oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

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right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

Re : MrsJohnCusacks post - SW also posts the word 'Gimmer' a lot too.......

(we really must get out more musn't we !!?)

Yes gimmer should have given it away really.

Rofl at anyone thinking Moondog would have started a thread like this...

Proving, my dear fiofio, that she was online at the time!

Lou's also been sterilised.

I reckon it's the Wongster and I am a supersleuth

Now if someone could just get my baby to GO TO SLEEP then my life would be just dandy

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Elementary WWW!

This thread is hilarious

I too think it is ze Wong

am a bit shocked dearie at the words front bottom!

I can't believe anyone thought it was me
as if I would say winkie or FRONT BOTTOM
and I will be thirty freaking eight in three weeks.
as it happens

I am strangly flattered, though, that complete strangers know I drink bombay sapphire and use a mooncup

talking of sobbing into your cereal how about this one awwwwwww
(don't remember the long dull bit at the beginning though)

oh my lord wrong thread how did I do that?

epic thread - too long for me to trawl

but has anyone else commnted on the use of the phrase "up the stick"

unusual, i thought

only MNer to ever have used it before is aitch, i believe

but think she's younger than 39

doesn't feel like her though tbh

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has suzy used the well-known 'come back and post as yourself to throw em off the trail' trick?

I was going to suggest suzy at about 15.00 yesterday but I thought I'd let you all have fun guessing .....

Oi, I'm not 40 for many moons yet!