Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2179455-Break-the-bed-marvel-at-the-ghost-sperm-ignore-the-fuss-about-avatar-pandas-and-whatever-you-do-dont-eat-the-jizz-Its-Just-Shagging-Part-28?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2186417-Just-Shagging-12th-Thread-for-graduated-viroids?pg=31" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

bothersome chat laugh away! I was dying laughing when he told me

He has now burnt the mash for our tea, however, and is now feeling slightly grumpy!

Unfortunately a morning quickie is out of the question as I'm out of the door by half 5 :/ DP usually still asleep but even if he was awake I'm barely conscious never mind feeling sexy!
Ah well, we will practise at the weekend and get back in the game next month!

Woo hoop congrats Chat
Bugger about the witch Lil
Congrats Jelli too

Pmsl Kate at the black pots

Kate the "soothing wank" is fecking hilarious! Just the sort of thing my DH does actually. Lol

Lil so sorry the witch got you. The bathing suit meltdown is perfectly rational behaviour in such circumstances. for you.

Kate,

Sorry for the bad times wiggly, kh, lil and la hugs :(

Spooky goings on over our way - 2 incidences of ghost jizz in 2 days!! Woohhooo :)

Chat - stats please.....

Viroids!! TMI alert!

DF (I love saying that) and I DTD last night (as expected). Been fine all day. Then just now I went to the loo and when I wiped on the tissue was a reddish jelly like substance. I wiped again and there was more and more.

I might regret saying this but...I THINK AF HAS SHOWED HER MOTHER FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If so this is officially the best week of my life!

Freaking awesome Jelly! Now you can start JSing in earnest

Um...It's been some time but WTFAF left the building on CD 8, so we DTD EOD until about D27 or so, then pissed on sticks until one finally lit up a tiny bit! This would be CD37 or something so it's about bloody time!

Kate that cheered me right up! lmfao!

thanks for the hugs and wine guys. love having you guys to vent to.

jellys got jelly! just a thought though. if it doesn't turn into AF don't be disheartened. if its jelly like could it be ewcm and the blood ov bleeding? just a thought for you to hold on to. you can have my AF if you want. lol

kate I am crying with laughter.

chat I am soooo impressed by your ETE JSIng commitment. Sending you the biggest load of sticky bean vibes ever.

jelly remind me...is AF coming a good thing because you don't normally have periods?

Yes wiggly it's a very good thing. First one in 5 years if it is AF! Fingers crossed (feels like it might be!!)

And lil never heard of ov bleed but that's good if it's that too!!

Trying to make a convection heater with pots and candles???

Jelly! Its your week isn't it?! Great!

My temperature has plunged today so it is almost go time! Perhaps have a quicky tonight or tomorrow morning. No ewcm yet though.

Yes mountain apparently he saw it on youtube... Crazy man :) glad you all find it as funny as I did! I mean, it's no piss in a thermos, but...

Fx jelly !

delurks

Just wanted to send and to La & lil - I've always got a little something crossed for BFPs for you viroids. You're totally allowed to vent whenever you need to!

Massive congrats Chat - so pleased for you! Dat is a very nice line indeed!

Morning viroids.

No more blood today :( think the witch was just teasing me

Fecking iPhone.

I was going to say - could however be the start of something so I'll stay optimistic!!

Wow, so much good news! Congrats Jelly when's the wedding going to be?
Huge congratulations to Chat I'm really happy for you! Brilliant bfp pee stick! gx for a lovely sticky bean.

Wine and hugs for those the witch has got. And extra hugs for anyone who may need one today, you're all amazing inspirational people.

I've lost track of my cycle (yes, again!) My app says 5 days to poas day, but I'm not sure I believe it, I'm going to hold out till Saturday (which will be cd28, the usual AF due day, but only 11dpo). Anyone else joining me in peeing on stuff (not thermos flasks) soon?

thanks ness
how you feeling today la
jelly I hope she shows for you so you know what's going on! fx it was ov or at least something. either ways its got to be a good sign that things are happening! have you booked in to chat to gp again?

I suppose I should get out of bed! if I wasn't so hungry I may have decided to just stay here!

Thanks RM, no idea when the wedding is at the moment. We aren't sure if we want a big silver service type wedding (in which case we will need to save for a few years) or a smaller type wedding which could be as early as next year :)

Lil, I've not booked an app yet. But this morning there was no show of her, and now I've just been to the loo in work and it's back again but much thicker (sorry) and clotty. So I reckon it's happening!

Though terrible timing, DF wants to jump me and I can't! :p

Hello :) is this a private party or can anyone join in?

anyone mental enough is welcome to join Sleeping :)

Hi Sleeping, everyone's welcome at this party - but there's only every couple of weeks or so, and only for some of us . Tell us your stats!

Jelly I'm really pleased she's back, some whiff of normality is always good!

Hi sleeping welcome to the mad house!

Go go jelly I think your planets must be aligned this week :)

chat did you poas again today? i'd be obsessing about getting lovely lines if I were in your shoes!! ;)

Hope everyone else is well? Temp spike today so by all accounts I did ice!!! Woo Hoo!! I is almost normal at the mo!!! :)

Hi Sleeping, welcome!

Yay Jelly so pleased the witch has come again! Poor DF... Toss him off quickly to shut him up satisfy him.

Where is La?