Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2179455-Break-the-bed-marvel-at-the-ghost-sperm-ignore-the-fuss-about-avatar-pandas-and-whatever-you-do-dont-eat-the-jizz-Its-Just-Shagging-Part-28?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2186417-Just-Shagging-12th-Thread-for-graduated-viroids?pg=31" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Send some this way La!

Yeah, share la!

Evening viroids. Just checking in on my last night of being in Spain :( I don't want to go home!!! Also got the dreaded painful boobs today. Had them last month too, tho last month I thought they were a pg sign, now I'm thinking an AF sign?

Happy Sunday viroids!! bother cunts, end of!
jelly I get sore boobs through entire luteal phase these days, might be a sign you ovulated???
la I'll swap you a brownie for a slice of nigellas damp choc loaf cake?
Tmi alert: great blob of ewcm with brown bits in!!! Wtf??? Opk invalid this morning and I didn't do another. Bah!! Cape at the ready, opks just don't help me it seems, oh well will dtd for a few days and cross my gingers

Bother i agree with Tink! So sorry!

Tink I love her chocolate loaf cake!

Film tonight is Peter Pan. Also, whilst decorating today, it occurred to me that ewcm and wallpaper paste of a certain consistency are identical.

Oh, what a thought honey! Did you share with anyone in the house? Great conversation starter! Haha.

You all made me hungry.

Oh Bother, that's so rude! My daughter knows how to behave in restaurants (and Carluccio's is one of her favourites) - if I want more wine, she gets ice cream!

Honey. That's...fascinating!

Might look into the reflexology if this is a recurring thing, La. Some brown watery brown discharge today. Nice. Get off the fucking fence!

Ha ha ha no i didn't share that insight!

Chat! How annoying!

Did you get spotting before MC chat? I didn't but seem to have since. Pretty annoying! Could it be that?

Nope, never had anything. Mine is/was the original ERTD - more often than I care to remember I would get up in the night, go to the bathroom and come around sometime later then she'd arrive. I'm blaming the mcs at the moment, in lieu of anything else rational to pin it on.

Honey, probably wise

kate dh has been nagging me for years to watch it, so decided to start when I went on maternity leave, ds is almost 9 weeks. I am half way through season 5 :)

Morning Viroids.

PONF this morning & BFN. Am annoyed because I was convinced it'd be BFP & because i webt to a party on Sat, could have had lots of lovely drink & didn't. Hormones must be a bit fuct after two mcs. AF due tomorrow & I'd like her to hurry up so I can get JSing. Blood tests this morning to check hormone levels.

Hope your rainy Mondays are good ladies.

Morning viroids. Bizarrely I had brown EWCM last week. I have no idea why either

Oh and Wiggly it's not over til the witch pulls up, fx for you

Morning viroids

Brown mucus can be spotting/ib depending on timing.

Hope bloods go ok this morning wiggly

Bit of a downer this not in for silly reason - thought I'd iced and got excited because I desperately want to conceive again, but temp has gone back down so I don't think I did. I had temp spike after ewcm. But it I'd very early in cycle and bit odd so I should've known better than to get excited,

Been getting cape on eod to keep our chances good.

chat see what you think - perhaps look into reflexology idea. Hope you get answer soon. I had 39 day cycle once :(

honey yes! Exactly like wallpaper paste!

Typos - hope you can still understand my post

bother your Carluccios experience sounds horrid. People are thoughtless. Massive hugs.

I'm not sure if sore boobs are a sign of icing or AF. Oh well I'm gonna see DP for the first time in 5 days so gonna dust off that cape!

Can be both jelly have fun donning your cape!

Morning all,

Thanks all for the hugs and support over pasta-gate. Think we're all a bit out of sorts on here at the moment, what with random symptoms, wayward AF and too many BFNs. The shitty weather isn't helping much either...sending loads of positive vibes to you all and hoping for a better week all round.

xxx

cookie it's great isn't it! Season 7 is amazing so far :)

honey eew! But also thank you, I now understand what ewcm is!

Had much fun cape donning yesterday, now back at work so will only see DP tues, then fri, sat, sun :( I hate working away at the best of times but it seems extra stressful now - worrying it will be harder to conceive I I'm not home on theright days!

Hi all, kate swimmers can live for up to five days I think, so I'm sure you'll be fine.
Maybe triphasic la?? I've heard that women can be at their most fertile after mc so try and keep the faith if you can. X
Good luck wiggly and sorry for bfn x

Anyone with digi cbopk experience? Used 4 days = empty circles. Yesterday = invalid, today peak (solid smiley). Is there not supposed to be more of a build up of flashing smilies, except for yesterday when I'm assuming I would have got one, ive had no high days. Just a peak??? Or do the high days come after the peak?
Will keep shagging anyway but dh couldn't finish last night as he was too pissed . Hope we haven't missed it.
Also, does that peak mean today is ov day or tomorrow??

Kate I love it :) I don't want to rush through it though cause I hate waiting for the next season, even though season 7 ia just starting!

la fx you get your sticky bfp!

Lol at DH being too drunk to finish tink. The only time DP has refused sex has been been he was really drunk lol!

bother that sounds horrible at carluccio. I don't understand how people can't control their children!!