The food situation is controlled - I am cooking for myself for every meal bar the evening one and I can therefore cope if it's weird/bland/yuck. The woman uses no seasoning, not even salt though - it's not right. extreme will you be my MIL? I wanna comne round yours and be fed till I burst Nah, the woman's lovely otherwise - can hardly complain, considering my Ex's crazy fat cowbag mum (not being bitchy - she really was mentally ill, obese and had all the personality of a dead slug). Mr Scorp (that's right, I be da boss) is more than worth it. His whole family are actually great, I really heart them.
I think I might actually need sectioning if I carry on being as mental as I have been over symptom-spotting: fringe looks bushy and rubbish? Obviously getting pregnant lady super-hair! Broke a nail? The baby is leeching nutrients from me already! Big fat belly? Clearly showing already (nothing to do with not going to gym for over a week and eating like a pig )! Feeling mardy? Hormonal pregnancy flux! Ad infinitum.
Serious question (sorry) - I only ever get period pain on the left. Cramps are to do with one part of the womb working harder than the rest, so if I'm now getting flutterings only on the left (it had been in middle womby area), does this mean it's just accursed RTOD preparations I can feel or just the over-active part of my womb being, well, over-active? If the egg's coming from the left could this be it? Basically, please convince me every single thing I feel is a sign of updiffedness [grin of desperate maniac]
ski Me and TYF will have one year a decade when we're both in the same age-group (9 year difference) Luckily he's a Scorp too, cos it will be for nearly a whole year. Two pervy obsessive Scorpios should have a good chance of having the antichrist a baby, right? As regards birth order, I am an eldest child, he is a middle child, and I am a bossy cow and he is easy-going and laidback. Works for us!
Bah, have to keep deleting history, as am on MIL's puter and don't want to get her hopes up with seeing 'MUMSNET' as a site heavily visited