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oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

391 replies

upthestickornot · 30/08/2007 14:42

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

OP posts:
JeremyVile · 30/08/2007 23:20

MonkeyTrousers?

UCM · 30/08/2007 23:20

I know who it is, ner ner de ner ner

JeremyVile · 30/08/2007 23:20

Pan?

chipmonkey · 30/08/2007 23:21

AND! If Mhamai said she was going to be 40 in around 2 weeks in an e-mail sent on the 19th of August, that means she will be 40 on around the......2nd September which means she is nearly 40 so why can't it be her?

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 23:21

Ha ha ha!

Hark at us lot I haven't a fucking clue!

But blu is my prime suspect at the mo

chipmonkey · 30/08/2007 23:22

UCM!!!!! Spill!

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 23:22

So, it was UCM all along

chipmonkey · 30/08/2007 23:22

oh, yeah, not Mhamai, the OP will be 40 in 3 weeks.

Califrau · 30/08/2007 23:23

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UCM · 30/08/2007 23:27

I am not going to say but the first person I thought was wrong.

Cali, look into our pasts. I think you will find the answer there.

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 23:38

But UCM .....

The OP is inviting us to 'guess who?'

It's not a matter of discretion. If you know who it is, then put the rest of us out of our misery.

SlightlyMadShockwave · 30/08/2007 23:41

Well I go for UCM

I think she has recently sent DH for the snip.....had a big piss up the night before...got carried away....said "what will be will be" and the rest is history...

expatinscotland · 30/08/2007 23:42

I'm going to laugh my arse off at all of you speculating away if the OP gets her period tomorrow.

UCM · 30/08/2007 23:45

Alright, has Soupy been around lately. I was thinking Soapy but ............

Califrau · 30/08/2007 23:46

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UCM · 30/08/2007 23:46

Yes I took the MaP as well and have had a period since, sorry if TMI, but it's not me.

NadineBaggott · 30/08/2007 23:46

ah ha!

it can't be someone who uses a mooncup cos they've bought tampax -

UCM · 30/08/2007 23:47

Yes but what if they are mortally offended by me thinking this........ I will get thrown off every arts & crafts forum there is.

chipmonkey · 30/08/2007 23:47

Listen to Desiderata UCM!

SlightlyMadShockwave · 30/08/2007 23:47

Climbs under deerstalker with NB...

chipmonkey · 30/08/2007 23:49

OOOHH, arts and crafts.........! Goes to archive arts and crafts......

UCM · 30/08/2007 23:49

Awwwww, is it Blu then? Awwwwwwwwwww

Awwwwwwwwwwww

Awwwwwwwwwww

Actually I reckon she would say something like that an'all.

Awwwwwwwwwww

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 23:55

Oooh, be careful of the deerstalker. Me and JeremyVile use it for an ashtray

SlightlyMadShockwave · 30/08/2007 23:57

Euuuuwwwww gross.....passes deerstalker back.....I'll use teh magnififing glass from a distance

Desiderata · 30/08/2007 23:58

No kidding?