Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Sorry Bellini. Bloody tricksy pissy stick!! Hopefully the weekend might be better.
Kat your list wizardry is enormously pleasing!

Unintentionally sounded rather like Gollum in last post. Apologies!

See kat it could be a while! I reckon they'll get you in for a scan by next week though, given the unknown start date! It's imperitive that we keep this all above board and legal! Fake Internet money indeed!

Binary
32
TTC #1
Cycle #9
AF arrived today

on to next cycle.

Hi binary

Still no red flow. Did a test. Bfn. FGS I just want AF to turn up now!

Welcome binary onwards and upwards indeed!

I really need to turn off and restart my tablet. When it's been on a few days it starts talking gibberish, similar to me. The autocorrect is going crazy just choosing words out of a normal sentence to approximate into something else!

I could have sworn I put a smiley on that

Hi binary

That's more welcoming

Welcome binary I wonder if i could maybe call you 001 as there is a good chance i may shorten your name to bin which you may not like.

stark I'm good at making lists... but I'm not sure if this is going to get complex if i have to start sorting out the date. If choc could get her date ASAP for the dating scan then we can do a sweepstake for that date? or someone you can help me to change everyone's dates to the correct time. or maybe we will all have to win. haha

Yay choc we all new you weren't batty, you are definitely baking a wee chocolate muffin!!!! 🎉💐🎉💐🎉

Cd5 here. Bored. Probably going to treat myself to decent opk sticks this cycle. The cheap ones annoy me greatly and don't seem to work.

Welcome binary. FX that this cycle is the lucky one.

So long as everyone has picked their dates today (26 Jan), can we not just work backwards when choc has her scan to work out what she would have been today? Might be easier than trying to keep the list updated and we only have to do the maths once!

As soon as I know, you bunch of ladies will know too! promise!!

Sorry binary but I have to call you 001 too 😂❤

kath you have just nominated yourself to help me figure out who one when we get the date! right... bids in ladies!!

Can anyone recommend good opks please? I might try this cycle

kat I will help hinder as much as I can! I think going off he scan date is probably easier, although Im fully prepared to balsamic up the maths on the actual list. I suppose it's just adding really isn't it? I can do that! Or we all win!

Im slightly concerned that our greenhouse may end up in our conservatory. It's windy as arse out there!

Oh thank fuck , the relief of not having to do maths!

It's insanely windy here stark (somewhere around the middle of this country)... poor 3 yr old son just almost went Wizard of Oz on the way back from preschool with me 😂😂

Aww! Poor little minichoc! I suppose I'm NW. I'm having a chilled day today, I've got a funeral to help with tomorrow, Thursday and Friday. Tricky week!

Congratulations Choc!

So tempted to test, but i need to wait until Sunday!

Oh bless you stark we used to live down south until middle of last year!

I'm trying to get motivated as this week is deadline week for my magazine and we still have stuff to organiiiiiiiiise!

Impy I think the smiley face ones are meant to be good? Expensive though.

Please put me down for 7+4 if still going if not then the next one down!

I'm NE and it's blowing a hoolie here too.

I think it'll be simple enough to count backwards from the date of scan result and I'm very excited to find out.

Sorry to hear that Bellini! I hope that it was just a false neg

Kat, I'm more than happy to do some maths. Might as well finally put my accounting qualification to some use!

kat can I have bang on 8 please?

Wonderful listage.

Bellini - this month for our first ever try too. I found it impossible to not get my hopes up. AF is well and truly here now for me. Hope you have better luck.