Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2179455-Break-the-bed-marvel-at-the-ghost-sperm-ignore-the-fuss-about-avatar-pandas-and-whatever-you-do-dont-eat-the-jizz-Its-Just-Shagging-Part-28?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2186417-Just-Shagging-12th-Thread-for-graduated-viroids?pg=31" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Asda do two strips for a quid as well if you're too impatient for delivery. I got bfps a week before af on those babies. Though naturally still spent a small fortune in frers just to check...

When's the exam Lil? X

Cross posted there, Melody I wasn't ignoring you Can't see the pic as I'm on my phone, in the bath. Eight days is early though, so hopefully not out yet...

DH thinks it'll be a BFP tomorrow, apparently I've been making up smells to complain about all day. Can't say I'm convinced but there's nothing like a bit of pressure!

lol yes more highlighters needed! exam is 4th Nov but I'm on holiday 22nd-28th Oct!

I can't see a line melody. 8dpo is way to early. give it another 4 days at least.

Ahh, thanks for translating lil. That may be my fave JSing phrase yet!

Sorry Melody can see one either, but like chat am on phone in bath. Not just any bath, Badedas...mmmm

Melody I can't see a line, but you're not out at only 8DPO!

Wishing the synchro pissers luck tomorrow! Gx for some BFPs! Meanwhile it's an early bed for me, can't WAIT!

Oops, meant can't see one!

Thanks so much for the insight ladies! Really appreciated. Will read through more slowly before i go and do the food shop.

Went out for Thai with the dh tonight to celebrate 6 months without divorce! It was very nice. Sadly I'm still not 100%, raining out my arse as gaggia puts it.

Going to have oatmeal for breakfast tomorrow.

Try out the brat diet too: Banana, rice, apple and toast. Good for sicky kids and rainy arses everywhere

Ladies, I'm looking for a fun thread to join! Is this it? When trying for Dc1 I got a tremendous amount of support from MN so I'm really hoping to bond with another group. Hoping I've found one

Hello Pear! Welcome! I'm glad our thread title made you think we sounded fun, it is a rather take us as we are group. The OP says it all, so if that sounded like you, you've come to the right place!

Chat do I need to eat them all at the same time? Also, you better be poas-ing tomorrow! I've got my gingers crossed already!

hi pear welcome. I'm sure you'll soon settle in but be warned we are a mad bunch

tell us your stats, age ttc since? etc

Yo! La in da house!

Hi pear [waves] welcome! We are lovely honest, we just talk a lot about rainy arses and jizz.

Supportive we are indeedy!

Monty rocked! Got to sleep now coz up at 6. Gingers crossed for the pissy sticks, stroking the full moon unicorn.

Catch up tomorrow proper like.

I'm sure you're lovely mad

32, Just recently started TTC DC2. Currently on 2ww. Planning to start using CBFM next cycle.

oooh contraband! you'll definitely fit in pear lol

BFN this morning, but still no sign of the witch...

Welcome Pear, nice to have you with us, best of luck!

Now where are the rest of my synchro pissers?

Hi pear!

Have you twitters pissed on sticks yet??

Good morning Viroids! And welcome Pear. Yes if you're looking for the right kind of crazy you're in a good place.

Thanks for the unicorn stroke La. Synchro pisser 2 done, ic only though as still "early"... Thoughts/comments?

I just took ic and another first response! Both faint positive! My camera is crap at picking up lines! They are definitely there! My line last night at 8dpo was a bfp!! ok small squinty positive with colour when you shine a torch behind it I will include picks. I'm impressed with the one step ic! Holding its own against a first response! It's dried darker! It's still faint.... Sorry I'm rambling away! Morning girls

(That was supposed to be twotters )

Fresh!!! That's a bfp!!!!!

Oh my gosh fresh! Congratulations!!!! I'm sorry I'm so self absorbed this morning yours is so clear! Eeek so happy for you!

Ic

Welcome pear this is an ace Fred, you'll enjoy it.

Fresh that is a BFP. Woop woop.

Melody is you line v v faint? I'm looking on my rubbish phone so it's hard to see.

Morning, morning. So - what do we have here?!

Melody and fresh - look at this! 2 bfps!!!! Fresh yours is bold as brass and melody yours is faint but still a line and you're only 8dpo.

Wowee! Congrats gals!

chat you ken full well you're not out til the witch zooms in! No witch = good sign. Gingers crossed doll x

It's not that faint in real life! I don't even have to squint. I'm going to do some more tests later hopefully line will be stronger. I'm going to try not to drink so much. Been really thirsty lately. Ill stop posting ridiculously faint ones ill just post results of the digital. Probably wont pick it up but we shall see how sensitive they are. thanks ladies and welcome pear

Congratulations ladies! This tired needed some bfps!