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is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

Lady - how fab

Facebook update: Puss is now settling in for the two week wait and hoping what she thinks is late ovulation doesn't meant leutal phase defect

Puss is also a twat for POAS when she thinks she only ovulated in the last few days...why?!!

tthanks storm, as i said last night am staying here for a while yet and crossing my legs

lol puss

Is in the worst mood ever and am supposed to be feeling sexy. Oh joy.

I do not know what came over me...I am a twunt

FB Update: Puss is a twunt

Soo hard to have sex when you are not in the mood....v tempted to sometimes allow access while watching a DVD or sleeping thus multi tasking and getting some rest while TTC at same time

lou, you have my sympathies. the amount of times ive been ill on peak day and have tried to insist that we have sex anyway ill sex is... interesting. love puss's idea. would we both have to throw in some half hearted moans too while watching friends?

I would be watching Twilight or New Moon and would be moaning at that anyway and DH would think it was him

ah, dont feel too bad, he gets his after all what day do you think you are on now? and will i be horribly disappointed by twilight? dont want to read the book but have borrowed the film from mil.

Lou thinks porn might be the best option. Not sure why but it might get me in the mood.... Anything.

Am a bit annoyed as a group of friends who I quite often arrange the nights out for are going out when I can't make it. We never see each other during the day with our DCs anymore but do quite enjoy our nights out. Well I always choose a date that everyone can make -anyways. There is only one girl I am really friendly with out of all of them (I see her regularly) and am tempted to ditch the rest of them. Sorry having a rant. Just need to get it out.

if you wouldnt miss them then do it!!

Lmp was 16/6 so today is CD22....I had EWCM Sunday am which kept increasing and a very strong result on OPK yest along with sore boobs and being tearful so am kind of thinking I have ovulated late..CD 28 is next Wednesday so hopefully that will give it all time to work...when I ovulate late though, my period is CD 30 or sometimes 31 so I think my leutal phase is probably the correct amount of days but will have to see how it pans out as it may not be the case...

As for Twilight - have you seen the threads on here dedicated to it?? A whole group of us with our gussets twitching in Cougar fashion for R Patz and Taylor Lautner...'tis shameful and smacks of Hugh Hefner, Joan Collins or similar....

But..mmm!! If you like romantic angst then I think you will like it...but I am biased mind

lolol, shall give it a go then

hope you hve been humping for england then!

Have just put Twilight on my lovefilm list - so we will see uf I get it and if I go - I hope it lives up to the hype. Though don't get the R Pattz thing.

You don't get the R Patz thing?? Noooo!!

As R Patz he is not as attractive I grant you, but as Edward.....

pmsl, my oyboy of choice is zac

He is not bad...I liked him in 17 again

just taken all my tablets, am off chocolate and ridonkulously thirsty. i dont know how my tummy can be so fecking big. its seriously huge how on earth do some women not know they are pg til they pop ffs?!

Mmmmmmm... Have just been to see the doctor and he basically told me to relax. He is sending me for an ultrasound though. Oh Joy. Feel less relaxed than ever and quite tearful. Have been referred to an ultrasound though.

god lou, i fecking hate it when docs say that! when is your ultrasound?

still all good here! todays FB status:

lissie is soooo thirsty and keeps leaking progesterone pessary on 2nd pair of kecks today!

Errm I have a confession and its NOT to do with POAS before you all fall about laughing and asking where that will ppower went - its still here LOL!!

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE TWIGHLIGHT FILMS!!!!!

I'm definately going to have to have a film night and get up to speed I haven't got the foggiest what your all going on about LOL!

FB Status: I want a BFP and I want one NOW!!!

Tummy is sore and swollen, I'm CD27 of a UCL28, think AF is nearly at the Station. Oh man.

x

ive never seen them either, am watching them on saturday methinks.

Ultrasound should be in a couple of weeks.

He is probably right about the relaxing. I have tried to do it and failed miserably.

tbh, i hate the "relax" suggstion. women get pg every day in all kinds of circs. warzones, as a result of rape, in dv situations... all incredibly stressful. stress has v little relation to ttc. except when you are relaxed you may feel a bit friskier.

FB Update: Puss is still a twat for POAS and justifying it because they are extra sensitive and could give an early result

Or

Puss has had pains in lower left side and trying not to symtpom spot

Or

Puss is too obsessed with TTC

aaand

Puss now wants chocolate

Puss cannot spell symptom in last post

lol get dh to hide the rest for a week.

lissie has got through another day

lissie is unable to eat the chicken pieces. in fact lissie can't stand the smell of the things