TTC APRIL O7 THREAD - ANYONE FOR EASTER EGGS?

[plummymummy]

Plummymummy CD1

Mum03 Don't be talking to me about "cruel"

Kensgirl - nothing about smears is elegant and I'm sure the nurse has seen worse than someone falling off the bed, but poor you. I was dreading doing a fanny fart, but thankfully I didn't PMSL at the idea of cheese to coax it out

Its still something that makes me pmsl after all these years, and never fails to cheer people up!

I do have elegant moments sometimes...

Just out of interest do you still go back to the same GP for smears?

yes!

Although its always in disguise

Daisyboohoo excellent plan.. like it

Plummyummy and Kensgirl that's a tough break. Sorry you had difficult experiences. My first ever one she didn't even explain what she was about to do That has always stuck with me.

How is everyone else doing. We must be due some BFPs soon on MN

Plummy and Kensgirl - you've frightened me - I've got my smear today.... It's overdue by quite some time but had finally decided to be brave. And now I'm sooo tempted to reach for the phone and cancel..

what is BFP?

Right am on CD20 today. Just had blood test down the hospital to check hormone levels and see if clomid done anything.

BDing daily still.. bd10 last night. Am knackered. Think this weekend might be the time as been achy/crampy. No idea tho if will be. Hate the not knowing. Wish I was regular and normal.

Have no idea when i should do a pg test either.

How is everyone lese going.

Also (sorry) but pmsl at the smear descriptions

'bd10 last night' ! Does that mean you did it ten times!!!!!! Very impressed!!!!

BFP is big fat positive on your pregnancy test.

not 10 time in one night.. 10 nights in row. Also ds is away for the weekend so dp and i have house to ourselves

I would love a BFP.

LOL at the smears (sorry - I know its not a laughing matter)...just one question for Kensgirl - which bit do you disguise ?

Fingers crossed for you Awen - have a lovely weekend . Well done you you too Bella.

I have been to the doctors today. Finally decided that I needed to go and discuss my hormone ishooos. I was worried she was going to tell me to come back in a few months as its 'only' been about 8 months since the m/c but she was lovely. She has referred me for day 2 and day 21 blood tests and an ultrascan to check whether i am ovulating/PCOS. I am sooooo relieved.

Hope everyone has a lovely weekend too - and enjoys the sunshine if you have it cos I don't think its going to last

five down nine to go.

daisyboohoo - did you go for your smear!?!?!? or did you chicken out?

wheelybug - so good to hear that the doc was sympathetic to you.

Ready - how could you say something like that to me.....!!!

Have a ;ovely weekend everyone! my hb is away so i feeel a girly weekend comimg on, lots of bubbly baths,godbok, and obviously SHOPPING!!

Wheelybug - I thought of lots of disguises but decided on a false beard! although it is very versatile I must say, and can be trimmed into many different shapes.....

Oops! sorry, meant good book and lovely weekend, hope noone can tell I've had a glassss of wine or 3 .. (hicc)

snort.. at false beard... I won't ask where you're going to wear that

I've lost the bet! I had a hideous headache last night (felt really nauseous, seriously thought for a moment - could I be pregnant? Then reminded myself that it is highly unlikely that I have even ovulated yet!!!). Anyway, made up for it this morning, so six down, seven to go!

CD 21 today

bella - still good going

11 done. We decided we'll have night off on Monday as dp out for the evening and give him a rest (i am knackered... made mistake of going to gym on Thursday for 2 hours then I had a two hour quick walk yesterday.. My legs hurt!)

Wheely - really pleased you are being taken seriously. It makes such a difference just to know where you stand. I felt such releif when they finally said that they will help us. Of course now I worry that the medication might not have worked and that I will need it increased and that it still might not etc etc etc... I worry alot

p.s.

DP just read this LOL!! He just said.. 'So how do I compare to the other partners!" pmsl.. I obviously said "fantascially darling" bless him. His heart is deff in the right place. HE is so enthusiastic too that i cant stop grinning.

CD 8 here i think. How is everyone else doing ?? I sort of forgotten about ttc for some reason, i was trying not to get to hung up on it, as i was getting abit obsessive last month and convinced myself i was pg, when i wasn't.

at awen's dp - bless them, they do worry about performance issues don't they! I also laughed at wheelybug when she asked which bits kensgirl disguised as I had to refrain from instantly asking her just that. I thought it might shock some of the less crude mners on here

plummymummy and wheely bug - glad you have my sense of humour! life can't be all serious can it? Hope I didn't offend anyone though

You'd be hard pushed to offend me love

plummymummy - are you calling me crude

Hello April hope you're all doing good

Who is next to OV, test, 2ww

It's going to be a cold March week next week, who is going to use the snuggle up factor the best?