oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

[upthestickornot]

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

I'm a September birthday, but I'm waaaay over 40,sadly

An someone who doesn't use a mooncup.

That rules out moondog doesn't it?

[snort] at the marina suggestion. It is just about as far from Marina's posting style as it is possible to go. And isn't Marina a tiny bit over 40?

UCM - I'm sure we were both 38 on the same day in June.

I think it is a relatively new person - well within last 18 months or so.

I am sure too. We are fab then obviously, and geminis and born in 1969.

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i'm a gemini born in 1969 but it isn't me - i'm useless and name changing anyhow

at not and

senora - when is your birthday? I am also an old gimmer virgo, but my turn to be up the duff has been and gone (last Sept actually ), and I would never dream of leaving you all wondering like this!
Besides, have not had a willy anywhere near me for months.

Little Lapin ???

Is this still going on?

PEE ON A STICK then tell us if you're a knocked up OAP FFS

hehehe bree
actually I think LL would rather like another baby
and I don't think she's 40

Definitely not LL. She's far too young.

Well, (and how fecking sad is this?), all the MNers who've used the expression 'PDQ' over the last few months have all come on this thread to deny it's them .... except for one.

Actually I didn't like to point out that I am crap at namechanging, but are you one of us as well.

DES WHO THE FUCK IS IT?

what does PDQ mean????

mp - have to confess I am suprised you are 32. that's not because of your grey hairs (i;ve never met you...) but becasue you just seem like one of the grown ups. sorry. but you do...

Well, the only one who uses pdq and hasn't outed (but I don't think she's posted lately), is blu.

But she doesn't have a profile, so I've no idea how old she is.

Pretty Damned Quick, Smee.

Edam?

Enid?

No. It's not edam.

Ooooooooooooooooo Blu Eh>>>>>?????

princesspeahead?