep and abiding passion, but this is like Buffy squared! High school! Songs! Dancing! Life lessons! Squeeeeeeeeee!

laurieloo yay for being lump free! Fucking A.

Scropes is it shaming to admit that just after the bit in my wedding where they say you are now man and wife - I said to bloke under my breath 'you're my wife now dave'. And yes I is ok - just having tha usual panics Plus I have the horn and needs some time in the pit alone wiv the boys

Igs when we got married I also used the 'your my wife now' line. TG nearly spat his champers out...

I want to join the Glee club... sigh. Can't decide who is better, Mr Shue or young fit bloke. How about a Glee sandwich? Mmmmm....

oh Lyra come here my babber and let me smother you with my norks smooth your hair, snuggle in now.

'David, large G&T for Lyra please, and perhaps some bacon croissants would go down well too.'

poo you're my kind of girl

Now miss lyra you haz not been forgotted - we loves you and bollocks to the babyfail.

IMPORTANT QUESTION: What time of day would it be acceptable to eat a cupcake?? I am looking at it...

Eat it! Eat it!

BEFORE 10am tho??????