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PMA Express to BFP #4

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Hippychic79 · 14/03/2017 09:50

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

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MissMagpie · 20/03/2017 11:29

Oh no Phase, Cakes and Nanny.
Sorry to hear this month hasn't been your month.
It will happen, keep the faith.

NannyGR · 20/03/2017 11:56

I ordered mine on Amazon! On prime too so will arrive tomorrow... although I've got a while to wait to use it 😣

Anna2006 · 20/03/2017 12:21

Yes phase I got my pre seed from amazon too! £18 with the applicators. Arrived in like 2 days. Bloody praying it does the trick. Who cares if I give birth on Xmas day. I will have a gorgeous baby.

Eugh nope are eggs are coming out. We're just being unlucky and Doreen is maybe not catching it. Keep going ladies. It has to happen (Says me who will freak the fuck out if it doesn't happen again this month!)

CakesALot · 20/03/2017 12:40

My reaction when I see the bfn is a huge desire to throw a toddler style tantrum. "It's not fair, it's not fair!!" I have restrained myself though. But a whole other month yet???? At least!! Where's my time machine?! Can I get one of those on amazon?!

Also trying to invoke Sod's law today by buying tampax in bulk!!!

CakesALot · 20/03/2017 12:41

Sorry to those joining me in the bfn/af misery. Let's moan our socks off today then chin up and onwards for next month!!

MissMagpie · 20/03/2017 12:59

Cakes before I got pregnant with my DS (on 12th month of trying), I had just started fertility blood tests and had bulk bought tampons and towels. They took up room in my bathroom for bloody ages!

I still think I tricked my body into getting pregnant. Wish it would work now.

Anna2006 · 20/03/2017 13:07

cakes I reckon a time machine on amazon might be worth a search. Let me know if you find one!!

That's what I hate. Knowing you have a month to go to feel any form of happiness. #depressing 😂

I'm meant to be gearing up for FW and I'm sat here thinking it will just be a negative again. #Glassishalfempty

Need my PMA back. But I've gone into protection & survival mode

CakesALot · 20/03/2017 13:09

Worth a shot then @MissMagpie!! Our bodies should just do as they're told quite frankly!!

Just calculated that my next fw is likely to fall when we're away, staying at dhs aunts, sharing a room with DD 😭 that's going to go well!

Anna2006 · 20/03/2017 13:46

Oh no cakes just get a couple of quickies in! Even just two goes on peak days should cover you!

Itsjustaphase84 · 20/03/2017 15:42

Righty Amazon it is.

AF pretty much here now Angry

CD1
Cycle5
Ttc2
Bfp 18/04

Come on Cakes...we can get that PMA back!!

I just bought some baby clothes for a friend and my toddler became very excited about shopping for babies... Sad

Sophsta · 20/03/2017 16:32

So sorry for those ladies who have AF this week Flowers. Get a glass of wine and a big bar of chocolate.

I've had a really horrible virus this weekend which knocked me for six and I pretty much spent the whole weekend sleeping. I have also just twigged that I have a LOT of cm at the moment, probably from around Saturday.

Having been on the pill for nearly eight years I was just wondering if this was normal? I had barely any ewcm around ovulation so have kind of written of getting pregnant this month but it did get me wondering.

Sophsta · 20/03/2017 17:44

Also, am in no way saying that wine and chocolate will make the horribleness of AF go away.

rainbowsockstoday · 20/03/2017 18:20

Just for a giggle. I have a really awful one too but didn't want to upset anyone xx

PMA Express to BFP #4
PMA Express to BFP #4
SalemTheTeenageWitch · 20/03/2017 19:00

To all that have had AF: you are on a brand new cycle which means a fresh start at TTC. Don't feel down guys, your BFP is just around the corner. Things happen for a reason. This cycle was not the right one but the right one will soon be here Flowers.

sarahboro1 · 20/03/2017 19:35

Here here Salem!! Our destinies are already mapped out and it has already been decided when we'll get our bfp's, it will happen for us all ladies, I am absolutely determined by hook or by crook I will have a baby!!! So come on Peggy and Doreen's let's get it on!!!! Xx

Itsjustaphase84 · 20/03/2017 19:50

Sophsta it sounds like you are in your fertile week to me.

Thanks everyone. I strangely don't feel as upset this month.
We're waiting for our Christmas babies now!!!!

Anna2006 · 20/03/2017 20:42

I am majorly warming to Christmas baby! Nice an snug inside at the happiest time of the year. An by summer our babies will be interacting etc. So lovely time of year!!

Roseandbee · 20/03/2017 20:49

well i'm still here and joining the Christmas baby bus. Just been the hospital for my day 3 blood tests and got my hycosy on Monday. still feeling positive x

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 20/03/2017 21:07

Christmas is such a lovely time of the year. Everyone seems to be in a joyful frame of mind, the world seems a cosier place. What a lovely time to bring new life in to the world!
Although my DH wouldn't be impressed as it would mean more present buying - we got married on 21st Dec hehe!

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 20/03/2017 21:08

Good luck Rose, I hope your results will be positive and give you more clarity on your situation Flowers.

Moo31 · 20/03/2017 21:08

Ah phase, cakes, nanny noooo AngryFlowersCakeBrewWine I'm so sorry for you all.

Some good pma above though all you lovely ladies - what could be more magical than a new baby at the most wonderful time of the year? Christmas babies are on!! :)

I can't remember who asked about conceive plus on the previous page but we used it last month for the first time and got our bfp - I am convinced it was a contributing factor so fx it works for you too!

rose good pma :) hope the hycosy goes OK.

sarahboro1 · 20/03/2017 21:26

Christmas babies!!! Off on maternity for the whole period and those gorgeous little fur suits with little bear ears!!! 🐻🎄🎅🏼

hellybellyjellybean · 20/03/2017 22:12

Loving all the chat about Christmas babies! Onward and upwards! I think I've broken DH this week, yesterday morning in he said he can't have any more sex this week as he's absolutely knackered! Let's hope it has paid off! Already thinking to next month about what we can change up and like many here thinking of conceive plus, just wondered though does any one know the difference between this and pre seed? If there is a difference!x

hellybellyjellybean · 20/03/2017 22:13

And @rainbowsockstoday my money is on sharing it!! It can't be that bad! GrinWink

rainbowsockstoday · 20/03/2017 22:22

@sarahboro1 trust me a Christmas baby doesn't mean maternity for Christmas 😆 I was due Christmas Eve and I worked right up until midday on the 2nd January when I was induced at 41+2 😆

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