oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

[upthestickornot]

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

I find them offensive and upsetting because I don't want any more and I can't bear the thought that other people do want more and what's more, they have them, accidentally, it's just not fair when there are so many unwanted baybees in the world is it?

Well....I'm 40 in three weeks and have also planned monumental piss up but I am definitely NOT up the diff. Haven't had a willy near my front bottom for a while so could not possibly be me.

Its all that dancing round ancient stones at night wearing druid gear

Up the duff, even.

I don't think it's moondog

the posting style it reminded me of was actually cappacinos

but i have no idea how old she is

I'm ttc and had a mc a few weeks ago and I certainly am not offended, only wish old gimmer would hurry up pee on a stick and tell us.

I remember having a right old moan because my Mother was coming to visit to be told I was lucky to have a mother she could be dead etc I was really OK my mothers not dead but it doesn't stop her being a complete witch to me and sometimes I need to have a moan about her.

lol at peachy, didn't cappacino go to wales once?

you see...

hmmm, why do i seem to be finidng all these thread s about possible pregnancies these last threee days or so.?
or are there always threads likethis and i simply dont see them?

Hmm Cappucino, hmm

Def NOT giraffeski. She is nowhere near 40. She is around my age 24-26, iirc

no posts today from cappuccino

Twig went to Ireland on holiday.

I would love this to be Moondog, but there are too many inconsistencies in the OP for it to be her. Eg she would never start a sentence without a capital letter, or leave a gap between the I and the apostrophe in I'm. Plus, I am sure she eats enough folic acid through her diet to see her through 10 pregnancies.

Finally, I have a sneaking feeling I saw her birthday was in May. Whoever found that thread with all the birthdays on, look it up again and see if I am right or not.

(Not that I care, it is bound to be a late period).

oh I'm sure its not moony, she just doesn't post like that.

the post is reminding me of someone else but I can't put my finger on it

posting style also rings a bell with me

definitely not moondog...she eats acres of green veg

its not unlike greeny albeit using intentionally non-characteristic phraseology-BUT I know she is only 30

(god I am sad)

It's not me anyway

in case you were wondering

no not me either

i fail on several counts

Just remind me

How many members of mumsnet?

Over half a million, apparently

So how comes it's always just us buggers on here?

Oh I bet they'll post and I'll have never bloody heard of them and it'll be bloody annoying

right, oldgimmer not revealed herself yet?
harrumph

Was convinced was pg after annual holiday shag sans any contraception few weeks ago, so much so did test about ohhhhhhh 3 days after the deed. Not pg. Am 40 next year. Now convinced I am pre-menopause, perimenopause or just fecking past it.

Not sure wether happy or sad as yet.

Very Moondog like post. She deserves another just to see if she can lentil weave her arse with another one.