Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2179455-Break-the-bed-marvel-at-the-ghost-sperm-ignore-the-fuss-about-avatar-pandas-and-whatever-you-do-dont-eat-the-jizz-Its-Just-Shagging-Part-28?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2186417-Just-Shagging-12th-Thread-for-graduated-viroids?pg=31" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Enjoy Monty la would love to see him.

Go chat - does the unicorn thing mean you're testing tomorrow?

Agree with wiggly almost word for word on the grub advice honey!
Bbc Good Food site has some great low fat & cal soups that feeeze well & yummy too. I like Moroccan chickpea & red lentil, chilli & chickpea. DH even eats them too so that means they must be tasty!

Also bang on with the granola advice - some have I around 20g of suffer per 100g!! So baking your own oats with some vanilla & adding in seeds & toasted nuts is a good idea. Stores well for several months too & tasty with berries & Greek yoghurt .

overnight oats are a nice alternative if you don't want hot oats, I have cheese omelette and a yoghurt for lunch, or poached egg on toast. I used to have soup alot when I went out to work but not so much since wfh. will probably be making some as it gets colder though. good way to use up leftover veg too. just bung whatever veg you have in the slow cooker with some stock then blend it! if you like a bit of creaminess try some creme fraiche instead of cream in it. I freeze creme fraiche in ice cube trays and then just chuck a couple into what I'm cooking.

I too could benefit from some more inspirational lunch ideas. I don't do fruit and don't do salad so I kinda limit myself!

oh and noniks fmu aka first morning urine aka full moon unicorn. not sure where it came from now. maybe la or popz?

'Twas moi! I am responsible for full moon unicorn. I was guessing FMU and got it spectacularly wrong.

Breakfast - granola with semi skim or yoghurt.

Lunch - sandwich with cheese and chutney, salad or soup.

Dinner - fish and salad, stir fry veg with noodles, fish pie with salad, etc. I'm veggie and quite healthy as long as I watch the amount of cheese I eat. yum cheese

Snack - fruit n yoghurt

My calories come from alcohol but I'm now not drinking much - first drink in 2 months this week.

Yes, sticks and possibly fingers are getting wet in the morning :)

Lunches...sandwiches (tuna, ham and cheese - you can put less cheese in if you pad it out with ham and salad); soup; fresh pasta; leftovers; omelette. I'm terrible at 'dieting', as soon as I even think about it I really, really want bad food! At work I snack incessantly - perk of the job is a near-constant supply of biscuits and chocolates, I replace them with raisins to get the sweet hit. I do calorie maths, roughly as I'm lazy, and go for a swim to counter the badness.

I have an excuse for being lazy I promise! Didn't get home til 3:30am - I work in a bar at weekend as 2nd job

Gosh it has literally taken me all weekend to catch up with you chatty viroids!

Madly busy but has been good to take my mind off things. CD26 14 dpo today, am ignoring the fact that my contraband app indicates I am late as my cycle fluctuates so not really going to consider myself late until cd28. Going a bit mental, of course. La am soooo tempted to try my own unicorn tomorrow morning!! But I shall resist...

Callipy thank you for the personalised book recommendations all those pages ago! That is completely awesome. :). I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings looks particularly up my alley.

Honey I myself am at my heaviest ever, and for me portion sizes are the enemy. I've started using myfitnesspal, which is the best calorie counter app I've come across. Have managed to drop 2kgs in 4 weeks, I can definitely recommend it.

Chat, gx for you for tomorrow!!

fresh poas with the full moon unicorn and chat we haven't had a good syncro pee in ages!

I also use mfp app....when I feel good about how much I've eaten!

Yes, Pee with me, Fresh!

Evening viroids :) played my first football match since march today. Aching, knackered but enjoyed all 80-odd minutes of it! Still feeling sick and getting stomach cramps, might test again tomorrow. Might be AF tho lol

Helloooo.... Back home after a long day at work, largely spent convincing myself it wouldn't be wise to buy the whole books for babies section. already bought 7

Have any of you tried juicing? I got a nutribullet a few months ago and it's been great, none of the faff of washing millions of bits from a normal juicer. I'm crap at eating enough fruit and veg so got this to get more into my diet for ttc. It's been really good, bit of trial and error to see which combinations we like but the main thing is it stops me snacking.

Fresh I adore caged bird sings, she is such an amazing woman. Will prob go on to read some more of her autob's.

Ooh, loving the food chat. lil I love whole wheat pasta for lunch with basil leaves, toasted pine nuts and some parmesan shavings. Keep a batch in the fridge for a couple of days, kind of a deconstructed pesto!
Have fun at monty la he is one of my heroes.
fresh chat jelly gx for your bfps with fmu!!! Acronym crazy!!

DH was unwittingly drinking ttc specific juices with carrots and maca powder to help his swimmers

Oh sheesh you lot are no good at all in the sensible-wait-til-you're-late frame are you?!?! Lol

Calippy that's brilliant! Unfortunately as my DH has successfully fathered two offspring with no encouragement whatsoever even my suggestion that he dial down the cauldron-like temperature of his baths has fallen on deaf ears. . Might have to start slipping him some super juices in his beer or something like that!

Hi all, catching up on masterchef Australia with chicken roasting for dinner - yum.
Can recommend innocent veg pots for lunches - fully veggie and mostly spicey, which I love. Bit more substantial than a soup but just as easy. Can be pricey but watch out for twofer deals!
Gingers crossed for you poasers! We're still jsing over here - mr b's taken control of the schedule which is great - feeling a bit more like a team effort.
Happy Sunday viroids!
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I'm starting to think my stomach aches are just constipation lol

where are you all? I'm bored. come and entertain me!

How's the studying going Lil?

not brilliantly. can't get into it. really need to find the motivation! had a much mitmre productive day than yesterday though!

Just taken a first response thought it was negative but...... I'm 8dpo by the way. Sorry to but in but I just had to post..... Can you see a line?? I will retest as soon as I get my hands on a first response and post results. It was after time limit so maybe an evap?

You must need more highlighters!

Hi Melody sorry I can't see a line, but 8 DPO is very early.

Thanks jelly. Just me having line eye! Wishful thinking I guess. There is a faint line in rl but more likely evap. I buy tests promise myself ill wait then I can't help myself!

You should stock up on internet cheapies from places like amazon. You get 15 tests for about 2 quid so you can POAS without spendin too much :D