The BESH 30s TTC thread in the world EVER - 2010

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C'mon girls, this is the year. We will form a circle and concentrate hard on diffment.

Meanwhile, David and Jenson have popped the corks and are pouring out the Bellinis. Truckle of stilton anyone?

I defy anyone to make sense of my post due to overuse of 'prob' to mean both probably and problem. I need a nap.

Fanks, Twink

gin I gets the feeling you need to see someone who can answer questions for you... I fink is worth finding a good private person - cos I agree wiv twinks 2 months is a long time to wait...

Cunty, I don't feel droidy, no. But I'm not lucky enough to be spotting but actually diffed. Am not going to fool myself that way, can't take any more.

I wanna see BabyBessie! Link! Liiiiiink!

Babybessie is stuffing her face with grapes in the video Bessie was trying to get us to watch yesterday! A few minutes in during the AIBU bit...

scorps don't make me give you a good talking to... I can understand you not wanting to get your hopes up, but there is no way you are going to deny the rest of us that privilege!

And I'll have no talk of 'not being that lucky'. Luck has nothing to do with it, it is the meeting of sperm and egg at a mutually fortuitous time and this does not depend on luck, it depends on biology. I know you know this, and you are no fool, so quit with the 'I'm not lucky enough' and have a large bowl of Bouja Bouja and this thick ear for being such a chump.

go to active conversations and the video will be on the right.

And have some smothering hugs and inflatable anvil love while I'm at it scorps

Active... conversations? I've gone all Joey Deacon, I dunno where to go. Is it in the video bit? Not that seeing adorable childs would be good for me right now

Rang TYF in tears - made him promise to steal me a child on the way home. Also made him promise to take detour to local posh areas to do so. Am a monster.

FUCK, am feeling a bit droidy now. Cheers, Cunty, I blame you

Not really.

BTW, if you'd had the health history I've had, you'd start believing in good or bad luck. It started in the fucking womb - cretinous X-Ray assistant x-rayed my Mum without using the tummy-shield for pg ladies when she was full with child (me). There's clever.

Is my ridiculous crying the grief of repeated babyfail or PMT? Answers on a postcard, please...

You've talked yourself into it

Come on scorps I'm being optimistic for you because I heart you and I don't like to see you like this. You have a docs appt soon, so if this is droid (and you don't know that yet) then at least there is light at the end of the tunnel. At the very VERY least this is day 26! Longer than you've been for ages. This is a GOOD THING.

Now dry your eyes, or they will end up all puffy.

scorpette I imagine babyfailing.

However your insistence that your stolen child should be from the right side of the tracks gives me hope for you, me, and all mankind. Nice to see someone with their priorities right.

Is Day 27, ackshirley. And the bloody Dr is only doing swabs to see if I've got any foofoo or cervical nasties, which I know I haven't, so then will be weeks again before they do the next level of stuff.

Eadcase - we're about 30 mins away from a Russell Group Uni: will be sending TYF out to see if there's any lecturers with babies he can pilfer from. And a fairly famous author comes into my place of work and he has 2 kids - I'd nick them but they're a bit funny-looking. Am I just jinxing myself into giving birth to a deformed encephalitic head on a pillow?

I've, er, put too much thought into this, haven't I? Am a bit worried that just like that man was arrested for being a terrorist for posting a joke on Twitter, a lurker will be ringing the police about my babybee-stealing proclivities

What has PP amounted to, out of interest and scientific research?

Oh and scorps - forgot to mention, but I'm sure you'll find it a comfort to know that our cycles are still in sync. Baggsy be Justin Timberlake. (In other words, I spotted until this morning when faint bleeps of R2D2 became loud & shouty full-on droid.0

gin Maybe find out how much the private appointment would cost? Because if you can afford it, I think it would be handy to have some fucker explain what happened.

(((camel)))

Aw, cunty. Pregnancy is making you go all soft-hearted, isn't it? But ta anyways.

Sorry scorps. would a slap help? or perhaps a chinese burn?

can I join the burgh clique?? 93-98.

I'm mentally doing a sort of rugby-tackle style hug to camel and scorps, which is very selfless of me as my belly button still hurts (I'm worried it's come unstitched and I'll unravel like an old jumper)...

You don't wanna steal ugly mugly brats Scorps. All things in perspective.

Oh, Camelina not you as well . Sorry mate. Damn the pre-droid rustiness and all the confusion it brings.

Cameltoe, it is quite nice to fink you is mah Cycle Sistah But not nice at all to think of our synchronised babyfailing We must plan to get diffed the same month (NEXT MONTH) and not have the same sex of baby so we can marry them off after their glittering university careers, etc. I have it all planned

Cunty, PP is rusty-pink smears in a bit of fj when I wipe. No gusset staining yet. But do feel properly pre-droidular now and also have 3 huuuuuge throbbing lumps on my face, a la stereotypical menstrual acne breakout. Can't believe I've not noticed until now. Now I can't go to gym because I have a face full of Medieval-style pustular buboes. I do wear a bit of make-up when I usually go (shaddap), but these beauties will require the kind of surgical foundation people with port wine birthmarks use.

Bessie - you have both a gorgeous DD and a shapely arse How dare you?!

Scorps at the considerable risk of fanning the flames of menkulness, I still feel like PP is about to start. And I had spots - unusually not on my chin but on my cheeks. No other "symptoms" (still).

(Rinky-dink bastard)

Dear baby Jeebus and Mother Mary,

please please make scorpy pregnant and I will give up all chocolate for one month week I promise. And I will do the dusting and not order Dominos when there is perfectly edible food in the house.

Love,

cunty

That's so lovely, Cunty, but, erm they don't exist

VAG, PP has started. My throbbing spots could be a result of eating crap for weeks.

I am minutes away from throwing myself on the floor and rolling about wailing, except there's not enough fucking room.

The loveliness of youse guys is helping me greatly, tho'. Fanks

scorpy you can use my bosom

Scorps I didn't think I'd be diffed the month I was due to mahoosive chin zits which usually signal the droid... but then they are progesterone-surgey related. I didn't get poogesterone though...