Ttc#1 Thread 6. Flying through threads! The bus is going 100 mph and only stopping to drop off at the grads thread! Symptom spotting & TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 6! Wowzers! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

But on the whole, we're a good bunch, especially bunch who is literally, a bunch. bunch

Total sense

Ha h evergreen if only! Baby bombs are the worst starky. And yes I also have a full ramekin for peeing in!

Dino checking in.
I've nc'd since the original threads which I can't keep up with!!!
Ttc #1 in that casual "we're just not using protection" way. After clicking on the cervical mucus link on an old thread I'm good for now thanks! We're not in a rush and so just shagging for fun!

Dino
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ttc#1
Cycle #2

Omg. Checking in for first time since 7am. This will take a while.

kat snap...checking in since Saturday - too much to read 😫 Can someone summarise?! 😆

9dpo tomorrow - think I might waste use my one lonely frer

zazzles don't do it! Save it till 13 dpo at least!

Summary : opk, farting, mild annoyance, fucking hormones, cervical mucus, cake, wine, symptoms.

Here is a monster post.....

miley can you really do it too much during fertile week?? Don't tell me that!!

Re: 20% chance of Pg ... We now have a list. Surely we can figure out our uptake rate??

Re: alcohol... I get the whole no alcohol on 2ww... But what are we reckoning about AF-ov? Should we be not drinking then too?? :o

Re: labour. Almost worth not bothering with the whole thing. Also really don't want a fucked up body/foo. I know people say "it's all worth it as soon as you set eyes on your baby"... Which I'm sure is true. But my body will be ruined. :'( I think people say that is selfish. Maybe it is??? I probably shouldn't admit this concerns me

evergreen you love the bold

Omg... I'm only at 6pm messages.... I think my battery is going to go. I think the mums net app drains my batt anyone else notice this?

What's a baby bomb?

And here is the list. I need my phone charger.

January:
Choc - who knows...!!!
Stark - ?? Maybe feb bus
Alibali123 - 17th
Kwik- 18th
Drink 19th ?? Are you over on feb now I forgot ?
Canters - 19th
Leonie- 20th
Jam - 20th
Snow - 21st
Lara - 23rd
Dubya - 23rd
Twink - 25th
Lauren - 26th
Zazzles - 26th
Bug - 28th
Laurenowls -28th
Bellini - 28th
Irregular - 29th
Confused - 29th
Impy - 29th
Miley - 29th
Elle - 30th
Pyxie - 30th
Sea - 31st
Cthulhoo - 31st
Knightly - 30th
Lisathegreek - end jan
Holly - 30th
First -

February:
Harriet- 3rd feb
Feel - 3rd
Indi - 5th
evergreen -5th
co5mo - 6th
Littlebelle - 6th
Kat - 7th
Kathrino - 7th
FXSkip - 8th
Ni - 9th
Sampy -
Lillian -
Pug -

Oh the glamour of TTC...Lying in bed trying to work out if I can feel ovulation pains (which would be good if a little bit early) or if it's wishful thinking and I just need a poo.

Been soo busy today so just caught up in todays posts... well spotting uas remained but boobs are still sensitive and slightly sore so wtf body?? Gonna try and get a drs appointment tomorrow and i've uad spotting /light bleeding now for over a week

I'm going to look like a sack of spuds, and my skin will be shot. I'm already trying to increase elasticity, but I get stretch marks sooo easily. I aim to get back into weights and swimming post birth, but I'm not looking forward to the shit storm my body will be!

kath Id work by the reasoning of if in doubt, poo it out!

Ok so it's looking like I ovulated yesterday...
1dpo - 2ww for me now - I really do want to wait as long as I can to test... Let's hope I can have your willpower Stark!!!

11dpo. I confess, I tested. Nothing yet but still early. Still got tender boobs but today coupled by a banging headache and a very queasy stomach. Feel like I'm very hungover. What was in my squash last night?? AF is due this weekend, Ovia says to test tomorrow. What are the chances of tomorrow being positive? Seems a long slog til Saturday!

Ladies do not panic! I have no stretch marks, no saggy boobs, no saggy stomach... foof had a cut both times: it doesn't resemble a badly packed kebab - if anything it 'tightened' Everything up more than it even was before 😂😂

jamjar I posted yesterday with an article explaining HCG in our systems, should be on the page before this one I think :) I thought it was mega helpful!

Successfully resisted the urge to test this morning after 3 days of BFNs! AF due tomorrow and feel like she's on her way so pencil me in for February. No more testing until AF late - and I feel like she'll be bang on time now

Choc thanks for the encouraging message!! I guess depends on the person, I get stretch marks if I holed my wee for too long

I think there is nothing wrong with worrying about your body and looks. After all, we live in a society that dictates women must be beautiful FFS we can't be everything!!

I just came back from the doc. Mortified. I thought we were just having a chat but instead she to begin with took some of my wee I was like errrr I need that for POAS later and then she said she had to look up my foof
Well, had I known this I would have shaved my legs and tidied the shop. Defo NOT for anyone looking there.
I feel terrible, poor doctor!!

I went because sometimes and some positions it really hurts dtd, but I had gotten used to it. Now I started to worry. She took swabs and all and said to call on Monday. If results are negative (no infection) she said we need to have a phone consultation and maybe then do a scan

Hold my wee not holed

I definitely worry about my body changing, becuase I'm quite young I worry it won't ever be the same, but then on the other hand I hope I'll be able to get it back quite quickly. Sounds very self obsessed but it does worry me. Especially labour seriously considering c section before I'm even PG!

Morning all!

Oh evergreen that's just afar you need! I hope that all turns out to be okay! I had a friend who had pain sometimes in some positions, it just turned out to be one of those things. Do you use lube? She found that using that as standard (sperm friendly for you though!) really helped.

Did you say you're FW now? Good luck!

I think I'm giving up this month. I'm still spotting, although it's more like light bleeding. That makes 3 days. AF isn't due for at least a week, I have never had this before, but I figure the surgery and drugs have just messed something up I do spot before AF, but like 3 days before, not 10! I guess I'll see what happens but really not hopeful now.

Also I read yesterday that a general anaesthetic can delay AF, so even if I'm late it could just be that. Which is going to be so frustrating!

Once my leg is healed I'm starting swimming. I'd lost all my baby weight post ds2, but with my injury I just piled on weight. I want to lose as much as possible so I'm not a bloody whale when I give birth! I'm okay for stretch marks, but lack of elasticity does mean things are a bit saggy. Not drastic, but still...

I ordered eBay cheapies and clearblue digitals yesterday (my autocorrect just put digitalis - because it thinks I'm going to poison someone??). I am terrible for poas, even when I've declared I'm out lol!

Thanks Imp
Yes I use it, I am all about preseed and the other brand I cant remember
The pain is deeper, so I dont know. It might just be his penis is too big lol joking, but I am tell this one to DP for his ego

I guess now it will be sorted rather than not asking about it. I shall wait until Monday for results

Imp sorry about the spotting and confusion, I dont even know what spotting looks like, so I cant help

Good morning ladies. So being the impatient kind of person I am I tested again this morning (10dpo) and think I have a second line. Eeeeee!!

definitely a line! Congrats!!!

Evergreen if it's deeper could he be hitting your cervix? Especially if it's sometimes, as it moves around. (That'd be great for his ego lol)

Looks like a second line to me! Congratulations bug! Did you have any symptoms?