TCOYF Software Spotters!!!

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Pefect for us spotters and knicker watchers!!!!!

Good idea Natty.

Here's my sad little chart for this month!!!!

PMSL Coggy! {grin] COMPLETE waste of space today (and just had my sandwich - maybe I have a tapeworm!)

this

OMG! What am I like today!? even!!!!!!

Coggy.
Total concentration 37.00 m/ml normal, 20+ m/ml
Motile concentration 11.47 m/ml, normal 10+ m/ml
active concentration 6.48 m/ml, normal 5+ m/ml
volume 2.2ml, normal 3ml
PH 8.2, normal 7.2-8.0

LOL!!!!
I often think I must have a whole family of tapeworms!!!!!!

Interesting website....just had a skim through some of it!

That's all good then Babymad........he's well above normal for the movement and concentration of sperm and just a tiny bit lower on the amount that came out but that shouldn't matter one bit as all the others are such good results....it's the quality not the quantity that counts....hurrah for super-sperm-man!!!!

My DH is going to kill me, his swimmers for the world internet to see!

OH well
Who said having children is dignified

PMSL!!!!!!!!
I'm sure he wont mind being called 'Super-sperm-man'!!!!????!!

Yesterday he came home from work early and we picked our boys up together from school and all my firends asked how his results went but my very good firend didn't ask in a ssshhhh way she shouted "how did your spunk test go dave" all the mums looked around! I was laughing my head off!

Shame!!!!!!!
Poor chap!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!

No! my DH would DIE!! My DH would be mortified if he knew we discussed BD on here let alone my intimate details about them and "their boys" but it is all a great education so I am glad that we do.

He knows most of things I talk about on here, but he asked yesterday if I had put his rsults on Mumsnet I told him no I just let you know that they were normal he said "thank god", but now I have put them on here! OH! DH soz!

Natty and MrsMcJur do normally get cramps from OV-to-AF?

I've had alot of cramps or the cramp feeling in the later half of my cycle but i dont normally!

HI everyone,

I've not been on here for a couple of days and I now I can't see everyone's charts today typical.

babymad - glad DH's tests went ok PMSL that I know more about your DH's swimmers than my own DH's!!!!!!

I feel like I am on a permanent 2ww watching everyones cycles spend my time wondering are they aren't they- Babymad, MrsMc ??? It seems like ages away for me now I've got a 2ww till ov then another 2ww !!!!!!

It's the waitting thing i hate the most! Glad to here from you, how are you Stretchmarks?

Seem to have had more cramps this month babymad, but not like AF, well kind of iykwim.

On and off and a bit like stitch at times more at the sides as well, weird.

Also have back ache today think i had this last month as well. so not feeling that hopefull at the moment, but you never know.

Hi Stretch how's it going? I know it is a pain not being able to see our charts today.

I've bebn having backache few a few days now
My cramps have been like AF cramps but on and off and very mild! I've had them CD15-17-20-27-29 fingers crossed! fingers crossed for us all!

The charts are back!

Babymad - you've been testing haven't you!!??

Natty - you feeling any better today? You must be pleased with the look of your temps. I had back ache a couple of days ago for the first time too and had to stop walking this morning cos I got a stitch like pain. Don't recall having so many different types of pains between OV and AF in past cycles but who knows!!

Stretchmarks - AF must be nearly over for you!! and you too 3cats.

Coggy - I hope that effort both in terms of exercise and red wine are going on your chart!

no why little me why would i do such a thing

okay okay you've got me, but it was with a cheap one, it was neg! But still hopefull as no AF!

Mrs - i know i find it so hard to remember what i felt last month think our bodies do it on purpose. Looks like we all feel the same, off to chart spot, nipples have just started to tingle. Is that a preg sympton or men sat in my office. LOL x

natty step away from the men

he he he

Looking good babymad and Mrs. Fingers crossed

Babymad - can you still have you x ray thing is AF arrives and you are still on your period???

Natty - or it could be down to the fact it's Bl**dy freezing!! I couldn't work out yesterday if my sore nipples were due to internal or external factors.

I have been studying my chart again and remembered that I woke at 4.15am yesterday needing a pee sorry - anyway, took my temp before I got up & it was 36.4 then went back to bed and as I did not wake up again until 7.30, I took it again and got 36.8. So maybe yesterday's was wrong. I did put the later time into the software but it ignored it. Who knows!? I'll see what tomorrow brings.

The wierd sicky feeling I keep getting almost stops half way to my mouth and turns round again, I can't really explain but I am getting it at the mo.

No mine is def internal, sort of achey sore feeling/heavyness going on this afternoon. Sure it means AF is on her way but we can live in hope.

I tell ya the way i am going i am going to be so gutted when AF does arrive think i will have a few feel sorry for myself tears that day.

Oh well nearly home time......what can i do for the next 20 mins??

Weird how software did not adjust you temp have you got it set up to do so?

Hi guys I've ordered a Clearblue Fertility monitor. Does anyone have any hints and tips on using it if they have one or is it relatively straight forward.

I'm off to do set-up my Ovusoft chart, here's hoping my boss doesn't come over

Natty They can't do anything if I'm on AF thats why if AF is coming i wish it would just get on with it! My body better not be playing tricks on me, because if it is i will be crying along time at this rate!
MrsMcJur one min i feel dead hungy than the next min feel sicky!

Good luck Ladies