oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

[upthestickornot]

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

I am past 40 and already up said duff, so count me out; ,doesn't front bottom rank up there next to panties and baba in shuddery words.

Hi Wongy.

I can imagine the 'oldgimmer' in question screeching at her PC
"Its ME you fools!! How can you not KNOW its me?!"

She's not going to say, either cos NDP & Expat have scared her off or because she suddenly realises she's not as well known as she thought!

Not many Irish people would say "if one lets" - that's very English imo

Sorry meant to say so unlikely to be Mhamai

if you search this site for the word 'preggo' 2 of the most frequent offenders are Expat and Suzywong

are they dastastdly double dealers?

am deeply distressed at the number of front bottoms my search has turned up

and the wongster has this to say...

(goes off sadly, wondering why she has nothing better to do)

so, do we think moondog then?

Nope, just searched, Moondog's bday is 4th May.

And EPIS is 20th Feb.

Oooh ooh ooh, Suzywong's birthday IS TWENTY SECOND OF SEPTEMBER!!!!

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AND She take thyroid medication...
I rest my case

its got to be suzywong.

AND SHE ADMITS TO BEING NEARLY 40 here

Without a shadow of a doubt. So she's asleep atm then.

It's nearly my birthday...

....and she has mentioned Bombay Sapphire at least 3 whole times!!

Its SuzyWong. Whodathunkit?!

EPIS is only 36, you vipers!

And won't be 37 till next year.

Also, EPIS has also stated that she's wanting sterilised next year so she doesn't wind up 40 and pregnant, which may be great for some people but an idea which she finds far less attractive than a weekend of shopping and wine swillig in Paris for her 40th birthday.

could it be Lou? Or is she 40 already? [tho she looks far younger of course]

Lou is already 40
It's the wongster
Obvious now I know.

any fragrant wong baby on the way? who;d have thunk it??

hmmm interesting!

Wow this is better than Inspector Morse

acksherly, before we all get really giddy, she only said 'might' be up the stick......

excellent diversion strategy there from Wong if it really is her...