Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Those are damn good odds kat !!!

Ovia has decided I am in my luteal phase based on nothing!
Granted I am CD33 now, but I have not ovulated and I have entered a negative OPK onto the app every day since CD10. Maybe it just assumes I have missed it!

I will keep using it, but only to keep a record of OPKs and DTD dates.

She's confusing me too firstgo this morning she's decided to delete my fw altogether this month. Cowbag! Am about to order a job lot of opks. Time to try and take control of this bonkersness.

Loving those stats Kat. Will send you a list request when I have more useful dates than 'AF due sometime between now and the end of time'.

Congrats again choc!

Oh what fabulous news to wake up to Choc. I'm looking forward to hearing how far along you are and what your unsympathetic Dr has to say about it!

Now some thoughts now ladies if you don't mind ... So we were about to book a holiday last night until DH threw in the line 'but what if you are pregnant'. I'd be maximum 23 weeks (from 1st day of last period if I were pregnant this month) by the time we fly (to Europe not Outer Mongolia). Would you book? I'm thoroughly torn, I don't want to let being pregnant and having a little one stop us living our lives and a final holiday on our own would be really welcome but there's a little niggle in my brain that says what if something goes wrong? We could also still be ttc so not booking it would seem daft.

Yay choc!!! Amazing news!!! Definitely up duffed from those tests!!

co5mo we're booked for zante in June and am definitely hoping I'm pregnant by then! I say go for it 26 weeks is fine. Only downside is no holiday sex on the beach. The cocktail obviously. As you will be sick of sex by then.

I think at 23 weeks you'd be okay cosmo? Plus like you say it's not like you are going far. Where are you going by the way? /nosy

Evergreen the idea of OVIA in physical form is slightly terrifying! I feel like she would stand outside the toilet/bedroom door shouting instructions.

Italy, Amalfi Coast area. It looks soooo beautiful and not too beachy sex on the beach is my worst nightmare

I think you'll be fine co5mo. We're going away for 6 weeks in April/May when I will be somewhere between 0 and 12 weeks pregnant, hopefully the latter! I agree that you can't put your life on hold thinking 'what if' all the time.

Woo hoo Choc, that is amazing news! It's so frustrating that you've had this limbo time but that's a very clear line to me - you are so upduffed!!

Cos, I would book the holiday. Hopefully you will be pregnant and it can be your last relaxing holiday before baby arrives! We are going on holiday in June, a 4.5 hour flight away. It was booked before I got pregnant but with us fully aware that I could be pregnant by the time we go. I got pregnant quicker than we expected, so I will be 26 weeks when we go I think and just over 27 weeks when we come back. Doctor said it was fine. Some airlines require you to have a letter from your doctor if you are travelling over 28 weeks, just to confirm due date etc.

Co5mo ds1 was due start of October, I spent the whole of August in France, so 30-35 weeks. Make sure you take your notes and have good insurance and your e111. I had no issues at all :) you'll be within th flying limit (we drove, so that was one less worry).

cosmo we went there for our honeymoon! Capri, Positano, Priaino and Ravello. It was heaven on earth. Perfect place for pregnancy relaxation - fingers crossed for you that it will be.

choc I fucking knew it! I told you! I saw the line yesterday! I knew! Woohoooooo! Mate! Congratulations! right so time to out your money where your mouth is ladies! Just HOW pregnant is choc I'm taking bets! I'm saying 7+5 !

Congratulations Choco!!! Yay!
Knew it! You must be so relieved! Will you do the victory dance like in your dream? 😊 😊😊

Co5mo that sounds lovely! I would love to go to the Amalfi coast.

Evergreen hope you're feeling better now. Fx for your tests though think they will all be fine . I am still chuckling to myself about looking in the mirror and saying Ovia 3x 😊 I say Ovia as in ovary.

Thanks Kat for the list

I'll go with 8+1 then Starky!

Sorry about AF Zazzles

First are you temping as well as OPKs? Sounds so annoying!

Nothing going on here, cd 26 (of 28-33 so far since stopping pill), no symptoms of any kind other than some killer farts

Can I join you on the bus?

This is my second cycle, probably 4dpo now. I am hoping to remain moderately sane and not have the range of imaginary symptoms and mad early testing that I went in for last time. I'm having donor IUI because, as I told the nice lady that did my HSG when she asked how long I had been trying, despite our best efforts my wife has not yet managed to get me pregnant. Can't think why....

There is much victory dancing going on!

Lol @ bets over how far gone I am stark

If it helps...first positive test I got was 27th December... then alllllll negative... until yesterday/today. No bleeding in between either!!

Welcome eud ... hahaha love your response to the lady! Hope you get lucky soon!

stark is the lady in charge of telling people when to pee on a stick so she'll attempt to keep you in line!

We are a VERY lucky thread!!

Yep, I'm saying 7+5 as of today. 🍼🐝🌹

Welcome new thread enjoyers! I just locked the dog out by accident! I am already a terrible mother! He was out there at least 10 minutes, but only howling pitifully for about 2 minutes before I realised it was him! It's windy and rainy! I'm so glad he started howling! I wouldn't have known otherwise! My poor little Nacho! 🐶

eudae LOL! Love it. And welcome.

I'm saying 8+4 for choc.

Blood test, attempt no. 3, this time (hopefully) at the right cycle day. Although if my hcg level was already 9.8 a week ago, surely that's a good sign, right?

eudeamonia love your response! Welcome to our group.

I'm gonna go 8+6 for choc

Also told DH last night I was feeling disappointed as fairly convinced not pregnant and he said not to worry as we aren't "trying" yet! despite me being off the pill and Him agreeing to DTD more during fertile week? I don't really know now what he thinks "trying" entails!!!

Welcome Eudaemonia! It's nice to have another one in our relaxed (ha!) cycle 2 gang...

I've been having mild AF cramps last night and this morning but I'm only CD 20. The earliest that AF has ever appeared is CD 27 so if it appears today, I'll be mightily pissed off. And a little worried.

And I'm going 8+2 for choc if nobody else has claimed it!