TTC First Baby Massive Thread.

[Delilah7]

Hope all my lovely ladies have found this group can't tag you all as there is too many!! ❤️

Hahaha @delilah7 !!
We end up doing it in the shower!
I don't know why but it seems to be really good if I'm on too, it's gross but it's true! I hate it too though I hate mess and don't let him anywhere near me with anything other than his penis end down there 🙈🙈🙈

I think it totally is the thing of wanting what you can't have. Then it's like it's naughty if you just can't resist and do it anyway lol

@cupcakesandglitter in a beret!!!

@Crossfitgirl oh girl I've done that in the shower too but ( I'm actually laughing whilst writing this next bit ) im always like ' is there any blood on your willy? Have I got blood on you' bla bla bla 😂😂😂

@Delilah7 we should name the next thread that.

@ValidUser I think people might think we are a porn site 😂😂😂

@Delilah7 I'm a pornographic, middle class, doctor, mother to be. (And married).

Sounds just like Youporn to me.

*and mother to be may be fantasy on my part

@mrsof20118 yes 😂😂😂

@Delilah7 @Crossfitgirl @ValidUser im with you!!!! It's a CRAZY horny as well, like I can't go without it 😂 DH won't come near me because he's convinced it'll mess up my cycle.... if I try hard enough though he can't resist either 😂 it is absolutely disgusting but oh my god when you're that horny you need it!!!! IMO it's not any less gross than anal mind you DH has less chance of it happening

😂😂😂😂😂
You guys crack me up, I'm totally pissing myself right now!
I do always have to check his willy after to see how bad it is.

This new thread is going to be amazing hahaha

@ValidUser won't like I reached the climax at the 'mother to be' part. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god I need to stop hahaha

@cupcakesandglitter my OH on the daily tries to put his finger if not willy near my bum ( with clothes on ) I just fart. Soon gets him away 😂😂😂😂

@Crossfitgirl honestly it's like an OCD for sex juices it's awful to ask but I have to 😂😂😂😂😂

@Delilah7 I wish I could do that 😂 I can't fart in front of DH, I get stage fright 😂 he has tried it EVERY. DAY. This week - luckily I used the "ooh the lube is burning" excuse aka DO NOT WASTE ANY OF THOSE POTENTIAL BABIES AND SET THEM FREE IN MY NOONIE MATE!!!!

@Crossfitgirl 😂😂 sometimes it's fucking horrendous, like it's got mangled inside 😂😂😂😂 still feels good though

Whoops *last week, I didn't realise it was Tuesday already hahahahaha I need sex hahahahahaha

@cupcakesandglitter fucking crying at your 'mangled inside'. Gets us ready for placentas ladies!! 😂😂😂😂
Also, honestly I wish I didn't have a bum or boobs. All I want is sperm in my fertile week. Rest of the 3 weeks... FUCK OFF 😂😂😂

I don't wanna go to sleep now you guys have made my night 😂😂😂

@Delilah7 😂😂😂 I don't think anything will surprise me with childbirth; if bloodied dick doesn't make me squeamish, nothing will 😂😂 oh god, tell me about it!!!! DH got it in my hair the other day and I was fuming - what a waste!!!!! 😂😂😂

@cupcakesandglitter EVEN MORE OF A WASTE WHEN I GO TO WASH CLOTHES AND PUT MY HAND IN THE HORRIFIC SOCK 😂😂😂😂

Nothing will bother us ladies. Best Mums to be ever ❤️❤️

Oh my god you guys crack me up! All these posts are amazing :)

No af over here yet. Soooo much sweating though! Is that a thing?! I also almost threw up this evening BUT it was following a meal cooked my my mother in law, who I have long suspected of trying to poison me with her cottage pie, sooooo... could be nothing! Xx

@FivexFive ooooh, have you tested Hun? Sorry I can't remember. Too many posts 😂😂 xx

@Delilah7 you always amuse me!
@everyone you are all wonderful and I am mildly drunk. I love you all so much. ❤️

@Delilah7 thanks for the laughs. My hubby won't bring his penis anywhere near AF, he can't handle blood. We are already in the agreement that when the baby is coming out, he's not to look cuz I'd have a passed out husband to deal with.

@ValidUser so do you. We love you so so much our lovely lady ❤️❤️

@KatBeCool wish my OH would leave me alone in AF time. It's meant to be my time off 😂

Oh @Delilah7 😂😂😂 I thought the socks were a myth!! Now makes sense as to why DH is so keen to do the laundry 👀👀

Katbecool, mine is the same!!

Delilah7, I tested this morning, but it was bfn... making myself wait until the weekend to test again, unless af makes her grand appearance by then.

Validuser, yes this group is awesome :)

@cupcakesandglitter oh how I wish they were.... ive got used to looking for just one, normal a white one in the wash basket. And I'm like NOPE! not doing it not going near 😂😂😂