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PMA Express to BFP #4

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Hippychic79 · 14/03/2017 09:50

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

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BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 15:12

EARLY APRIL LIST

The baby bus is coming, and everyone is pumping.
Doggy, vanilla and girl on top, we're gonna get fat and ready to pop.
Morning sickness, cankles and maternity leave
Clear Blue get ready, you better believe.
We're coming to get you BFP, we're all ready and waiting as mummies to be

Salem - BFP hopefully super soon Grin
Anna2006 - Cycle 5 - BFP 08/04
Hippychic79 - BFP 09/04
ArchiesMamaBird - Cycle 10 - BFP 11/04
Roseandbee - Cycle 5 - BFP 14/04
Bellamoon - Cycle 3 - BFP 16/04
AmandaP86x - Cycle 6 - BFP 16/4
Itsjustaphase84 - Cycle 5 - BFP 17/04
NannyGR - Cycle 5 since mc - BFP d 17/04
Notparticularlypatient - Cycle 4 - BFP 24/4
Olicat - Cycle 1 - BFP 25/04
MissMagpie - Cycle 10 - BFP 27/04
Saraboro1 - Cycle 13 - BFP 28/04
Sophsta - Cycle 2 - BFP 01/05

Growing Graduates List
Dolly, Moo and Ohb - make room guys, we're coming to join ya Smile

#ithankyou #PMAmotherfucker #mikedrop

ArchiesMamaBird · 05/04/2017 15:25

Bella Bloody love it! You crack me up Grin

Oh and you just need to add Goldie to the Graduates list Smile

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 15:30

see, i knew i wasn't cut out for this amount of responsibility, SORRY @goldielocks29

will repost it in a day or two incase anyone else jumps aboard #icrumbledunderthepressure #halfajob #worsethanamandown

ArchiesMamaBird · 05/04/2017 15:52

Bella Paha you did a fab job, and the poem was amazing Grin

But this is exactly why I didn't volunteer to do the list. I'd have screwed it up big time!

goldielocks29 · 05/04/2017 16:26

Bella I forgive you! You make me laugh to much! 😂
X

goldielocks29 · 05/04/2017 16:26

Too*

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 16:38

i had you in mind @goldielocks29 when i did the heading for the grads, cos i called it the growing grads... and after me getting over familiar with you too, haha.

#comebacksalem #bellaisanumptie

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 16:40

embarrassingly picks up mike and reminds herself she ain't barack obama

oh the shame of it all HAHAHAHAHA

Sophsta · 05/04/2017 17:55

Ha ha love the poem/rap (?!?!) at the top! Really made me chuckle!

olicat · 05/04/2017 18:10

Haha enjoyed the poem Grin

Hopefully a couple of bfps at the weekend?

On another note, I've just downloaded ovia and predictably got obsessed with it - keep checking to see if I've got any new cm to tell it about!

Anna2006 · 05/04/2017 18:36

Awesome poem! Yes hopefully some BFP's over the weekend. I'm trying not to think about it an will do my best to wait AF out. My cycle is pretty consistent last 3 months all 28 days so Sunday will be the day..

baby dust to all

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 05/04/2017 19:24

Hi guys hope you're all ok. I'll be back soon, just been a little bit poorly so not been able to post xxxx

Roseandbee · 05/04/2017 19:59

haha thanks bella:)

Salem hope you feel better soon!, well unless its morning sickness the one illness i'd wish on you all (although within limits)

Moo31 · 05/04/2017 20:12

Bella cracking job! You crack me up! Grin

Salem - hope you feel better soon :)

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 20:24

now embarrassed i said "mike" when it's supposed to be "mic". i need to rewind i think lol #poormikewhoeverheis

we definitely have some BFP'ers coming up, fingers crossed for us all!

cd16 today and having our day off from sexing, thank fook. i was cream crackered with all that sexy malarkey lol. will have my 1 for luck tomorrow and probably be off it for a good week! successfully stick to SMEP yay

off topic alert, i have my laser eye surgery booked for friday morning. i'm not excited and nervous but looking forward to a brighter more in focus life. anyone had it done before? #speccyfoureyesbegone

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 20:37

@Hippychic79 and @AmandaP86x it would be amazing to realise AF was late wouldn't it. that's my ultimate fantasy, to be honest, but it will never happen cos i'm such a control freak.

@Moo31 i asked a friend today about how her midwife dealt with her asthma and she said "i had to tell her i was asthmatic and she just said ok ill write that in your notes". i know that doesn't help much but it would appear some take a relaxed approach but others don't.

so now i realise i missed Supper and MrsB off the list duh... will give it another go in a day or so! #amateur

where's our @Dollydaydream2829 at? you keeping ok chic x

AmandaP86x · 05/04/2017 20:49

Ha ha I know Bella!!! When I found out I was pregnant last time I was nearly 6 weeks. God I wish I could go back to that time!!!!

I defo have sore boobs but is that a sign it AF I do not know!!! 🙄

Moo31 · 05/04/2017 21:12

Definitely some April bfps coming up ladies - I can feel it in my water!!

Thanks Bella re the asthma - the gp I saw today wasn't very helpful but has referred me to Belfast trust (where the mlw unit is) so fx I can use that!

Hippychic79 · 06/04/2017 06:38

Xxx

PMA Express to BFP #4
PMA Express to BFP #4
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Hippychic79 · 06/04/2017 09:33

Amanda Good luck with waiting it out. I am planning on doing the same, knicker watch officially starts tomorrow, the witch could potentially rock up any time between Friday and Tuesday …. If she hasn’t rocked up by then, I will be super hopeful and fully expecting my BFP 😊

Bella Wicked rap… nice one chic #thegirldidgood #alwaysmakesmesmile I would have volunteered to do the list, but doing the daily PMA quotes is enough responsibility for me, so thank you. #topmarksforstickingtosmep #whoopwhoop
Thank you for the advance in commending me for waiting it out… although I have to be honest, I’ve not managed to go a month yet without doing a pg test, usually the day before the witch rocks up…. I really do want to wait it out, but I have a lazy weekend planned, and DP is working so I’ll be home alone… this is not ideal as I know I will be tempted to test…. I convince myself that it’s better to know at the weekend so I can manage the news either way before having to go back to work…. #totestornottotest

Anna eeeek, not long to go…. Fx for your BFP hun

Salem hope you get better soon… we’ve missed you not just your list 😊

Rose Yes yes yes – here’s to the morning sickness bug spreading life wild fire amongst us 😊 #comeonspringbfps

Moo good luck with you appointment hun. I bloody hope your water feeling is right, a sprinkle of bfp’s would be lovely

Dolly echo what Bella said – are you ok hun?

Have a lovely day ladies
xxx

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Hippychic79 · 06/04/2017 14:22

where is everyone today :) xxxx

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AmandaP86x · 06/04/2017 14:29

Morning ladies or afternoon lol morning for me on nightshift mode.

CD24 today. Boobs don't feel sore today but defo were yesterday! Nothing much else to report apart from I'm absolutely shattered! One more nightshift to go!!!!

Booked a wee 4 days away in Spain in may so 5 weeks today. Maybe give me something else to focus on lol! Been out running again my lower back is actually sore today lol.

I did start googling 2ww symptoms lol 😭😭😭 but anyway I just need to actually WAIT!!!!

Baby dust to all & hoping for some BFPs this weekend xxxx

AmandaP86x · 06/04/2017 14:31

My app says preg test 9/4 but AF not due until 16/4 so that's gonna be a tough week waiting in between both 😭

Flashinthepan · 06/04/2017 14:57

Hello ladies may I join?

Currently on cycle 5, started trying again in January after an ectopic last April.

Hopefully am heading into 2WW, bfp due sometime between 18-20 April (cycles were haywire after ectopic until started on B50 2 months ago, managed first 14 day LP last month and no spotting, this cycle am CD 15 and still not ovulated, based on still having EWCM, not temping or opking anymore).

Dollydaydream2829 · 06/04/2017 15:15

Hi ladies,
Sorry that I've not posted in a while, I can promise you that I'm still checking in daily, making sure everyone is doing good and getting my daily PMA dose. I appreciate the concern bella and hippy 😘😘

Just had my first midwife appointment today and it was honestly so lovely and reassuring. She gave me my dating scan for 2nd may so let's hope this pesky spotting behaves itself and I can enjoy the lead up! I honestly can't wait for the rest of you ladies to go through this, all the stress and heartbreak of TTC is so bloody worth it, and I'm so excited you'll all get to do it, and hopefully soon!

I think this 'relaxed cycle' approach will definitely return some juice BFPs! No OPK stressing or DTD on command can only surely help increase your chances?!

Thanks for doing the list bella - you should defo be on the stage. Aaaaabsolutely wasted behind the scenes, although we love having you here so please never leave Haha!

FX to anna & *hippy for your weekend BFPs! Are either of you testing or waiting it out??

Also sorry to hear you've not been well salem - take care and please come back when you're ready. Same to you rainbows - sounds rough what you've been through!

Hi flash - an ectopic pregnancy sounds really tough but glad you've come out the other side and you're ready to ride the crazy TTC bus again! Hopefully it's not a long journey for you. Especially with PMA helping you!