Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2179455-Break-the-bed-marvel-at-the-ghost-sperm-ignore-the-fuss-about-avatar-pandas-and-whatever-you-do-dont-eat-the-jizz-Its-Just-Shagging-Part-28?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2186417-Just-Shagging-12th-Thread-for-graduated-viroids?pg=31" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Gosh, Fred almost full! Chat, i think the job is yours lovely!

:o Time to fill the fred!!

Last time it was cats and ian mcshane that filled the fred. What should we do this time???

Ooh, can I?! Exciting! It'll be up this evening, spam away :)

No further pissing, can't run the risk the line has gone!

La sent me a message yesterday but not had a reply as yet. Hope she's ok.

chat will you let us know if you hear from la not details, just i know she wasn't doing too good. hope she's ok :-/

i've just been back and seen what you filled the last fred up with! pussy's and ian mcshane! love it!! am trying to think of something to spam.....

I seem to remember la posting that she was going away with work???

Chat you'll be fine xx :)

Cant believe we need a new Fred already!!!! Gossipy bunch!

Kitties had the snip this morning :( back home now and you wouldn't know they'd had anything done!!! Bless them.

just seen this and thought of, well most of us!

My kitty need to be done I keep forgetting lol.

Anyone ever used a moon cup??

I've not, but I should. Hopefully not for some time though!

i've just googled what they were, i will be interested if anyones used them, i'm intrigued and could be tempted....

Kh that is SOOOO me!! LOL

I'd never heard of them but might give them a go with my new found AF "9"

My friend used moon cups at line point. Said you could feel them ping open inside you. Sounds icky. Plus I don't like the idea. I bleed too much and its messy enough as it is!

Every time someone gets a bfp I imagine Len Goodman holding up a little sign that says "BFP" and saying "preg-naaaant!" (In the "seven" voice.) I might Photoshop it now.

just wanted to drop in and wave :) hope everyone is capeing as much as possible and flying the disco pant flares....
Feel bad i neglected to drop my Shagging stats in after I got my bfp... I've deleted the app i recorded it on, but can say that we dtd every day in the 5 days before icing, and all during. I'm 99.9% sure I caught on a saturday morning when we dtdt, cushion under bum, finale with a buzzy toy. (if this is any help to anyone!). In total we had been trying to ttc since Feb, plus I was absurdly irregular with long stupid cycles from quitting cerazette, so all in took us 7 months to get where we are... (And it was the month we were going to stop ttc and just plan our wedding, so i don't know if the not-over-thinking helped at all. I am 6+5 at the moment.....(and addicted to bovril... don't ask...!)

xxx

Hi tee! Thanks for the stats.

Bovril. Yuck! Marmite is the way forward!

Noooo. it's all about bovril on toast. I cannot get enough of salty things at the moment. Mr Tee has exhausted the corner shop's supply of pork scratchings (Which I would never usually touch)....

Ok ladies, here's he is!

Hahaha Tee! Try marmite AND peanut butter, on the same slice. Salty heaven.

Hi tee :)

So challenge to fill Fred with pics of Len goodman??

Afternoon viroids, weeing ninja checking in

chat congratulations! So pleased for you.

honey love the photoshop handiwork!

Mooncup intrigues me...am slightly offended looking them up that being over 30 means my pelvic floor has 'lost tone' though?! Bit gross but how do you know how much it holds compared to a fanjo plug?? How much does a super plus bad boy hold anyway?!

Anywho glad the witch has finally returned jelly

Hi sleeping

What's going in the new thread? Pissing on Farage?!

I couldn't possibly say...!

But the link is here should you want to find out for yourselves

I use a mooncup! Love it. Takes a bit of getting used to, but cant feel it once in unlike tampons or pads.

Ooh new Fred already?! Feel like this one has barely got going, though it's been quite eventful what with a proposal, returning af, bfp, pissing in a thermos, and soothinwanks!

By the way her is a pic of the blackened pots!

Or here?

How many bfps of this Fred? Can't find them all but I know we've had a few?? Tee, melody?, fresh, chat. I'm sure there were more, no?

Honestly, I'm not sure. I feel bad!

This feels like a fast Fred :)