oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

[upthestickornot]

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

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"suzywong on Talk

suzywong describes her favourite talk thread as anything that gives ME attention, well let's be perfectly up front and honest here."

Threads like these really make me laugh. Everyone furiously searching the archives for someone who posts certain words to see if they can work out who it is.

What time will she be dragging her attention seeking arse out of bed then?

What is it, an 11, 12 hour difference?

(Hijack - Surfermum, I did a search on my town in the archives and you used to live here! Its bland no? and then I started a thread saying that I wanted to live in poole and someone mentioned that you live there. I am taking this as proof that the natural next move for me would indeed be Poole. Yay!)

Tutter you are a complete FREAK. imagine searching to find out the only mner to use the expression 'up the stick'.

Erm....doesn't Suzy use a mooncup?

Slightly horrified that such knowledge lurks even in the deepest recesses of my memory!

aitch

me a freak eh?

pot... kettle.. black....

I have a feeling that Suzy has been on a couple of mooncup threads and said "eeewwwww" - could be wrong though!

Poole is fab JV, there is so much to do for everyone, and of course our lovely beaches. My parents felt like they were on holiday for months when they first moved here.

I'm just deciding whether to go on the open top bus to Swanage, just to the beach or the local farm park with dd this afternoon.

i dont think suzy and her dh get up the capers much cos if home circumstances (MIL through the wall with upturned glass and ear) but ...

thanks nomdeplume

Just so you know

I am not 40 until next year and

I had dd3 5 months ago

and I am NOT pregnant again - 3 dds is enough for any woman.

oh eidsvold is up
eidsvold, give szy a nudge

And we have the best meet-ups down here too, JV.

bloody long way to give her a nudge - up - I have been up all day - bloody long one too - it is now 8.15pm here - 6.15pm wongster time. She is probably having some scrummy dinner whilst I wait for manky pizza delivery.

Eids, I am waiting for manky pizza del too! Nowt scrummy to eat here!

surfer mum just a quick hijack.do you know what was going on down the beach by the pier the other day,there were two lifeguards there and loads of police.i was with my 2 gd and they wanted to get closer to the action but i wouldnt let them.im just being nosy

the tampax thing could be a red herring though.

sandcastles - just had one of those days - been running around since 8.20 this morning and finally finished at 6.30 - been a busy week and I am knackered.

Eagle boys for us!

ROFL at Harpsi

let's hope not...

I'm just lazy, Eids! Boring Dominos for me.

Please put us out of our misery.... Just read the whole thread for clues and am none the wiser.

Cracking thread

Ah, but what about this then???

By OP:

By upthestickornot on Thu 30-Aug-07 15:05:05

bear with me reader?it?ll come clear in a mo?

Then in comes the wongster: (3 mins later)

By suzywong on Thu 30-Aug-07 15:08:00

Then at 15:16 OP comes back

By upthestickornot on Thu 30-Aug-07 15:16:35

(check out the space between m and ? in I?m?.you will need it later)

Then along comes wongster again?.but look carefully?..she changed back to the wrong name!!!!!!!

By suzwong on Thu 30-Aug-07 15:19:55
(check the profile ? ?tis her ? she mentions the FWB?s)

So obviously name changed for something

Seems she noticed it at about 15.20 or so cos she?s back to SuZywong at 15:23?..

Then look at the thread MrsJC linked ? go up a bit and oh, my do you see how she?s written I?m ????.again?.....

Do we still now know who it is?