Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Choooooooc!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyy!!! I'm so pleased for you! That's cheered me right up! (Ignore your dh, I can see a line on the second one 2).

So despite originally saying I was testing on the 29th, ff says AF is due either today or tomorrow (God knows where I pulled 29th from). Today is cd 30, last was 30, one before was 29. I am one big cramp, but still no bloody red flow (apologies for inappropriate pun). I don't know what happened to my body this month. I always spot screw says before AF, but I had 5 days of spotting 10 days before, and then on and off spotting since. So I think maybe it did implant and somethings gone wrong- why else would I have so much blood? I feel really nauseous this morning, but I think it's just AF related and the bitter taste of disappointment, cos I'm a drama llama

Ovia - pronounced B (or sometimes A ) but she list the right to civil niceties a long time ago

Yay choc! So pleased for you!!

Congrats Choc!!! You've totally made my morning

Pmsl at " ovary act" - love it Miley!

And in my post "screw says" should be "a few days" - ducking live autocorrect - bastardised

I've been on the bus just for the boring effect of my many symtoms evergreen I had bought a season ticket 😂😂... Which turned out I actually am upduffed... crazy!!

miley I distinctly remember you saying you'd bet your mortgage on me being pregnant... congratulations you get to keep your home 😂😂

Thanks impy holly and feefs ...!!

impy he was only playing, he wouldn't dare annoy me with how hormonal I am at the moment. His face when he saw it was amazing, he's been sure I am all along but he knows how important it was for me to know either way

Choc thank fuck for that!! We aren't crazy after all! You couldn't have been more pregnant if u tried! So pleased for you. Will immediately get you off those buses and you can go sit at the front of the grads. I bet you can't wait to go and tell that bloody doctor!! But whyyyy didn't it show up before? So strange. And IC are rubbish that just proves it. Part of me is thinking now that we are all actually pregnant we just used the wrong test

Yay! I caught up!

Choc congratulations!!! I can't wait to hear what the nurse has to say about it all! And when your scan will be!!

Miley Ive been pretty good with non testing early since cycle 1..Although I die randomly test last weekend...right before I got my peak opk..for no real reason except my last AF was quite short and I suddenly thought "that's iy

Argh!!! Wrote a message and lost it 😡

Choc congratulations!!! 🎊 I'll be interested in hearing what the midwife has to say! And when your scan will be!

I pronounce Ovia the A) way

Well I am phoning the midwife after the school run so I'll be back and report on what she says!!

No idea... I could be as far along as 9 weeks if we go by the first positive test. I've got my booking appointment on Thursday so I should get a scan within the next 3-4 weeks... suddenly my super ouchy rock hard ginormous (for me) boobs done seem so bad...

Thank you so much ladies, every single on of you didn't treat me like I'm insane and I appreciate it so much. Kinda restores your faith in humanity a little, that random strangers can pull together and support each other...

I'm emotional. Not that you can tell. cough

Got choc in her rightful place now! Well done choc!!
(And now my iPhone has learnt not to correct you to chic finally!)
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January:
Alibali123 - 17th ????
Drink 19th ????
^ we miss you guys where are you????
Irregular - 29th
Confused - 29th
Impy - 29th
Miley - 29th
Elle - 30th
Pyxie - 30th
Sea - 31st
Cthulhoo - 31st
Knightly - 30th
Lisathegreek - end jan
Holly - 30th
First -

February:
Miw - 1st
Harriet- 3rd feb
Feel - 3rd
Indi - 5th
evergreen -5th
co5mo - 6th
Littlebelle - 6th
Moggy - 6th
Kat - 7th
Kathrino - 7th
FXSkip - 8th
Ni - 9th
Snow - 14th
Twinkly - 15th
Pug - 16th
Zazzles - 20th
Sampy -
Lillian -
Laurenowls -
Twinky -
Lara -
Dubya -
Kwick - sitting on feb bus for the ride
Stark - 22nd? 27th?
Snow -
Jam -
Jem -
Zazzles -

graduates
Runner
Pinklilly
Bug
Bunch
DrWhy
ShelbTa
Lana
Bubba
Bubbles
Leonie
Laurenrl
Morwena
bellini woooohooooooooppppp
choc????

Oh it posted! Twice! Sorry!

Ovia says fertile week over, FF says I still have today. Temp isn't gone up above the coverline yet...so hard to identify actual ovulation date despite the opks! Think OH thinks it's some kind of witchcraft! He keeps asking if I've poas the last few days..but then I dont think he has a notion of what the poas result indicates! do any of us?!
We decided on a new flat to move to!! ☺ Finally!! Lovely big sunny garden wish I was on maternity this summer!

Kwick thanks for sharing!! That made me feel better Your magic potion sounds so cool. Do you then go to a clinic? Do you drink it? Curioser and curioser Americans have quality stuff.

Zazzles thanks for your comment reassuring . Sorry to hear about AF. But maybe cycle 3 will be a winner! I am still holding to Cycle2
Planeteer all Ovia gives me are recipes and false hopes.

Starky you are too funny. You and DH should have a comedy tv show

Lisa I would be inclined to option A) That being said, I never say her name out loud. I only type it here. I am pretty sure if you said her name three times in front of a mirror, she would take physical form. Don't do it.

OMG choc! That is it!!!!!!! I see it and I never see lines!!!!!!! Don't leave the bus though! Stay with Runner!

I don't know why my phone does funny bold test. And my sad face has disappeared from the emoticons, am I not allowed to be sad anymore?!!!!

Yay, choc, that's fantastic!

Congratulations choc!

Full AF flow in my corner still, roll on fw I'm ready to go again!

kwick I'm surprised so many women look for donors with characteristics like their own. You way makes a lot of sense. Fingers crossed for you the IVF will get you upduffed asap!

kat I'm due AF 19th Feb. Thanks so much! I love that time of day when the list comes out!

Choc perfectly timed for midwife appointment!!

Haha kat "we are all pregnant, we just used the wrong test"

Choc is upduffed!!!!!!!!!!!!

kat sorry gave you wrong date before, AF is due 23 Feb. Thanks for listing!

Yes I second that Ever, I find your route so interesting Kwick! Tell us more! Glad you're on here with us...I have a few friends going through different sorts of ivf/implantation and it's so headwrecking like all bloody ttc

So happy for you choc!!!! Congratulations

Ever ... I think kwick's Magic potion is full of little swimmers. I think drinking it would defeat the object. (Or have I completely got the wrong end of the stick with what kwick is going through? I have to admit knowing absolutely nothing about what people have to do/have done to them. Although maybe should start to look at it as I don't seem to be pregnant yet)

excuse me but twenty-five percent 25% TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT of us are now actually pregnant...
.... based on my slightly dubious mathematics.....

Thank you ladies! No fear evergreen I'm staying!

Just spoke to the midwife who is over the moon and said she knew it haha. Seeing her on Thursday when they'll get me booked in for a scan :) so surreal!