TTC First Baby Massive Thread.

[Delilah7]

Hope all my lovely ladies have found this group can't tag you all as there is too many!! ❤️

@FivexFive keep positive. You're not out till she arrives. Fingers crossed for you honey xxx

@Delilah7 oh god 😂😂😂🙈

Well you lot have cheered me right up tonight, bunch of filthy animals! 😂

Hahaha ahhh dear!

@validuser now AF has arrived, clearly you can look forward to the best sex of your cycle! AF week has to be like the biggest "fuck you" to that fertile week - it's like it's saying HEY FERTILE WEEK. I'm the better version of you ... with me, it feels good... there's no pressure... I have no alterior motive, I'm dirty and naughty and it doesn't matter if the jizz doesn't quite get in your noonie!! HIT ME!

@delilah7 @cupcakesandglitter absolutely no wastage allowed. I used to take condoms on holiday for the possibility of outdoor sex, but now it's like... nope. It's drip or nothing!!

@cupcakesandglitter exactly 😂😂

@Crossfitgirl exactly. So selfish of him 😂😂

@Crossfitgirl "HIT ME" 😂😂😂😂😂 crying 😂😂 oh god the dreaded drip!! For real, how do people deal with this? I fucking hate that gloopy feeling, so gross!!!!

Eurgh @cupcakesandglitter it's the worst, when there's no tissues around afterwards does anyone else try and wriggle towards them while he's still inside?

My DH usually grabs his boxers and cleans up with them... Then sticks a new pair on and puts them in the wash.

If his boxers aren't near enough... there's always a little moment where we both look round a bit, and stay totally still while we try figure out the best way to not get it all over the covers / carpet / sofa or whatever we happen to be on!
Usually ends up in us both trying to wriggle in unison!!

@Crossfitgirl yes!! DH is super sensitive after so ALWAYS pulls out, so I have to stay completely still until he gets me tissue or something! It's so easy for guys!!

Oy, good thing I'm not eating reading this, I'd be spitting the food across the room laughing. Do kegel exercises, you'll be able to make it to the bathroom without needing the tissues. 😁🚽

Bloody hell ladies, you have made my night! I've been so busy, but I've got home and read this and you are all amazing!

WHAT HAVE I JUST READ!!! 😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈
In our younger days we used to go for it during AF I think it actually helps the cramps 😂 but it can look like a murder scene afterwards! DH is a massive wimp when it comes to blood too.

@Crossfitgirl YES this is so true!! That post sex moment when you look around for ANYTHING that will do. It normally ends in me cupping and running to the bathroom. I have now invested in some tissues for the bed side table. 👍🏻

Whhhaaaaaaat? @KatBeCool you can actually hold it all inside and walk to the bathroom?! That's insane. Mind blown. I need to get going on the kegels. 🙌🏻

@FlapJackered You can indeed! I can probably make it to the house next door if I had to (how awkward would that be).

Good morning my lovelies ❤️

I've got cramping this morning. I'm either 3/4dpo... hmmm, strange!

Ohh this thread has made me smile this morning😂 thinking of you all! As far as ttc tips go...I really have none. I have no idea how I got pregnant other than the 1 time we had sex we must have got pregnant! I always used to do little pelvic floor exercises afterwards to encourage things to move in the right direction🙈🤰 other than that the only thing I did last month was relax about the whole ttc thing. I suppose that's because I knew it was possible for us to conceive and just wanted to have a month off to try and get my body back to some normality after the mc. So maybe it is true that 'relax and it will happen' works! Who knows. So much easier said than done I know. Xxxxx

My below par chart from last month. Looking at this I just have no idea now. DP jokes that he has super swimmers 🐳 xxx

@Bettyhop what app are you using as that looks easier to read than the one I'm using x

Chat has been amazing ladies catching up on a busy train laughing me head off and everyone around me keeps trying to see what I'm reading on my phone lol

Implant removal was on Monday and af arrived this morning, anyone had experience of implant removal and how long it took to get the cycl going? Not sure if this af is real af or just hormonal bleed due to implant being removed
Xx

@Bettyhop wow! just shows you done it the exact right time hun... what do you think of mine? I've got cramps this morning and a lot of Cm but I'm probably overthinking things as you do after a miscarriage lol xxx

@thinkpositive2019 I used Ovia. It was really clear and easy to use😊
@Delilah7 I'd say looking at that you've given it the best chance you can! Now enjoy the tww if you can it certainly helps it to go faster! Cm wise it could be a good sign or it could be a coincidence, the tww is just a constant battle of am I pregnant? Am I about to come on my period? Isn't it😂 mine had really dried up which is why I thought af was on the way. After I got my bfp I did notice it was more watery again and also had a distinctive different smell xxx

@Bettyhop I don't normally have tons of CM only around ovulation so that's why I notice it more when I do. I won't be able to relax 😂😂 I wish I could lol. I had creamy when I was pregnant before and watery! Xxx

@Bettyhop were you temping or taking opks or was the ovulation date an estimation from the app?
We only Dtd three days before ov this cycle so thought I was probably out but your chart gives me hope!
How are you feeling?

@flapjackered I didn't temp or use opks but the app doesn't put in ovulation you can add it yourself based on signs/temps etc. I just guessed that that date was when I ovulated as didn't really get many signs other than slight ewcm! I really thought I was out too! But it really is possible for you🌻
I'm feeling ok really. Very tired, hungry, a few cramps, occasional nausea and heartburn but overall ok. I went to epau and had bloods done on Monday because of the history, and my hcg was 1540 😊 going back this morning to check the levels are increasing normally 🤞 xxxx

@thinkpositive2019 possibly that could be a withdrawal bleed rather than a proper af? I ovulated 6 weeks after implant removal.

I’m in the fertile week now and on track so far with dtd every 2 days, hopefully will ov at the weekend but I’m away from tomorrow for a long weekend with a group of friends so not bothering with opks on this cycle, would be too tricky with sharing a bathroom.

@thinkpositive2019 I had the same bleed within a couple of days implant removal then ovulated fairly quickly after.

Annoyingly AF came today for me which for the 3rd time has made my calculation of 21days cycle with 7-8 day LP. Don't think there's much chance of a bean sticking :-(

@poodlepip are you tracking ovulation? x