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Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones, the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?
StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/02/2016 17:39
That's why I stopped checking my cm jem I didn't have a clue what was him and what was me!
Id like to keep my fx but sort boobs the week before plus being weepy plus a few spots are bang on for af. I get a week of pms shit, then a few days of on/off cramps, then af is later than usual by two days, then I come on with a vengeance! So if I start preparing myself now, ill be ok, and by the time af arrives, ill be ready for cycle 3.
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for you too planeteer what a week eh!
Ikwym first whenever I've had ewcm (not recently) I haven't had to "check" 
Fuck, I am an emotional mess today! I've cried twice and Dh keeps asking if I'm annoyed at him, poor sod! I'm actually not in any way annoyed at him, I'm annoyed at my boobs, I've just had to explain why to him as he didn't get it at first. I'm really going to have to get a grip on myself today! 
Thanks feef & stark
I'm a bit better now. Went and power walked through the village today whilst I was picking up a few bits from the pharmacy and butchers (treated myself to a choc brownie from this amazing little tea shop we have, best cakes and sandwiches ever). The brownie probably won't actually help with the weight loss, but it cheered me up a bit anyway.
Looks like I'm going to have to go back to slimming world. Think it will have to be online though as I can't make any of the local groups anymore due to puppy obdience classes.
Seems like a lot of us are weepy today. 
to all.
Planet I had similar, a positive opk 4 days after a positive before. Not quite sure what was going on there! Maybe try a FRER just to check.
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