PMA Express to BFP #4

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Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

cakes yes that is a good idea! I'll let DH know about some of the ideas. Mine was a blight ovum. It's a cruel thing to happen.

Onwards & upwards though. My baby is just around the corner. I'm sure of it 💗

Thanks for the list Salem! Let's hope we get a few more people on the graduates! I know what you mean about feeling 'meh'. The more we wait the more miserable it gets. But it does mean we must be one step closer. We can do it ladies!

Evening lovely ladies.

I'm feeling a bit rough. I have cramps very much like af is about to start and my opk tests are going white again 😐 I hope we did enough and hopefully I stay awake to DTD tonight as a last shot. Want some funny moments from our day to cheer everyone up?

1: my dc (2yo) was walking around with the door stop from the bathroom and dh was getting dressed...
Boo: ohhhhh heavy daddy
Dh: yes it is. Do you know what that's called (getting excited about imparting knowledge to his son...)
Boo: (without even thinking) yes daddy. It's a monkeys fist.
DH: .... oh. Yes. You're right.
Boo: I know daddy.
😆SHOT DOWN!

2: I walked all round the shops and half the park before someone told me my skirt was tucked in my knickers.

3: whilst at said park we were early so went for an explore and I text my friends saying we were "just going to feed the dicks" instead of ducks!

4: my dc decided to hurl an entire pitta bread in the pond and hit a duck (it was like a tiny version of about a boy!)

5: a woman shouted at me for being bread to the ducks and I said it wasn't bread it was wholemeal pitta and brioche. And she said I was thick and it would make the birds constipated. My dc then laughed really loud and said "mummy look that lady has poo poo on her" just as a bird poo'd on her head just to prove a point.

6: whilst typing number 5 I said dicks again and had to change it. Learning lessons now.

❤️😀❤️

Happy Sunday guys!!!!

Rainbow he sounds a lot like my DS, they come out with some absolute corkers!!

I've still been testing daily, pic below of line progression. Just can't help myself!

Having cramping on and off but I'm pretty sure I did with DS too but by god am I over paranoid this time round. I've told my mum and stepdad. And my grandma. Going to tell everyone else after the scan I think. Can't wait to get the date for that!!

What a beaut display of lines there @Ohb0llocks !! Frame them!!

Kids are hilarious! Great stories @rainbowsockstoday! I often think I should write down the things DD comes out with. She witnessed her dad in the shower today and pointed and shouted 'I see daddy's tail!!' 😂😂 she did used to think it was a poo so things have progressed!!

@rainbow. That's hilarious. What a day.

@Salem I'm Cd32 14dpo testing with fmu tomorrow. I don't feel pg but I can't really remember first time round. Really in different again and trying to ignore that glimmer of hope x

Phase - fx for your test in the morning! I am up super early tomorrow so I am off to bed! Will catch up tomorrow evening :) Zzzzzz :) xo

@CakesALot I actually might!!!!

@just - best of luck for the morning!

Rainbow those tales are so funny! My 2yo is also coming out with some corkers at the moment! It's such a lovely age when they start talking properly.

Good list Salem. Just one correction from me - I'm on cycle 9 not 2. Wish it was bloody cycle 2. This is the 4th of doing opks and wondering if I should go to the Dr if it doesn't work this time.

So I am 4dpo and trying not to symptom spot cos it would be a waste of time. Luckily I have been busy this weekend. This next week is going to drag though!!

Good luck for morning testers. FX for a BFP. Xx

I sometimes think I only want a bfp so I can see if my ovia app will make my phone explode 😆 it's been trying to tell me everything is good for nearly two years and I think it's at the stage of telling me to quit 😆

morning all

sorry i was MIA yday, between one of my friends spiking me (ok a bit dramatic) with a vodka cocktail that i cannot drink (i am always sick if i drink even just one vodka) so spent most of yday morning with my head down the toilet. i did my best to limit my drinks to 3-4 beers and 3 cocktails over an 8 hour period. if only she'd told me she'd put everything in it bar the kitchen sink then i wouldn't have lost my sunday to stinking hangover.

anyway, have read back and i'm now up to date 👍🏼👍🏼

🍀 and 🤞🏼 to all POAS today - c'mon BFPs were ready to jump up and down, clap and do a little dance for you!

great toddler stories ladies, made me proper giggle.

wee update on me, as of saturday evening i was still flashing smiley but i didn't POAS at all yday. out of my 20 sticks i have 2 left but cannot find my reader, which i'm taking as a sign.... STOP FUCKING PISSING ON THEM, i'm now cd25 so doubt very much that i'm about to OV anytime soon. i reckon i missed OV around cd11/12 as that's when i had most EWCM and cramps. anyway, AF should be this week so once that's out the way with, it winging it this month. i'm on POAS strike xxx

Bfn ladies. Rubbish. Af not due for a day or two but will sit it out and wait. Have one more test should she not show up by the end of the week but feeling she is on her way the little cow!

Xxx

Im out ladies!!! Gutted 😢😢

New stats sorry salem ruining your nice new list

age 25
#1
cycle 5
CD 1
BFP due 17/4

nannyg xxx

Eugh sorry for the BFN cakes and nancy. Who the F does she think she is?! Turning up unannounced. Hate it when people do thar! 💗💗

Have just ordered some conceive plus along with my ovulation tests.

Has anyone used this before??

I haven't used conceive plus nanny but I've got pre seed this month to give a go! Think they are very similar. I'm hoping it does the trick and gives me a Xmas baby!

Good luck anna hopefully April will be the month for lots of BFP's and Christmas babies!

Bfn on an ic hpt this morning. Blah. I'm going to buy Preseed, RLT and a crystal bracelet today. AF not here yet. If she doesn't turn up today this will be by longest cycle yet. Cd33

My 2you just dropped some coins and blurted out 'for fuck sake'...

phase & cakes xxxx

Haha phase there funny. Ahh pants. So no luck for anyone?! WTF is going on!

Thanks nanny I will let you know how I get on. CD10 today and plan to use it from CD12 for every DTD. Gonna try every other day this month. I usually ovulate CD16.

We DTD every day for four days in a row over FW last month. An nothing. How does it not work?! So gonna give the swimmers time for recuperate for a bit longer

Xx

Morning ladies. Sorry to those who got the witch turn up or bfn this morning

We are at football practice and I can't shake the horrid full feeling I have down there. Might be me getting af at cd16 😳 have my first cbt session in two years this afternoon though so it's all coming at once.

I'll keep the toddler stories coming. This morning he exclaimed "Jesus Bennett" again at the fact he dropped his biscuit. He then threw a proper tantrum because I couldn't fix said biscuit 😆

Phase, Cakes & Nanny Sorry all, next month WILL be our month

I just looked for pre seed in Boots and I don't think they stock it. Where have you got it from? I've got my RLT and treated myself to some Jamie jeans from topshop with the slight hope that my bfn will be a bfp thanks to sods law. I keep wishing x

Ahh @rainbowsockstoday you think so?? Maybe ov? Let's hope it's not.

@anna2006 bloody frustrating isn't it

I can't figure out why not. I can't have set anymore. I reckon it's my body not releasing an egg not OH doreens x