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The Hut of Gl/Doom Part VI - And Yes, We've Tried Fecking Relaxing!

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OracleInaCoracle · 09/03/2008 09:49

new home. I liked the decor in the old one, nless someone wants to redecorate!

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duchesse · 22/04/2008 11:32

downbut- probably the motherf*cker mutation. It's very common in Caucasian women apparently and can be a bugger.

downbutnotout · 22/04/2008 21:40

Blimey - you're very well informed duchesse

duchesse · 23/04/2008 12:37

I read a few blogs of infertile women who have the mutation, Downbut- all my info is purely 2nd hand!

anniemac · 23/04/2008 15:51

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Wheelybug · 24/04/2008 08:49

Anniemac - sorry you're feeling particularly down. its so hard when people announce all round you. I had a run of friends having number 2's (babies !) last year and this year. Probably about 18 in all. The run is now kind of over except now I am dreading the next lot of announcements which will be from people with children 1-2 years younger than dd (actually some of my friends have already had 2 and started a year after dd).

As for your career going well - its the Bridget Jones thing isn't it - Just as one area of your life goes well, one area fucks up (I'm not she quite put it like that but ...).

Just about to start the rollercoaster of the 2WW.... Oh joy.

Wheelybug · 24/04/2008 08:50

Oh yes, and I'm desperate to know the 'real' identity of the budding ballet dancer but understand your need for anonimity (sp ?).

OracleInaCoracle · 27/04/2008 11:11

any news

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downbutnotout · 27/04/2008 16:45

Ballet dancer? I'm confused.

BillyElliot · 27/04/2008 22:00

wheelybug, without completely blowing my cover. i am the fifth poster on this thread. [catches thrown gin bottle and downs in one swift motion].

i had given up mumsnet but then got over excited and came back.

downbutnotout · 27/04/2008 22:01

And I also think we've been sober for too long in here

Chin chin!

OracleInaCoracle · 27/04/2008 22:05

savvy b for me please.

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downbutnotout · 27/04/2008 22:08

Does that mean we have a bfp in the house?!! Surely that is not allowed

downbutnotout · 27/04/2008 22:14

SORRY, SORRY

Have just realised my mistake Billy - had not read your full thread.

shreksmissus · 27/04/2008 22:22

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downbutnotout · 28/04/2008 08:30

here, shreks

Still and Billy - wishing you well.

BillyElliot · 28/04/2008 08:51

don't be dbno but don't stand between and the gin again.

shreksmissus · 28/04/2008 09:07

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BillyElliot · 28/04/2008 10:02

honestly no one has been insensitive, you are all lovely. i spent the whole weekend being cheerful with unsuspecting inlaws so my upper lip now has rigamortis

duchesse · 28/04/2008 10:56

< pink gin for BE >

< olives >

shreksmissus · 29/04/2008 10:34

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downbutnotout · 29/04/2008 19:14

Double, shreks?

shreksmissus · 29/04/2008 19:35

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